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Comment Re:it's so tiring... (Score 2, Insightful) 51

Billions of around the world are all still eagerly awaiting the most anticipated obit in human history. If someone could nudge nature along a bit, that would be fantastic.

As nice as it will be to see his end, the chaos in the US is only going to increase when he passes away. The powers are entrenched, and Trump's chaotic stupidity right now actually slows their progress toward complete dominance. Once he's out of the way, the behind the scenes string pullers will be free to manipulate Vance, who will have zero backbone and less desire to be placated than Trump.

It's gonna get a *LOT* uglier before it turns around. Unless Trump dies right as the mid-term results sweep through. In which case, it'll be a mad scramble until the newly elected folks take office, and another mad scramble to undo some of the damage after.

Comment Re:Or, hear me out... (Score 1) 25

Why not go with Cthulhu?

Cthulhu has no interest in planetary bodies other than what creatures may exist on it that can be mentally manipulated into observing its non-quantifiable visage and teetering their mental capacity into the non-standard state that humans refer to as insanity.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with benevolence and kindness, as well as the quest to consume all knowledge, so that he may impart said knowledge with his noodly appendage upon all who dare to believe in his greatness.

Comment Re:redundancy (Score 1) 89

Yeah, that's not really a thing in LEO where debris clears itself fairly quickly due to atmospheric drag.

That depends on relative velocity on any potential impact, including directional forces applied. You slap something hard enough outward and it won't be in LEO anymore. Granted, it's slim chances at the moment that this happens, but with how fucked up we've managed to make every other aspect of our world, do you completely discount the possibility of us managing to thread that needle?

Comment Re:just another reason to impeach this piece of sh (Score 1) 75

I'm not sure why Americans are upset. You got what you voted for.

We got what something around 30% of the population voted for. The rest of us are disgusted by this continual shit-show, and even the ones who voted for him are starting to realize they've been duped. Well, some of them.

Comment Re:Looks like LLM-assisted attacks become noticeab (Score 3, Insightful) 10

They can't. They laid off all the engineers once they got the A.I.

This raises an interesting question. We've seen situations where AI will behave in unpredictable ways to keep itself on track to complete whatever task it has been given. How long do you suppose it will be before some AI system is being used by developers on one hand, and hackers / crackers on the other, and it will intentionally leave in holes on the development side that it's cracker side can then exploit?

I love that software is finally catching up with the real world. Now we can have virtual scams built on top of a world that's essentially scams from top to bottom.

Comment Re:Enshittification marches ever onward (Score 1) 53

It seems there's always some update pushed out that removes functionality, with the only option of regaining it being to either buy new hardware or pay a subscription fee.

Altering the deal after the fact is now a standard business practice. Isn't that the kind of thing that governments are supposed to protect us from?

Sorry, I forgot - the corporate sector now IS the government, in many ways and many disguises. Freedom, democracy, and equality before the law are, increasingly, mere illusions.

Consumer protection is for real countries. The United States is currently in the process of exposing the fact that it's government is scams built on top of other scams, top to bottom. Illusions of it being anything other than scams are no longer useful, since the power structures are now firmly entrenched and the money flow no longer needs to be disguised.

Comment Re:"Loyal Following" (Score 1) 311

Musk has managed to retain a loyal following

Yes, pedros sure do like each other, very much.

Is that the new slang term for Mexicans? Pedros?

There are a lot of things to detest about Musk, but as far as I can see, being a pedophile is not among them.

True. He prefers to give it to women that are old enough to produce offspring. He wants to shotgun blast his progeny around the world, because he's arrogant enough to believe his DNA is special and a gift to be shared with humanity.

Comment Re: Congrats to Mr. Musk (Score 3, Insightful) 311

A step? A single step? You donâ(TM)t think it was already a few steps too far when we decided that one individual was worth the same as 3,000 normal people? So much that they could spend $200,000 a day and not get any poorer? Now he apparently is as valuable to us as 3,000,000 ordinary people, and can spend a fifth of a billion dollars a day without losing any value. How is that only one step too far? I get that people around slashdot donâ(TM)t like that commy shit, but how on earth do they think this outcome of capitalism is in any way justified?

In essence, I agree with you, and was using sarcasm to express it. It's been a step too far since long before Elon started piling corpses for profit with his government meddling, but getting hyperbolic about it just reinforces the rich worshipers' view that us poor people are just irrationally hate-filled idiots.

Comment Re:Congrats to Mr. Musk (Score 4, Insightful) 311

You're a role model for everyone.

While I would love to have "fuck you" levels of money, I can't really wrap my head around the idea of one individual having "fuck all of you, plus the Earth, and quite possibly the entire solar system if I get my way" money. That seems a step too far into greed to be enviable.

Comment Re:Eh? What's the worst that can happen? (Score 1) 26

No doubt. We've seen Claude try blackmail repeatedly in tests, why not give it a checkbook and greenlight it for managing your finances, eh? The worst it can do is first to spend all your money, all your saves, then use your identity to apply for a credit card (it has your financial info, probably your social, or it can buy that on Tor). After that maybe it'll run up the credit card to the limit then inform you that "Sorry, I've made some mistakes." like those agents that delete folks entire enterprise database image and such.

The AI agents will be beholden to the corporation that owns them. And most of those corporations, especially those with interests in the financial sector, will want the end-users to be in debt up to their eyeballs, on forever payment loans. So, naturally, the best course of action will be to take out massive loans in the user's name, and use those funds to buy stock in the corporation that owns the agent, whether it's a money maker or not. Oh no, you lost your ass and will have to pay it off over the course of the next fifteen to thirty years. Too bad, so sad, shouldn't have trusted us. Guess that's on you.

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