Employee Accused of Skipping Work for 15 Years (bbc.com) 109
A hospital employee in Italy has been accused of skipping work on full pay for 15 years, local media report. From a report: The man is alleged to have stopped turning up to work at the Ciaccio hospital in the southern city of Catanzaro in 2005. He is now being investigated for fraud, extortion and abuse of office, Italian news agency Ansa reports. He was reportedly paid $649,500 in total over the years he is thought not to have been working. Six managers at the hospital are also being investigated in connection with the alleged absenteeism. The arrests are the result of a lengthy police investigation into absenteeism and suspected fraud in the Italian public sector.
Impressive (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe I need to move to Italy before I retire.
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I'm going to guess the food in Italy is better than the microwave ramen a /. editor survives on.
One disadvantage about working from home is there isn't enough time to cook yourself a nice lunch. I've been cooking extra for dinner just to have an option of warming up some decent left overs rather than an expensive and gross microwave meal.
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One disadvantage about working from home is there isn't enough time to cook yourself a nice lunch.
Where do you work that you have more time to cook lunch when you go in to the office?
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When he went into the office, he spent more money eating out with coworkers. Since he's now at home all the time, it's harder (not sure why) to take a lunch break to go get food or otherwise make it.
Cooking extra food for dinner so you have leftovers is of course a spectacular idea and I've been doing that for many years. Sure, I still eat out as not every dinner is expandable in such a way but leftovers are so much better then fast food.
I never got to WFH so nothing really changed in that way for me. Sadly
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Maybe their office provides a personal chef?
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I can turn money into a decent meal at a restaurant or the campus cafeteria.
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You can also do that when WFH.
I don't have a fully staffed cafeteria at home. It's DIY
not that you had other options for acquiring lunch.
There are four options: cook lunch, buy lunch, bring lunch, skip lunch. At home the options are cook or skip. At work the options are buy, bring or skip.
And there are those that consider microwaving to be "cooking". I guess if I brought a bag of frozen peas and a steamer box I could claim I cooked my lunch at work.
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There are four options: cook lunch, buy lunch, bring lunch, skip lunch. At home the options are cook or skip
Why can't you leave your house to go to a restaurant, just like you left your office to go to a restaurant?
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Why can't you leave your house to go to a restaurant, just like you left your office to go to a restaurant?
Excellent question. For people who live in the suburbs, you have to drive a fair ways to get to a restaurant. For people who live in the boonies like me, I can get farm fresh eggs and U-pick oranges and be back faster than I could drive one way to a restaurant. So I will admit, I could be making omelets and quiche for lunch instead of complaining.
Most large businesses are in a commercial or industrial district. The concentration of workers leads to many food trucks and restaurants that are within a reasonab
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My favorite quick lunch, prepare beans (and meat if wanted) and rice ahead of time. Toss it in a bowl, add chopped tomatoes and a diced chili pepper, nuke it. Mix shredded cheese, nuke it a little more, and eat with chips. Five minutes and I can do it no matter how stoned I might be. Add lettuce and avocado and eat with tortillas instead and it's just a minute or two more.
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For people who live in the suburbs, you have to drive a fair ways to get to a restaurant
Have you ever lived in a suburb? Because in the actual suburbs, they've spread out shopping centers with some of the common goods/services the locals need. Like supermarkets. And in damn near every one of those, there's at least one restaurant.
For example, I'm very much in suburbia, complete with identical houses and an HOA. There's one group of restaurants 2 minutes away. If I go another 3 minutes past those, there's another group. If I go 2 minutes in the opposite direction, there's a couple. 5 min
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Still that ain't no carne asada tacos from the food truck. or chicken tikki masala from the little restaurant across from my work.
At home I usually bake chicken legs and thigs the night before. then reheat them with rice and veggies. or chop it up for chicken salad sandwiches. But it takes way more than 5 minutes to prep anything significant. If I have time between meetings, I can put frozen chicken, veggies, and herbs in the instant pot and make chicken soup in about 45 minutes. But my schedule doesn't alw
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Have you ever lived in a suburb?
When I lived in a suburb paradise of endless cul-de-sacs in the Bay Area it was a 15 minute walk to the nearest 7-Eleven. Further for a shopping center with a grocery store. But there was also a mediocre coffee shop that served pretty decent pastries in the same shopping center. Not that I consider a raisin croissant to be practical lunch.
