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Comment Re:The [technology] must die (Score 1) 174

The radio must die
The TV must die
The telephone must die
Video games must die
The audio book must die
The pager must die
The cellphone must die
The laptop must die
AI must die
VR must die
The internet must die

Everything must die, one of the few constants of the universe.

As for the internet, it's due for a change, it needs to mature as it's gotten old enough that acting like a 12 yr old doesn't cut it any more. It's been in our lives 30 years now since the Eternal September, that means it's now an every day part of out lives as the diffusion of innovation is complete, even the laggards have caught up, this means we can't pretend it can survive as a wild west where everyone can do what they want as you're going to get powerful parties attempting to control it anyway and without laws and regulations, well just look at what we have, hate preachers, lies and disinformation, peddlers of fake cure-alls... I mean it's not like we saw the same things with other technologies.

The internet is going to change, like it or not, you can either be the Luddite and reject the modernisation with your "hurr durr mah freeze peach" or you can be a part of it and help ensure that the internet stays a useful resource. If you want to pretend that a laissez faire approach will work, you'll guarantee that the worst monopolists like Elon Musk, the Ellisons, Murdoch, et al. will end up in control of the internet and they won't tolerate any speech they don't agree with.

Comment Re:AI is awesome. (Score 1) 17

How extremely tasteless of you.

700 people. Honest drug dealers. Honest ransomware enterpreneurs. It could even be people simply laundering internationally banned imports/exports! They all could have easily lost their business today, and you're laughing. Where's little Jordie gonna get his next bottle of xannies if his dealer lost the bank? Have you thought of that at all?

No problems... the financial regulations that financial businesses adhere to are designed to ensure that risks are sufficiently managed to the point where a serious loss cannot cause undue harm to customers... Let me just check where Binance is regulated... oh... oh dear... it's Abu Dhabi.

Comment Re:Wrong question. (Score 1) 75

The idiots trying to figure out uses for AI remind me of the Kalahari bushmen with the coke bottle.

Which is an unfair comparison as people in developing countries often devise new uses for junk we throw away, that coke bottle can be turned into a water purifier. Devices made from discarded PET plastics are being used to create clean drinking in Africa.

AI execs on the other hand couldn't tell what's useful from their sisters left tit. Hence they're trying to sell the tit.

Comment Re:How abysmally stupid do you have to be ... (Score 1) 58

... to even only seriously consider doing that? These people are operating on the level of totally deranged cultists.

People just don't think of their own security. My mum is in hospital a lot these days so I've been running errands, this means paying bills as most of them are not set up to be done online so I now know her PIN because one of those bills was take $100 out of card A and put it on card B. She didn't even think twice about giving me the PIN (and it's a stupidly obvious number that gets given out a lot).

Fair enough that it's my mum... but people just don't think of security at all. In fact most complain about it. I've had to stop my sister from telling me her PIN in a crowded shopping centre before.

Comment Re:A fool and their money are soon parted (Score 1, Insightful) 58

Happens way more than people think.

Just look at how many people donate to Trump whilst he screws them over.

We may end up having a shortage of many things, fuel, food, housing... but one thing we'll never run short on are morons. PT Barnum was quite the optimist to think there was only 1 sucker born every minute.

Comment Re:"On Planet Earth" (Score 1) 152

My apologies for the pedantic reply, but I'm just getting exhausted by the seemingly endless need people have to inject urgency into headlines. "On Planet Earth" is not necessary. At all. You can drop those words and the sentence means exactly the same thing.

Are my servers on Alpha Centauri IIC are not fine then?

Will it be better if I relocated them to Wolf 359?

Comment Re:What's The Average? (Score 1) 108

What is the historical average rate of truck freight theft?

This headline sounds like an Oceans Eleven fantasy. The actual article more mundane than the headline. But the story is still interesting and oddly sophisticated for truck freight theft. Despite that, I have a nagging feeling that this isn't really novel or an increase and that it is being reported simply because data centers are the current news cycle.

