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Comment Re:Self-serving process (Score 2) 27

Probably already is. I saw a story several months ago that 90% of the new music submissions to Spotify is AI slop.

There's new "bands" that, within a month of "forming" have 80+ songs submitted under their names. It's easy to flood the zone when each new song or album is just a few words and a few minutes of machine time. Much harder for us lazy human musicians to keep up in comparison.

Comment Buying your own hyperbole. (Score 2) 63

The tech CEOs have been steeped in the ways of AI prophecy, for the simple fact that it's what sells to the board, to other business sectors, and to the decision makers in governments around the world. Being in a position of power doesn't make them immune to the market forces that have pushed all this hype into the stratosphere. Instead, it makes them beholden to those forces.

And if you push a specific message hard enough for long enough, even if you know it to be 99.9999% complete and utter bullshit, you will start to believe it. The human psyche isn't great about separating fact from fiction if you have to live in that fiction 24/7, and these people don't just live in that fiction, they have to sell it so hard that to risk their own disbelief being found out is far, FAR riskier to them and their companies than the ever so slight risk of adding to the psychosis necessary to be a "successful" business leader to begin with in the tech sector.

And let's face it, if huffing your own farts was an Olympic sport, the tech CEOs would be the champions. Always.

Comment Re:The Fine Details (Score 1) 181

I wouldn't put it if past them either, but I don't think people will yield to the techbos and their AI. Once people realize what's up, the techbos will be in for a rough surprise. At least I hope that's what happens.

I keep waiting for that moment, but I don't see any force that's both strong enough *AND* has the will to actually knock these little would be emperors off their thrones. Anyone with the actual power required to do it seems to have way more fun becoming part of the worshiping horde. Which is troubling, to say the least.

Comment Re: Dance for me. (Score 1) 153

Waiting for 100m hurdles on coke and 200m freestyle on speed. Maybe a triathlon on crack, that'd be fun!

You should read up on the history of the Tour de France. Those original runs were coke fueled insanity, with horse tranquilizers used so the athletes could sleep each night, only to wake up, suck up as many uppers as they could with breakfast, and do it all over again. It's amazing there weren't more deaths on the course, the way they abused themselves to pull off those runs.

Comment Re:The Fine Details (Score 1) 181

Eventually, they're going to realize they don't need 8 billion people consuming energy and resources when they can sustain their lifestyle with a few thousand people and a few billion robots, and then things get very sad for a while.

Who will be thinned though? Will the guillotine come back?

The way these techbros behave, I wouldn't put it past them to offer prizes for fights to the death, gladiator style. They want to be god-kings, and god-kings watch people kill each other for sport.

Loser's daughters automatically become techbro sex slaves. For incentive. See? Win-win1

Comment Re:Average is doing a lot of work there (Score 1) 27

I can't be the only one that noticed. Still, their unions got them the money. And it's still a lot of money. Just a reminder that divided we beg, United we Bargain.

I was thinking the same thing on the average. I'm assuming executives will get the biggest share of that, while the common workers will get, what, say 10k? Not that that's anything to sneeze at, but let's not pretend the average low-level person is getting 340k.

Comment Re:Do you want raptors? (Score 1) 40

Because this is how you get raptors.

At this point? Why the hell not? If we're going to create a dystopian hellscape, we just as well have some legit predators around that will kill indiscriminately. Think how entertaining it would be to turn on the news and see a "flock" of raptors storming Washington, D.C.

Comment Re:Especially right before a midterm election (Score 2) 59

What pisses me off is that if the press actually talked about the recession we are in, and it is a recession if you take out the ridiculous amounts of money spent on AI slop we are in a deep recession, then people would wake up and poll numbers would collapse and while the current Republican party in charge of everything wouldn't do anything to help they would at least stop making things substantially worse.