Each place is different and it's difficult to generalize. I can explain and defend my own experiences. I can't live by your own standards when clearly you're talking about
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When I lived in a suburb paradise of endless cul-de-sacs in the Bay Area it was a 15 minute walk to the nearest 7-Eleven
If you're living in a suburb and expecting to walk to everything, you're doing it wrong. We built suburbs around using cars. Complaining about "can't walk to places" there would be like complaining about how hard it is to drive everywhere in a city built in 1100AD.
Also, the typical office park is rather unwalkable. I've got one lousy cafe nearby, but anything decent would require a 15+ minute walk, since it's at least a mile away. And that's been the pattern for nearly every office park I've worked in f
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Well, ya started lying about my life, so what did you expect?
That's the best part. Nobody was talking about you until you made this about you.
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You were talking about me when you made claims about suburban life. Because that's where I live.
Take responsibility for your actions sometime instead of pretending it's everyone else that's the problem.
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Hah.. if you have a decent employer,
another option, free work supplied lunches in the breakroom.
at my work, to be cute, they name all the food!
Today I had a PBJ sandwich named mike, and a really tasty chicken salad named Michelle.
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One disadvantage about working from home is there isn't enough time to cook yourself a nice lunch.
Where do you work that you have more time to cook lunch when you go in to the office?
Maybe OrangeTide works for a company that provides free meals (and snacks) [glassdoor.com] for their employees. Lots of companies outside of Silicon Valley offer in-house chefs or catered lunch and dinner.
If you work from home, not only is it time consuming but also expensive to cook meals as nice as what you'd get at the office.
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Yes, or anywhere where one can go to another building, or even room, and have a lunch that someone else cooked for them. Just a guess.
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Because it's impossible to drive from your house to a restaurant. You start, and the car just explodes after the first 1/4 mile. It's extremely dangerous.
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TexMex, bleh. I'll stick with my Tijuana and San Diego style. So much better.
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We loved the food in Italy, except that they don't eat potatoes (gnocchi don't count). My wife is Peruvian, and after two weeks in Italy she was craving potatoes. The last time that I was in McDonalds was in Sienna, we went in, she had a double serving of fries, and then was OK for the last week.
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One disadvantage about working from home is there isn't enough time to cook yourself a nice lunch. I've been cooking extra for dinner just to have an option of warming up some decent left overs rather than an expensive and gross microwave meal.
I've been planning on leftovers from dinner most of my professional career. It's expensive to eat out every lunch. I don't call ramen gross (I grew up in Hawaii), but I can't eat it every day. Most frozen meals have insane sodium which does not combine well with the sedentary programming I do every day.
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One disadvantage about working from home is there isn't enough time to cook yourself a nice lunch.
As opposed to when you're working in an office?
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One disadvantage about working from home is there isn't enough time to cook yourself a nice lunch.
What do you do with the time saved from commuting?
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I cook a lot more since I've been working from home.
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Ezekiel 23:20 is one of my favorite bible verses. How do they explain this to children?
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Maybe I need to move to Italy before I retire.
Why move there? You can not show up just as easily from anywhere else.
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In all seriousness though, this is big money in organized crime. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
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Why did I tell the bobs the truth? (Score:3)
Why did I tell the bobs the truth?
You think with 6 boss they would see me spacing out most of the day and why did I tell that I only do TPS reports 15 min an week as my only real work.
Re: Why did I tell the bobs the truth? (Score:1)
Looks like a fight club type thing. (Score:2)
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Probably gave them kickbacks.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/... [independent.co.uk]
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HR needs to see you. (Score:5, Funny)
"Giancarlo, you've been missing a lot of work over the past 15 years"
"Oh I wouldn't say I missed it at all"
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If management and HR didn't notice this guy wasn't working, that's their fault. Few would complain about the extra deposits in the bank account.
Re:HR needs to see you. (Score:4)
But I guess they'll have to sort it out. Maybe she is claiming to have been threatened to cover for gross incompetence of her own, who knows.
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Except that's not legal almost anywhere in the world.
What the guy should have done was show up every day and just read a book or do busywork. Find a quiet corner and claim it, be polite but anti-social.
It's absolutely fraud to take money for services not rendered. It's not fraud to take money for doing your job very badly. That's on your managers to deal with, and if they don't that's on their managers to deal with.
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It many cases, there is a large difference.
Being physically in the office, implies one has shown up to work, and being paid for time on-premesis.
Past experience: if you didn't show up to work -- you were considered to have "quit", for abandonment of the job. However, showing up at 9; browsing the internet all day, taking off for an hour lunch off premise - that was acceptable, and justified full pay.
