Woke modems are all the rage now.

I never heard of it till its EOL

You found your mom on Only Fans?

You may have slight difficulty finding a phone with a 1/4 inch headphone jack.

Just like Dems who are all flagged as Communists. Stalin would be so proud of social media.

Western imperialism and exploitation - Hello Dr Who, which century did you just come from?

There are lots of technical jobs in Europe, but many people are trained in the wrong fields. One of my nephews with a masters degree in business, retrained as an electrician and is now making lots of money installing A/C units in shops. Another nephew retrained as a gas turbine pump mechanic and now does very well with a gas distribution company.

A free Miele? Damn, I just bought an ETA vacuum cleaner.

What is wrong with being nationalistic? The EU is a very loose federation of nation states, each with its own defense force, police etc and the states on the periphery are responsible for gaurding the external borders. Spain, Hungary, Poland, Bulgaria, Greece etc all have huge border fences that put the old Iron Curtain to shame.

In 1936, global warming wasn't invented yet.

And nothing of value was lost?

'You are only a criminal if you get punished' - So all MS users are criminals?

What could go wrong - in New Orleans? "Blub, blub, HALP!! ,blub, blub, glug, uuurk ---

I used to say to the poor lady at the Telus call center: Please f'ing transfer me to a f'ing higher level f'ing technician who can f'ing fix my f'ing DSL problem. It worked.

You unwittingly mentioned the solution. Phone response systems listen for swear words and will transfer you to a human soothsayer if it detects profuse swearing.