While they do have control of the media in a lot of aspects, the economic indicators have long been subsumed by whatever Wall Street happens to be pitching. And Wall Street right now is giddy on a scale rarely seen in the past, because AI has become a call-sign for "lowering payroll costs," which in Wall Street terms is P-A-R-T-Y time, because putting people out of a job is a MASSIVE win for the owner class and the investors, even if on a scale as large as we're seeing it now, it could cause widespread societal collapse via economic suicide. None of them have the forethought to realize that firing this many people in such fast waves may lower the ability for the public to purchase anything, while also lowering the amount of tax people are paying both through sales and through income taxes. Government becomes underfunded, and eventually even the highest of the high on the handing-money-up chain will feel that lack of spending power in the public.

Eventually, it'll all catch up to the investor class. That'll be when all the news will turn to, "In events absolutely no one could have predicted, a total surprise beyond the scope of any understanding, we've come into a recession." Nothing that happens to the general public matters at all until it hits Wall Street in the pocketbook. And while they can really blame themselves for the coming smack, I'm sure they'll find some way to twist it into being the consumer's fault. They always do. To justify the government handing them more money while telling those that have been fired that they should have planned better.

Comment Re:Do they really need to make a buck here? (Score 1) 69

Google makes so much money, is it really that important for them to go back on their promises and screw over some individual with a free email address?

The answer is obviously yes. There are pennies to be fleeced from the masses, and not fleecing the customer for every possible penny you can fleece them for is the greatest sin a corporation can commit. Promises mean nothing in the face of profit potential.

Comment Re: No company lasts forever. (Score 3) 79

The stock market doesn't think so. Goog is up 128% YoY.

Despite economists and talking heads telling us otherwise, the stock market doesn't reflect reality. The stock market is literally a collective hallucination propagation machine. And right now, the hallucination of choice is AI. Look at how much the stock market thought All Birds, a shitty shoe company, deserved for putting out a single press release mentioning their interests in becoming an AI company. You think that bump was based on reality?

Comment Re:No company lasts forever. (Score 2) 79

What exactly are you proposing here that I'm too "dumb" to know? That every single person who wants to get away from Google should run their own webcrawler to populate a local database?

Do you seriously think that this is practical in any way at all? Do you know how large the world wide web is right now?

While everybody running their own would be incredibly stupid, not to mention increase power draw and resource usage by orders of magnitude if everyone tried to duplicate a search engine DB on their own system, I'm honestly surprised we haven't seen some form of cooperative / community driven web search alternatives pop up. Yes, it would likely be something people would need to chip in for, but I certainly wouldn't be opposed to tossing a fiver or maybe even more each month toward a shared web crawler with a decent front-end and a few folks to maintain it. If features were kept locked to a minimal working config, and there was no corporate mandate for feature bloat and shovel ads, it wouldn't need some massive ongoing team after the initial spin-up. I'm sure if it grew an appreciable community around it it would get the corporatists salivating over the prospect of buying it and shoving features and ads at us, so we'd have to come up with some form of covenant and legal protection from such actions. Which probably means a lawyer on staff. Which probably means an HR department to keep the lawyer contained. Which now means an accounting department to keep HR contained. Which probably means a physical presence somewhere. Which means a maintenance staff. Which....

Shit, seeds of a good idea instantly turned to the same old bullshit. Never mind.

Comment Re:Surprise? Everybody's been saying it. (Score 1) 120

you know you can turn all that off, right? i have no ads, no copilot, no ai, no forced pop ups, nothing you mentioned.

You can turn most of it off, but apply a security update and it all mysteriously comes back on. I have a script I run after every update to turn everything back off, but it's a choice Microsoft has made, and they keep making it. The vast majority aren't going to dig into the guts of the system to turn all that shit off, and the corporate machine wants all that garbage in the user's face.

Comment Re:Human Capital (Score 2, Insightful) 57

No joke - our large company now uses a "Human Capital Management" system for things like pay. I can't believe they didn't understand how demeaning that is. More likely they just don't care.

I have another theory. They know precisely how demeaning it is and that's part of the reason they so cherish the term.

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