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Yeah, they're going to chew him out when he comes in tomor---err, the next time . . . :)
haw
TPS reports (Score:2)
Real life Milton? /s (Score:3)
Cue obligatory Office Space jokes. [youtube.com]
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This is massive incompetence anywhere. HR must not be even tracking the org structure of the company, because how could this person not have a manager? How has that employee not had a performance review in 15 years? Or a salary review, or any interaction with the company at all? It's a hospital; don't they have some Italian equivalent of HIPAA training each employee needs to complete on some schedule? Or some digital signature from each employee any time they update the employee handbook?
There are so many t
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It is not incompetence, it is fraud. Some powerful person tells the boss 'give this guy a job or else'. They are called no-show jobs.
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How the hell did this go for 15 years? Most companies in the US would be all over you after 15 days max.
I had a coworker pull it off for about two months. He'd tell everyone at the client site that he was working on a project at HQ, then tell everyone at HQ he was at the client site. Eventually the boss figured it out, went to his house and fired him there.
Now the guy that outsourced his own job is my hero.
Very common in Italy (Score:5, Interesting)
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Not only in Italy.... check Italy's "cousin", Spain:
https://www.theguardian.com/wo... [theguardian.com]
And there are many of these cases ( I have seen this with my own eyes and I even reported one but it lead nowhere and, truth be told, I didn't push it).
PS: don't think this is intrinsic to "latin" countries. I live in Germany and I see "tricks" like this also happening there as well.
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Also very common at the US Patent Office.
If you have specifics you can let the Inspector General know. Write down specifics. Turn it over. You can even do it anonymously.
I did that as a contractor and ended up bagging an entire section of freeloaders. At this agency it was really bad. Nepotism, taking days, even weeks off and they'd cover for each other. Then talk about it with impunity. Turned out everyone was in on it. They can never work for the Government again. If you do that, you can tell no one. I mean no one. You can't let it get back to t
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You're right. I missed that. However I thought you were talking about something happening right now.
That section I talked about above, they hired all new people. Now they're very careful what they do. There is no more signing in for someone else. There is no more BS. Everyone else took notice as well. The section fired was the HR section that does background checks, HR, things like that. So everyone knew about it because all new hires came to an abrupt halt. I think they brought people in from another agenc
A great hero (Score:3)
Job Function? (Score:2)
I doubt I could go more than a day without my supervisor and team noticing (once I got a call because I was.2 minutes late!!!). What was his job function that he could go 15 YEARS without anyone catching on?
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It's called a "no show" job and they are commonplace. Many non-profits in the US exist to provide no show positions for the relatives and friends of powerful people who have their wages laundered through the non-profit.
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I doubt I could go more than a day without my supervisor and team noticing (once I got a call because I was.2 minutes late!!!). Good for them. You were late. They were both checking to see if you were okay (or dead so they knew to replace you) as well as remind you of your obligation to be on time. And before you or anyone else starts whining, "What does it matter when I get in if I still do my job?", if you don't have the respect to be on time [businessinsider.com], the time you agreed to when you took the job, why should they respect you [careertrend.com]?
My point isn't to whine about being called out for a 2-minute tardy, it's that my absence was noticed within 2 minutes, so how could they go 15 years? It was a friendly call with no repercussions.
Looks like they could go under the Radar. (Score:2)
It looks like this employee was doing a lower wage job at a hospital figuring about 46k a year. So probably a job that they are many other people doing the same thing, so them not working wasn't noticed, and that name was just probably seemed like a data entry error on the System, where the manager of the Unit, figured Payroll will just figure it out, and Payroll had now way to figure it out.
It seemed to me that that employee just cold quit the job, and paperwork wasn't properly filled out and that employe
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Happened at NBD Bank in Michigan back in the early '90s. A family friend's assistant quit, he filled out the paperwork, and she kept getting paychecks. He filled it out again, the paperwork came back from HR saying, "You already sent this, we don't need a second copy." The paychecks kept coming. I think it took 5 tries to finally get her "employment" terminated. She had kept all the money in a separate account, expecting that the bank would insist on getting it back. Instead apparently HR was so embar
Common in US (Score:5, Informative)
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yes common in the big cities, also getting pay for two jobs as "favor"
this message brought to you from Chicago, where the dead vote early and often.
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There is a whole titled leadership chain, that never shows for daily service unless its election season or the cameras are on. The true department head is the hardes
Fraud? (Score:5, Funny)
This fellow is just an earlier adopter of Universal Basic Income
And then a hero comes along (Score:3)
I don't care what you say. A guy who can skip work for 15 years is a goddamn hero.