Lorry theft is a thing but usually is done by driving up, hitching a trailer you're not meant to and driving off. Sometimes they're as sophisticated as to mock up some fake paperwork to get past a gate guard. A few years back someone got away with £5 million worth of Jaguar/Land Rover engines by just driving up to the factory with some fake paperwork and driving off with a trailer, it worked so well they went back the same day for a second trailer.

Comment Re:Bose (Score 2) 41

Buy Other Stereo Equipment

Better Off Something Else

No highs no lows it must be bose

Lets be honest, modern music is so terrible that quality reproduction is completely unnecessary.

The treble and middle are drowned out by repetitive bass (there are no highs and lows any more... just duf duf duf), little variation in timbre and pitch and in the rare event there is an instrument playing it'll be all of 4 chords (4... if you're lucky).

Comment Re:Statistics (Score 2) 46

20% of companies which are acquired under a leveraged buyout go bankrupt within 10 years compared to companies which don't. Goodbye EA.

EA going bust... and nothing of value will be lost.

Some good will come of it, a large player going bust and all their servers getting turned off will finally force governments (well I mean the EU and possibly Australia and Canada will join in) to address the issue with ownership of games. No one will want to acquire EA as it'll have a load of potentially toxic debt in the form of refunds, class actions, et al. from games that are no longer playable.

Comment Re:Sorry but not (Score 2) 46

Hate to see Bioware go...but when Mass Effect 3 came out in 2012, and surely 90% of the employees have moved on, how much institutional knowledge is there to make the next game in the series? (Sorry Andromeda)

Did you not play Mass Effect Andromeda?

It was a case study in how a game designed by committee is terribad.

Lets make a game that is as inoffensive as possible but also try to make it cool and edgy. Make a bad guy that looks like an overgrown infant and use all the same tropes from the previous game yet pretend it hasn't been done before. Also make the gameplay as fun as gouging your eyes out with a rusty fork but above all else we must not, never, ever, ever, ever, upset the most fragile minority of all... White Male Americans.

Graphics were eye meltingly great but the rest was pure crap. I hold it up as key evidence in my theory that graphics don't matter. You can't pretty a bad game into success.

Bioware was dead long before then, same with Mass Effect, we should really let it rest in peace.

Comment Re:The cutting edge cuts back. (Score 1) 101

This is just one of the problems with using cutting-edge hardware:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... tell me another one.

Consoles are usually using out of date hardware by the time of their release. The PS5 was released with a Zen3 CPU and RDNA2 GPU. Sure good biz for AMD but it Zen 4 was released nearly a year before the PS5, it was less powerful than a gaming PC I built 2 years earlier and I've just bought a new one using a Zen 5 CPU (Zen6 is just around the corner though). Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge, it's so old you'd need a tetanus shot.

component prices are not always consistent. In extreme cases like this, Microsoft now finds itself with it's back against the wall. They want to rake in the cash with console churn (buy all your old games again) but they are now finding out that making cutting edge hardware is quite expensive. MS and Sony are both left with poor options while Nintendo has consistently used under-powered hardware and focused on marketing to boost their profits.

I expect there to be some "creative" mistakes made in the next gen consoles, except Nintendo, they will keep milking the Mario brand/franchise and suing people until there is no more Nintendo.

This is true though, they generally aren't able to handle supply chain disruption but that is really true of any business using JIT supply chains.

The big problem is that the PS and XB hardware was always sold as a loss leader with the expectation to make that money back by ripping off the owners at every turn. High fees for publishers and developers, monthly fees for basic functionality, sub standard hardware that would regularly break (usually a week or so after the warranty expired, it's called the Sony timer for a reason). This worked fine for years but now belts are tightening both Sony and Microsoft are finding that they're not making ends meet by nickel and dime'ing the punter at ever turn as the punter is doing everything they can to avoid it.

So the next logical step is to stop selling the hardware at a massive loss, which both Sony and Microsoft are testing the waters on. Sony with a $900 PS5 and now MS with this.

Also, if you're looking for a next gen console, they're already here... have been for ages... they're called a gaming PC. With things like the Steam Deck and Steam Machine being targetted as "living room" machines, they are in a position to eat Sony's and Microsoft's lunch as there is no monthly Steam fee (not to mention GOG, Epic, et al.).

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