Comment Re: How about fruit (Score 3, Interesting) 159
So that's the reason the mandarin oranges have half green skin. I thought they just picked them early.
This may come as a surprise, but oranges are not orange. They're green. They will turn orange if exposed to excessive heat. Since we've grown used to that in the U.S., oranges are usually treated to make them orange, in the same way that cheddar cheese is dyed to make it orange, in the same way that President Trump is dyed to distract you from his own disturbingly unhealthy color.
Comment This is a weird little hit piece (Score 3, Insightful) 183
Comment Question. Why? What are you using it for? (Score 1) 48
Comment It was possible due to a lack of any security (Score 3, Insightful) 56
Comment Won't somebody please think of the children? (Score 0, Troll) 80
Comment what this is, y'see, is an energy problem (Score 5, Funny) 165
America needs to plant a moonbase first, and the problem is just getting enough petroleum there to fuel it. You know for certain that China is just going to run its moonbase on free solar energy, or what we call "Communist" energy, which is against American national security interests, but I'm sure President Trump has it well in hand and we will get our gold-plated Christian Nationalist Trump Moonbase as soon as he's finished prosecuting the vandals who tore up his beautiful American-blue painted reflecting pool, finished the ballroom, and erected the Arch d'Trumph.
Praise him and pass the collection plate! The bidding donations start at $1,000,000,000.
Comment Consumers always lose (Score 5, Insightful) 91
The aim of the game is to try to benefit U.S. billionaires. You WILL buy their inferior and overpriced products.
Comment Is it April again already? (Score 0) 157
This sounds like some sort of weird joke, or possibly a Chuck Tingle work. I Fell In Love With A ChatBot (add bizarre obscenity).
Comment The Cuban Airlift (Score 1) 120
You know, after World War II, the Soviet Union attempted to capture West Berlin by blockading it. They wound up giving way after an operation called "the Berlin Airlift", where the Allies dropped supplies into the city by parachute! Perhaps we could try that here.
Oh. We're the bad guys here?
Anyone? Is anyone prepared to drop humanitarian aid into Cuba?
Comment Re:In related news... (Score 1) 111
You sound very much like you've fallen for the idea that "algorithms" are the very Devil's own addictive work.
Comment In related news... (Score -1, Troll) 111
The EC will now require books to be printed with the pages out of sequence, forcing you to "go to" the next specified page instead of reading pages in order. The existing design was too clearly addictive and might entrap young people (and some adults) into reading entire chapters at a time without considering the dire consequences.
Comment Good plan. (Score 2) 29
Those kids will be prepared when 1980 rolls around again.
Comment Re:And (Score 1) 24
This is hilarious! Everybody's trying so hard to push AI on the consumer, and nobody actually wants it.
Comment Carvana is sketchy as all Hell (Score 4, Informative) 39
I tried doing business with them twice. Got approved, closed the deal (I thought), and got notified that the deal was canceled days later, before the vehicle was delivered. They claimed they saw some possible fraud in my paperwork, although they wouldn't explain what. The first time, I'd gone through their own bank and insurance, so I assumed one of them had screwed something up. The second time, using my own bank and insurance... got the same result. My driver's license is certainly legit, so what else could have gone wrong? They weren't saying.
I have no idea what kind of scam they're running but, they don't seem to be in business to sell cars.