You can easily discern who is smart, who is dumb...
Problem is half of us have always been able to do that, nothing is changing. There is a large misconception, mostly held by those who don’t get it, that holding a position of power or having lots of money makes you smart when it’s actually the reverse. People in those positions have everyone around them kissing their ass so they can get it too always saying how much of a genius they are and it rots their brain to the point of doing things even a child can see won’t work out.
A better one. One that is actually useful.
The technology to implant it directly into your brain is as painless as it is useful.
distant screams.
Not only no, but fuck no.
Ok, ok, but they haven’t even said if it costs extra to be directly plugged into the surveillance 24-7-365.25. Let’s wait and see how sweet this deal can get before jumping to conclusions.
Have they considered moving Amazon Web Services to the cloud? They should do that.
I’m not a computer science major, but my understanding is that would boost vaporware hosting capacity off the charts.
Followed by AI-powered butt-plugs, can-openers, napkins, keychains, and anything else they can cram 'AI' into.
The surgery to implant it directly into your brain is as painless as it is useful.
distant screams
The 64GB DDR4 I paid $101 for is now $360 used. Even the old RAM is expensive! Good thing I bought Crucial so it probably won't fail on me, fingers crossed.
Well, while buying Crucial probably seemed like a good bet I wouldn’t count on it. The company is going to have severe financial problems when the AI crash comes. I’d find another buyer and sell your majority stake quickly before the market valuation nosedives.
November is bankruptcy month. Hard drives at 90% off.
Oh thank god. Maybe I won’t have to take out a second mortgage to pay for 32gb of rdimm.
I'm kind of thinking we should blow up the Earth into separate chunks. A new asteroid belt, and we can all have our own asteroid to live on.
Plus there's lots of gold in the Earth's core, and we'd finally be able to get to it. Might be enough for each of us to own a solid gold toilet.
(Vote for me for President 2028)
That’s an amazing idea and I feel stupid for not thinking of it. Maybe we could find a way to direct an earth moon size object into impacting so we have even more gold and resources. I’m in favor of the jobs it would create.
Sometimes states are the right answer, when there is no common interstate interest. Of course rivers and air doesn't abruptly end at state lines.
The obvious answer is to build a wall around each state extending from deep below the surface upwards to outer space then make the federal government pay for it. Problem solved.
What did you expect from the New York Times
Isn’t that a felony now?
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.