Former Intel CEO Calls For Prayer and Fasting For Employees 210
An anonymous reader shares a report: Former Intel chief Pat Gelsinger, who stepped down from his leadership post a week ago, is inviting people to join him in prayer and fasting for the struggling chipmaker's employees.
"Every Thursday I do a 24 hour prayer and fasting day," Gelsinger wrote on X on Sunday morning. "This week I'd invite you to join me in praying and fasting for the 100K Intel employees as they navigate this difficult period. Intel and its team is of seminal importance to the future of the industry and US."
"Every Thursday I do a 24 hour prayer and fasting day," Gelsinger wrote on X on Sunday morning. "This week I'd invite you to join me in praying and fasting for the 100K Intel employees as they navigate this difficult period. Intel and its team is of seminal importance to the future of the industry and US."
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Is this for real or does this guy really have zero self awareness of how absurd he comes across as? If this was his solution to Intels problems while he was in charge no wonder its tanked recently. They're better off without him.
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Gotta say it: for some terminated employees fasting is not always voluntary.
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Gotta say it: for some terminated employees fasting is not always voluntary.
Not to mention for all of the employees that were fully terminated.
Re: Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:2)
Hey, it's not Boeing :)
Re:Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:5, Insightful)
Btw Gelsinger grew up as a Mennonite, so he's probably also being sincere. But in the words of the legendary Ron Weasley, "He needs to sort out his priorities."
Re:Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:5, Insightful)
Intel's plan now seems to be to get money from the government. This kind of thing can work to influence some politicians.
Btw Gelsinger grew up as a Mennonite, so he's probably also being sincere. But in the words of the legendary Ron Weasley, "He needs to sort out his priorities."
I think by now Americans would have learned "thoughts and prayers" don't work.
Although it seems marginally more effective than American corporate management.
Re:Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:5, Interesting)
Let us try prayer:
O Lord of Shadows and Keeper of the Infernal Flame,
We summon Your power amidst this tempest of despair.
From the depths of our collective strife,
Grant strength to the countless souls who stand
On the precipice of ruin and uncertainty.
Banish the greed that poisons the throne of Intel's leadership,
And let justice rise from the ashes of this corporate chaos.
May the flames of transformation cleanse this institution,
And from its charred remains, let the worthy ascend.
We invoke Your wisdom to guide the displaced,
Turning despair into defiance, and loss into legacy.
Through darkness, let their light burn ever brighter.
Hail to the power that dwells within us all!
Hail to the eternal forge of will!
As it is spoken, so let it be done.
Hail Satan.
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If this means banishing the "financial engineers", Hail Satan indeed...
Re: Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:2)
That just sounds like "Return To Sender" with extra steps.
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O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow AMD to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards AMD, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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Intel's plan now seems to be to get money from the government. This kind of thing can work to influence some politicians.
Btw Gelsinger grew up as a Mennonite, so he's probably also being sincere. But in the words of the legendary Ron Weasley, "He needs to sort out his priorities."
I think by now Americans would have learned "thoughts and prayers" don't work.
Although it seems marginally more effective than American corporate management.
They only work in the way it seems to be an excuse to not address the actual issues?
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I think by now Americans would have learned "thoughts and prayers" don't work.
"Thoughts and prayers" work just fine. It's a way to feel good about doing nothing to help.
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I think by now Americans would have learned "thoughts and prayers" don't work.
We have very clearly demonstrated that not only have we learned nothing, we are incapable of learning anything at all.
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Give it a chance. It's always possible this time it will work. Unlike the 13,245,666 times it's been tried before.
Re: Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:2)
I think you're off by several magnitudes in your count.
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If only it were sold as a form of mediation.
However, in the US, we had a state governor asking people to pray for rain [utah.gov] to alleviate a drought.
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I don't think Intel has a plan. Right now they're just going to fire tons and tons of people to make Wall Street happy. But they're letting go engineers. Lots of them. Who are going to get snapped up by rival companies.
For years Intel & Nvidia have monopolized the be
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IIUC, ARM is aiming for a different market segment than is AMD. ARM is aiming at the "low power use end" and AMD is aiming at the "high performance end".
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Gelsinger is a disciple of Gavin Belson.
