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Comment Re:In other news, water is wet (Score 2, Insightful) 43

The sane solution is to not allow AI-enabled toys for your children. Even in case of being able to guarantee 100% benign responses and no hallucinations, an already unrealistic proposition, why would you encourage your children to form lasting bonds with an animate furry object. This is how you get adult furies. Get a puppy instead.

Why kink shame, man?

Possible furry issues aside, the real problem with the whole AI toy situation is that they are being used by the corporations making them as a gateway drug. Get the kids used to interacting with AI enabled devices, and they'll move on to bigger, more complex AI devices as they grow up. And since we seem to insist that all time belongs to the corporations, and both parents should absolutely be dedicating most of their day to the corporations that employ them rather than raising their kids, a situation that's been getting substantially worse over time, not better, parents use interactive, or sometimes even passive, devices as babysitters. Radios, televisions, iPads, and now interactive AI toys.

It used to be saying the corporations would prefer us to be born to their devices and stay addicted to them until our death would be mocked mercilessly as a silly, irrational fear. Now it just seems like the direction things are headed, and it seems the vast majority of people aren't even thinking about trying to fight that trend. Or are too tired from work and the constant, nagging suspicion that even that's about to be taken away as an option now that we've set up the entire existence of society to depend on it, to have any fight left.

Comment Re:Then I won't buy. (Score 2) 45

My wallet will stay closed to memory purchases for the duration of this price spike.

Price spike? You have to pretend to be an AI datacenter to even be eligible to purchase memory from Micron. Which, I assume, will require a purchase well beyond what any individual could ever reasonably need, unless you happen to actually own your own large-scale datacenter.

Comment Re:Wait, the Oscars are still a thing? (Score 1) 80

Haven't watched them since the amount of soapboxing at the altar made it a miserable experience.

I never could understand the Oscars. It was always about Hollywood celebrating their own amazingness. It just always felt like a whole bunch of uber-elites getting together to stroke each other off over how incredible they were. I've probably seen a total of about a half-hour of it in my entire life, mostly because it just feels icky to see.

Comment Re:Level up! (Score 4, Informative) 33

"Enshitification complete, sir!"

Sweet summer child. You think this is complete? They won't be happy until people have force-installed tech gadgets at birth that pipe ads directly into our brains while we sleep. We're aiming to enshitify the entire human experience, not just online interaction.

Comment Re:Streaming Trash (Score 1) 24

I thought movie studios were forbidden to own movie theaters, but now I just learned those rules were repealed in 2020, so I guess nobody cares anymore about the antitrust implications of total end-to-end control of movie production and distribution.

Antitrust stopped being a thing we enforced a long, long time ago. It's honestly surprising how long it took to reach the movie industry, considering the way we've been letting the business world consolidate different industries over the last few decades. Sure, there's some chatter about it here or there among the political class, but for the most part it's half a step forward, twenty steps back when it comes to enforcement.

Comment Re:What the hell is going on here? (Score 1) 39

So Amazon is going to give money to OpenAI so OpenAI can buy chips from Amazon. And Nvidia is giving OpenAI money to buy chips from Nvidia. And AMD is doing some weird thing giving OpenAI stock warrants so OpenAI can sell the stock and buy chips from AMD. How the hell is Sam Altman convincing people to keep this house of cards standing? Is he really a genius running a company so amazing that this makes sense behind closed doors?

From the outside, the entire AI spending spree looks very much like a giant capitalistic circle-jerk. Maybe a few people get their rocks off, but in the end, nothing of value is actually made. It's just massive piles of money circling around and around through the same circle of douchebags, all so that they can *say* their earning massive piles of money, while in reality it's just the same few millions / billions, circling through the same hands, over, and over, and over, and over. There's no actual end-product, and no actual profit, as each company's profit is simply passed on to the next jerk in the circle, or passed back to the previous jerk.

Comment Re:Glad I didn't buy a new one. (Score 1) 80

I refuse to use their "pay us for two decent shows and a bunch of dreck" monthly streaming service.

Really? I find the average quality of Apple's TV shows to be much higher than the average of the other major platforms. I enjoyed "Slow Horses", "Silo", "Mythic Quest", "Severance", and (to some degree) "Foundation".

As with all of the streaming services I tend to subscribe, watch a season or two, and cancel again until something else pops up that I want to watch. But I'd say that if you've never watched any of Apple's shows you're missing out.

I'm overall not big on for-pay services in general these days. I do have Paramount at the moment since I got an entire year for like $50, but guarantee that'll get canceled before the year is up because their normal rate is absurd for what they offer. But having a year to traipse through the older Star Trek universe and a few other selected titles is fine. AppleTV service just hit me in exactly the wrong way as Disney streaming did. That company has gotten enough of my money and I need more incentive than the slightly tantalizing promised raping of a favorite series of books from my youth (Foundation).

Comment Re:Glad I didn't buy a new one. (Score 1) 80

Why is your TV spying on you somehow worse than your Roku, AppleTV, or whatever spying on you? The advantage of the external box is that you can upgrade it when it is no longer supported. I mean hell, if you trust Roku, just get a Roku TV...

I'm old. I prefer separation. Integrated is a shorter way of saying, "breaks quicker and you lose everything at the same time the first part breaks."

And I don't personally trust Roku, but there are a lot of people that do. Thus far Apple hasn't used its spying power to try and foist advertising on every moment of the experience, so I've stuck with my AppleTV boxes, though I refuse to use their "pay us for two decent shows and a bunch of dreck" monthly streaming service.

Comment Re:Glad I didn't buy a new one. (Score 5, Insightful) 80

Almost did on Black Friday.

One of the reasons I didn't was that I didn't think I could afford one that didn't spy, but it turns out those big name brands are some of the worst?? I figured Sony, Samsung and LG would be the safe brands. I never trusted TCL or Hisense, I'm sure they're connected to CCP servers all day.

And does this mean that Visio doesn't spy? I wanted to go with a different brand this time (replacing a Visio with a bad backlight array), and Visio has been running ads on the home screen, but I'll take ads over monitoring.

Get a new TV and never, EVER let it connect to the network. If you need to stream on it, buy a separate box of some sort. Roku, AppleTV, or just an old laptop with HDMI on it. It's almost impossible to buy a spy-free TV these days, but keeping it from accessing the network still seems to be a safe bet. No telling how long before they determine it's "cheaper" for them to include an always on cellular modem in the base unit because too many have decided not to let them on the internet after purchase, but right now that's still a future problem.

Comment Re:Why ? (Score 1) 114

I have been using Firefox for more than 20 years. Please explain me why my browser needs an AI mode.

Someone needs to train the AI to click around the web like a user, so that the web companies can keep their ad revenue up once they've knocked us pesky humans off the web.

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