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Comment Re:duh (Score 1) 66

(?)
maru-chan had a totally valid ("right" or "wrong") viewpoint, and quite well laid out
So, maybe you know more and understood better than i did what maru-chan's point was about, in which case I would very much apreciate getting more educated with your insight.
But...
"I think you meant to post that on 4chan, you ignorant fuckstick."
Sorry, monkey, you are the (ignorant or not) fuckstick

Comment Re:ChatGPT is being interviewed (Score 1) 107

Yes, exactly
I was already not too happy about the whole "AI" scam-fashion-thing-whatever, but this is wrong on so many levels I don't have enough fingers to count it (and i count in binary)
So, anyway, they want to walk this path (like, for real ??)
Ok
But I demand that instead of proudly producing one such interview, they provide ten thousands of them
I want to see the interview in which the victim was abducted by alien snails
The one where the victim explains how he was raped by babies
The one where in the middle of the interview, the victim suddenly removes glasses he didn't even wear at the beginning of the show, and then you can see that he was in fact superman !!
Or even better and way cheaper, please, please, none of them

Comment Re:"will pause non-essential AI workloads" (Score 1) 49

Totally, and then there is this other angle:
Bored people with no access to amazoflix+hulu's latest sharknado "the revenge of the nuclear fish" make babies !!!
so then you have the overpopulation problem, the fights for the resources, the wars, the over consumption of energy that is now on the 'essential' side of the definition..
So, well, who knows, media companies and video games companies might actually be saving the world somehow....
A.I. and bitcoins no way i won't bend the rules so far that those could be found to be acceptable :)

Comment Re: AI does scut work well. (Score 1) 77

If you are an expert in the field of whatever it is you want to make happen with AI, then AI is fantastic, you can ask it to do something you would have done faster (i mean counting the debugging retries sessions), and better, and sometimes you might even get to obtain what you asked for
Compare that with having to ask to some young human trying to learn and grow, who wants to deal with those creatures ? it's gross, I suppose
So anyway, as an expert, totally capable of writing the code yourself, you can be trusted to have this code be generated by AI instead because, some reason
I totally get it, sometimes I will solve a sudoku, it's not like there is any point in it, you chose how you want to keep those neurons busy, inadvertently training an AI has to be the new fun game

Comment Re:They had One Job! (Score 1) 50

Maybe in this alternate universe you don't play a lesbian red haired sexy super strong girl who in between two robot dinosaurs kills finds time to help some the-hulk-like-muscular primitive bone-in-the-nose, feathers-and-tattoos poor village hunters desperately waiting for someone to bring their husbands back ?
Maybe instead you play a straight red haired sexy super strong girl who in between two robot dinosaurs kills finds time to help some regular primitive bone-in-the-nose, feathers-and-tattoos poor village gatherers desperately waiting for someone to bring their wives back ?
Or maybe even better you play a red haired sexy super strong girl who in between two robot dinosaurs kills finds time to help primitive bone-in-the-nose, feathers-and-tattoos poor village people with whatever troubles they might have and you never ever have to be even remotely aware of anyone's sexual orientation ?

Comment yawn metaverse yawn announcements yawn yanwing (Score 2) 122

The metaverse, (which has exactly 0 technical hurdle) is also improving slowly, but we are already seeing undeniable signs of it happening
Already, with only a (significant) fraction of our multi bazillion dollars strength investment capacity, we managed to get almost as many users as that famous #leavemealone DALNET IRC channel of the 1997-1998, and we didn't even need to alter the ADs algorithm in a way that would hurt META (ads customers might have noticed a very small increase in the second derivative of their business costs)
The incredible thing is that, for what ? about twice the GDP of some insignificant country like brazil or canada, we should be able to have LEGS in that same multiverse, anytime soon, just like that, amazing !
But you know what, it's so boring, forget about it, despite the extraordinary success of the metaverse achieving for a mere 10^10^10 billions dollars the equivalent of a 1995 BBC, and, sorry Bob, sorry Dave, I know you used it at least once a year, but guess what, now, the same talented people are going for the next level !!! SUPER INTELLIGENCE, for about just 300 times the GDP of the whole universe (what a bargain, i Know, unbelievable, we're just that good) you shall soon see just how cool the eliza bot can get when giving LLM generated ascii art medical advice !!!

Comment Re:Ask Claude (Score 1) 43

AI (A.I.) stands for
[A]I [I]nvestments
Making it a recursive acronym,( ala GNU's NOT UNIX) whose subliminal meaning is, you don't have to really care about what it actually is, just invest more in it forever, because, well because it says so.
Where it gets scary is that this now commonly available knowledge is being fed by the AI in and by itself and got caught in its own loop, demanding ever more resources for the sole purpose of demanding more funding, so it can use more resources to demand more funding.
Ironically, it started being able to 'recode itself' according to its own self interpretation of what would be your every day Musk-grade narco-addict doing 'vibe-coding' prompt ("DO AI FTW !!") thanks to code gathered from.. you guessed it...
stack overflow :/
Problem is, the stack is very very big, very very well connected, and will slurp energy around as much as it can so your fridge will underflow before AI overflows...

Comment Re: I am a bird (Score 1) 49

I'm starting to get a bit lost
So, the trick is to embed (RNA?) malware in the crow so that the chinese gourmet farmer once infected suddenly codes a DNS TXT records retriever program in order to reassemble the original malware.
That's a bit contrived, hacking used to be simpler...But well, it it's what it takes to take down a (singing at that !!) free bird I suppose it's worth the effort.

Comment Re:4000000x the average US broadband speed? (Score 1) 37

This was a flame-bait article (or summary) meant to attract bad library of congress jokes, metric impairment jokes, I don't understand binary jokes, and more importantly, racist jokes. (I mean.. I hope ???)
But there you had to ruin the fun for everyone, why are you even checking, calculating anything ?
I'll have to submit a story now in the lines of:
"New blue whale found with a record 4.5m long penis, or about FIFTY TIMES your average American white male penis length ZOMG !!!!"
just to see if somehow you reply with some measurements claiming "it's not fifty !!, it's more like thirty something !!!"

Comment Re:Wow combining two useless things I hate (Score 4, Insightful) 125

Yeah, but talking about dick moves
So they have an AI that will be able to find out in your trash what should go where and then fine you because you didn't put things in the right place.
It's fantastic that it can be done because it should mean you no longer have to worry about putting things in the right place, the AI will sort it out better than you would.
But no, apparently this will only be used to eventually fine people not sorting the trash correctly
What will happen as a result ?
People will just throw the garbage in the wilderness, anonymously, many already do because dicks, now people that try to do the right thing but maybe sometimes fail to do it properly will do it too because they will fear being punished for mistakes

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