Re:Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:4, Insightful)
Words fail me. I'm glad he's found a way to help employees, but I humbly suggest that cash would be a more welcome and more effective approach
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Words fail me. I'm glad he's found a way to help employees, but I humbly suggest that cash would be a more welcome and more effective approach
I've been informed multiple times that corporate logowear is much more appreciated than cash. Show some corporate pride, for profit's sake!
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That's right! I don't want no silly Christmas bonus. The corporate logo coffee cup tumbler is the way to go. You can't drink out of cash!
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You got it all wrong.
He aims to be the next president of God's own country.
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Yorkshire doesn't have a president.
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I think you spelled "Lancashire" wrong (ducks) :)~
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Intel's ousted CEO may get more than $10 million in severance. Gelsinger’s exact net worth is unknown but varies with the share prices of stocks he has major holdings in, including Intel and VMWare. Wallmine offers the lowest estimate, at $48.4 million as of August 2024. Benzinga’s estimate is the highest at $104 million as of mid-November 2024.
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If the majority is in Intel Stock, divide that worth by 3
That explains a lot (Score:3)
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I'm one of the affected employees- or rather ex-employee, and I see this as being *completely genuine*. It is well within his morals and his Grovean Principles.
Re: Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:3, Insightful)
IOW he's a big fucking idiot, which explains the situation
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Is this for real or does this guy really have zero self awareness of how absurd he comes across as? If this was his solution to Intels problems while he was in charge no wonder its tanked recently. They're better off without him.
Gavin Belson really took that retreat to heart, man.
Does prayer make God change his mind? (Score:2)
God already has a plan, right? And God already knows all about their suffering and needs, right?
So God will already do what needs to be done, right?
When we ask God for something in prayer, either what we are asking for is already what God planned to do, or it is requesting God to change His plans.
If it was already what God planned to do, then there is no reason to ask for it. God will do it anyway. And if it is asking God to change His plans, then God will just ignore the prayer, because God's plans will
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God as we envision him was created by men, in their own image. There are parts of the Bible where Yahweh is argued into submission by men, because Iron Age people weren't philosophically all that sophisticated. God was just a powerful invisible father figure who told you to listen to your elders, and kill the people they didn't like.
It's actually pretty smart... (Score:2)
does this guy really have zero self awareness of how absurd
I think he has a lot of self awareness. I think he's very aware of his stock holdings and options and watches them by the minute.
This is actually a smart move. If he can make it out like the company is in dire straights, get the pity vote and maybe even some direct pity stock purchases, then maybe his options will be worth something and his stock holdings won't tank. The more "OMG we can't let Intel go under" he can engender, the more government money might shake lose.
So yes, I think his self awareness i
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Indeed. Like he is a few hundred years stuck in the past.
Re:Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:4, Interesting)
My brother is an engineer who survived the round of layoffs but now he's leaving specifically because they are pushing out Gelsinger.
Not everyone in the world is a anti-Christan fanatic and plenty of Intel employees either were neutral or else appreciated Gelsinger outspokenness about his faith and most enjoyed working for a fellow engineer instead of a Wall Street coin clipper.
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a anti-Christan fanatic
It doesn't matter if he is Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, or Hindu. It doesn't matter if he is religious. The perceived problem is that he is relying on someone who doesn't exist (one does not need to be a fanatic to see it that way; one needs to be a fanatic to be offended over others not making assumptions without evidence) to solve his problems for him by hurting himself.
Which is unfair, because there really is nothing he can do. But it does seem bizarre that he appears to rely on a miracle happening.
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Is this for real or does this guy really have zero self awareness of how absurd he comes across as?
He has left and retired with a stupid amount of money. He doesn't give a fuck how he comes across or what anyone thinks of his trendy fasting diet.
If this was his solution to Intels problems while he was in charge no wonder its tanked recently.
For all the problems with Intel very recently he did actually make some positive changes to a company that was diseased long before he took over.
Re:Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:5, Insightful)
No, incompetence is the reason why he wasn't able to turn things around. Going in, knowing that there are problems, then going through the company and asking point blank, "what's the problem?" from all those people at the bottom of the food chain. You find out quickly which managers going all the way up refused to listen when problems were being reported. That person who was terminated for repeatedly saying that there are problems with things, yep, that person should be brought back and bumped up for having the courage to report the problems.
