"If he dies... he dies."

"Hi! I'm AMD Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!"
*Minutemen - Corona (Jackass opening theme) ensues*

I'm reminded of Henry Rollins talking about how people think he's an angry person. "I'm not angry _at_ you. I'm angry _for_ you." Louis and Henry both hate seeing people get screwed over (especially by politicians) and are quite vocal about it.

To be fair, being a "nice guy" isn't considered positive in modern parlance.

Louis is probably the best weapon the Right To Repair community has right now.

So might as well spread your cheeks then?

Microsoft would have buried this kind of thing.
Apple, too.

Already fixed here. That was easy.

I miss track points.

Size.

There's no list in TFA.

Will all of them combined even make a dent?

Even a bigger, louder pile of crap is still just crap.

....and have ourselves a snack.

Intermissions used to be a thing. Being able to take a leak and grab another snack/drink halfway through the film used to be a thing.

Hell. For longer films like Titanic or Lord of the Rings, that would be a blessing. Even the "cheap" theater in my hometown is all-digital now so it's not even a matter of splicing more film in. Maybe concession prices could even be lowered since volume would go up?

I'd still probably sneak snacks in, though... as if I even went to theaters anymore. Last film I saw was Sausage Party in 2016 (chaperoning my daughter and her boyfriend for Top Gun 2 in 2022 doesn't count). There's just nothing worth seeing anymore because it all gets streamed almost immediately and even then I rarely care.

My first thought was Gal Gadot's "We're all in this together." video where a bunch of Hollywood types covered John Lennon's "Imagine" during COVID.

Gal Gadot hasn't signed.

And I notice Ellen Degeneres (who stood out for her creepy, fake smile in the video and reputation for being a total bitch off-camera) isn't on the list of 1476 names.

Of those who were in the video, Pedro Pascal, Dawn Porter, and Mark Ruffalo are the only ones on the list.

Oprah "Watch It Burn" Winfrey hasn't signed, either.

More celebs were in parodies of Gadot's video than were in the original. Hell, Sarah Silverman was in both the original and the parody set to Weird Al's "Eat It".

And neither Sarah, nor Weird Al have signed. Maybe Al doesn't know about it yet? He's more like force of nature than a mere celebrity at this point.

I tried running Win 11 on 4GB. It did not go well.

Maybe an AI Drill Sergeant would serve the superficial intended purpose better? The real purpose, on the other hand, is to get people to buy it and keep paying for it.

You know, like how Planet Fitness gives out pizza and cupcakes.