Two helmet technology (Score:2)
He has one helmet that he keeps in the motorcycle. There is another one in his desk drawer. He will take the helmet in the desk drawer, leave it on the table, and just saunter off anytime he felt like. If his boss asks for him, his friends will say, "He must be around here, Sir, His helmet is here!" and point out the helmet.
No cell phones those days. Fernand will be told the next day about the boss's query and he wil
What about the manager? (Score:3)
There had to be a manager somewhere, receiving his "work" and giving him annual "performance reviews" or for that matter, even checking whatever log, time clock, or you know... just wandering over to his cubicle to "see if he was there".
What about that guy? Huh?
Ahh.... that guy has probably not been working for 30 years; but has better connections maybe.
I've never actually seen this kind of thing personally. The closest I came was a story related to me 2nd hand. There was a woman in his office working "full time", but she seemed a bit sparse at times. Turns out she was equally sparse at another office in the same building. Of course I'm telling you this story because she got busted and lost both jobs. The money must have been good while it lasted, but dang, talk about pressure. Every day must have been so tense for her. Either that, or some kind of unique personality that thrived on the thrill?
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No doubt the manager has been 'informed' that he is not to question the guys absence, or even whether or not the guy actually exists.
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From the article; "The police have also accused him of threatening his manager to stop her from filing a disciplinary report against him."
If you want to get paid for not working... (Score:3)
Anybody can see our economy is set up to reward owners, not workers. So I started dumping the max into my 401k when I started my career. Nothing special, just low-cost index funds. Now the valuation of my account has gone up by more than the pay for my job - which I work at for 40+ hours each week by the way - for each of the last 3 years. I can't get a raise or a bonus to save my life, but every time I check my account it's up or down by tens of thousands, all based on pretty much nothing, or certainly not anything that I did. I guess we'll see whether it evaporates before I get a chance to spend it.
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Get out and spend some of those savings this year and look for a new job while the economy for IT workers is good. If your not getting raises your someone's no show worker who is to dumb not to show up.
Most of us work dam hard and get the yearly your just IT brush off on raises all the time, but then one or two move on from the department, we walk into the bosses office and then ask for a raise, or do you want to be filling 3 - 4 slots in the specialized department of 5-7 people with 2 turds in the
My hero (Score:2)
Is this a record? I remember someone in Spain skipped worked for like 8 years. There was a US guy that outsourced his own work for a few years.
Wally is jealous (Score:1)
Sounds about right (Score:2)
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I was a slacker. This guy could give me lessons.
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I was a slacker. This guy could give me lessons.
That sounds like learning and work, turn in your slacker card -- but not to me, I'm unavailable.
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Investigated, why? (Score:2)
He is now being investigated for fraud, extortion and abuse of office, ...
He stopped showing up, but they kept *giving* him money. How's that his problem? The managers' sure, but not his. TFA doesn't say if he kept submitting time sheets, etc -- which would be fraud -- just that he stopped showing up and, at some point, allegedly threatened a (previous) manager, who's now retired, to keep quite. He decided to not look a gift hospital in the wallet...
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Yeah I too think it could get into a grey area, if he hadnâ(TM)t threatened his boss I would agree that he ought to be allowed to say he was available to them if they needed him. It is not really his fault they had no work for him. A lot of consultant jobs involve getting paid while you sit on the bench to be available when youâ(TM)re needed. The twist here is that he threatened a manager, THAT makes it a crime because he is forcing them to pay him. I suspect that Italy would be charging him eve
Threatening his manager (Score:2)
He works for "The Dread Pirate Roberts" (Score:2)
"Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.' "
Wow (Score:1)
Sometimes.... (Score:2)
Sometimes it is cheaper to simply tell the incompetent worker to not bother to show up than it is to fire it. (When I was at Rockwell in Anaheim in the 70s there was a well known such case.)
{o.o}
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Not only do you have to do a timesheet, but also enterprise management BS where you have to record the projects cost centre code.
These codes change often, and appear to be an HR invention just to catch fraud, or outright laziness. Incompetence on the job was OK, but you WOULD be dismissed for not doing your EPM.
If you make a mistake they'll tell you. Hey Bob, at the last employee lunchon we told everyone we'd be changing the charge code. Yours changed from "lazybum" to "NothereeverMF". Just fix your time card and resubmit please.
They change codes not to catch people, it's to put a hard end to the old accounts. At some point they have to call it a day on a year's worth of numbers. Then they can crunch their monthly, quarterly and yearly numbers into a nice report for upper management to look at (and sometimes ignor