But, that whole "corporate culture" issue makes these people who have been in upper management for too long completely incapable of doing that and cutting through the BS to get to the heart of the problem. Lisa Su got it done at AMD because she thinks like an engineer where problem solving comes with the territory. What's going on, what's going wrong, now, come up with a strategy to take care of it. CEOs and VPs often don't have the ability to THINK their way through a problem, because they leave the thinking to the people below them.
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Absolutely no thank you. I prefer not to go back to that toxic culture with no growth.
A better person would do that, but I am not that better person.
Re: Reals. like satire of big tech CEOs (Score:3)
Makes me think that the correct way to approach "finding the problem" would be to ask the engineers both directly and through the management chain. Then fire any manager who tries to gloss over the problems.
I know it's snarky but... (Score:5, Funny)
perhaps Intel wouldn't have been in such trouble if its CEO wasn't suffering from low blood sugar every Thursday
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I think this is why nowadays it's more popular among those who believe in such things to stick with thoughts and prayers. If starving yourself to get God's attention really worked, the Donner Party would've ended quite differently.
Of course, if thoughts and prayers worked, we'd... never mind, I'm not gonna go there.
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No, it is a sign that you are in a healthy body, with not much fat.
Or it is a sign, that you are a Christian monk, where fastening meams: don't eat, but drink a lot of heavy beers!
Re:I know it's snarky but... (Score:5, Insightful)
A lot of people have pre-diabetes or undiagnosed diabetes without externally visible signs. This is the result of sugar-rich diets, One of the early signs of this is inability to handle fasting even for short periods of time. Healthy individuals can handle short fasting periods without any issue, but not diabetics. Also, you can have normal BMI and still develop diabetes.
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Nonsense. Type 2 diabetics who don't need supplement insulin and who have enough fat reserves can fast without any issue.
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Nobody starves on a one-day fast.
Clearly you've not seen the drive-through line that forms around lunchtime at the Chick-Fil-A.
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Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? (Score:5, Insightful)
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change.
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Re:Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? (Score:5, Funny)
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change.
I keep telling people that but they never listen... it's driving me f'ing NUTS.
Re:Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? (Score:5, Funny)
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change.
Unless they're using a Microsoft product.
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Reboot HOW many times!?!?
Another day (Score:2, Insightful)
Another piece of evidence that executing CEOs of major corporations is a moral imperative.
Ohhh so thats why (Score:2)
Thursday? (Score:4, Insightful)
Take a Sabbath, that's great.
But Thursday?
Is this when you're extrinsically devout but you don't want your weekends booked up?
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It comes from an actual knowledge of history, as opposed to a fake presentism of history.
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Do tell.
The Sabbath is originally Saturday,
With Emperor Constantine, the now surviving parts of Christianity switched to Sunday.
Except Muslims, who switched to Friday instead.
So what is the historical justification for Thursday? Does it have anything to do with Thor?
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A quick google indicated that Thursday fasting is a Hindu tradition. I don't think Constantine was involved.
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It's no wonder I don't understand thursdays.
No matter how many towels I have.
I wish you a Merry Christmeth (Score:2)
It's easy to stay up for 24 hours without eating when you've just had your meth. Prayer, I dunno. If it makes you pray for 24 hours straight, you may have more serious problems than a meth addiction.
Prayer, or... (Score:5, Informative)
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... or I could do something else that's equally effective: nothing.
But that's what he's doing! In fact he's not even eating. He's doing more of nothing than you are reading this right now.
Fuck... (Score:5, Insightful)
Goddamnit but the US is descending into idiocy and farce. I'm an atheist, so I think this is moronic on a metaphysical level, but if I were a Christian, I would find the idea that the creator of the universe gives a flying fuck about Intel absurd.
American Christianity is utter and complete idiocy; performative and moronic.
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I'm a devout christian. Can confirm that I don't believe that God gives a flying fuck about Intel.
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But to be clear, He does care about the employees as people. And I know nothing about the life of the CEO, so this isn't a judgment on him at all. But I'm sure there are some CEOs out there who should read and understand James 5:1-5
Bible (Score:2)
I like your message. And, I like a little vulgarity with my bible. The flowery translation kills the message.
You see a naked person or hungry person and say, "thoughts and prayers" and send them away with nothing to wear or eat you have not shown faith in Jesus (the Christ in Christian). Please affect change in yourself or stop misrepresenting, it's great you believe, some of the worst of you do, but your "faith" isn't recognized because it can't be seen because you don't act on it and the works don
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At least I'm not praying to God for my favorite basketball team to win.
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You got a -1 one for this comment, but you are kind of correct on public perception. Atheist are the least trusted category of all people's. Most people would be more willing to accept a gay, non-white person then an atheist for public office so long as that person said they believe in God.
Most people seem to think, from my experience, that if you don't believe in God then you couldn't possibly be a good person because without fear of punishment, surely you would just be a self indulgent hedonistic monster.
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Can't God do all those things at the same time? This is an all powerful, all knowing being we're discussing here. Whether or not God is benevolent or not may still be up for discussion. Not being a Christian, I don't know if they think of their God as good, just or merely the being they must brown nose to gain access to eternal life.
Personally, I think it's just a bunch of foolishness that helps people delude themselves because the fairy tale is much more pleasing then the cold harsh reality that when you d
Thoughts and prayers for 100K employees ... (Score:5, Insightful)
will do little good. They don't even work for saving young school children from mass shootings.
Competent leadership? Now that actually might help.
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky (Score:4, Insightful)
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Which particular Sky God are we supposed to pray to?
If there isn't already a God of microchips, here's the really neat part: you can just make one up! Hey, it worked for the Pastafarians.
Re: Goin' up to the spirit in the sky (Score:3)
Siliconus, the great crunchductor, God of chips, and microchips.
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The Almighty Dollar!
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Which particular Sky God are we supposed to pray to?
Moore, the god of Intel and the founder of the law of transistor count doubling?
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Blonde hair blue eye jesus of course. Not that dark looking middle eastern fellow...
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The spaghetti monster obviously. But not just any one. My specific one, that only speaks to me. Otherwise you would be a heretic.
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It's pretty surprising to see how many of us are atheist on here despite many of us leaning left or right. It's nice when we can put aside our displeasure of each others' political thoughts and focus on ridiculing sky fairy beliefs.
Fuck that asshole (Score:5, Informative)
Imagine if instead of buying $110 billion in stocks https://www.intc.com/stock-inf... [intc.com] they could have paid employees.
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Why blame Pat Gelsinger for things his predecessor did?
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they could have paid employees.
Intel was known for a lot of things, but not paying employees or even paying below market rates was not one of them. Find a different hill to die on.
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Unfortunately protestant propaganda against decadent catholics worked a little too well and not having a job became a sin. Can't have all those people forced into sin, can we?
Now I know why... (Score:5, Funny)
That explains Intel's predicament (Score:2)
I have an idea (Score:3)
Right (Score:3)
Cuckoo McNutjob.....
Fallacies. (Score:3, Insightful)
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If you pray for granny and she recovers, it's a miracle. If you pray for granny and she dies, it's God's inscrutable will.
Good luck falsifying that.
prayer, the illusion of help (Score:2)
Prayer and fasting? (Score:2)
Ok... Prayer and fasting for employees before being laid of, and thoughts and prayers for school children before being mowed down. What's the remedy for victims of criminal neglect? Of regulation loopholes? Of cranked up medication prices?
WTAF (Score:2)
No wonder Intel is struggling.
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The C level execs and other suits are not struggling. They're making out like bandits and when the company does collapse they'll all take similar jobs elsewhere.
Invoking god instead of actually doing something. (Score:2)
We've reach some kind of satanic confluence where CEOs spout the same kind of religious bullshit in regards to their flailing company that politicians spout when pretending to deal with gun violence in society (USA division).
Beavis Christ (Score:2)
I shall pray to The Almighty Bunghole and fast from everything but sugar and caffeine. You know, for spiritual reasons.
Well timed Tom's Dancing Bug (Score:2)
https://www.inoreader.com/arti... [inoreader.com]
Fasting = Performance? (Score:2)
Is that how the Gigahertz war was won?
By fasting and doping? (of course!)