Tesla Buys $1.5 Billion Worth of Bitcoin, May Accept the Cryptocurrency as Payment in the Future (techcrunch.com) 189
Today in an SEC filing, Tesla disclosed that it has acquired $1.5 billion worth of bitcoin, the popular cryptocurrency. Moreover, the company noted that it may also accept bitcoin in the future as a form of payment for its cars, though it did allow that there is some regulatory uncertainty around that effort. From a report: As the news broke, the price of bitcoin instantly rose by around 7% to more than $40,000 per coin. Tesla had previously telegraphed that it had an interest in the cryptocurrency, however to purchase such a large block of the coin is notable. In its filing, Tesla writes that earlier this year it "updated [its] investment policy to provide [it] with more flexibility to further diversify and maximize returns on [its] cash that is not required to maintain adequate operating liquidity," adding that it has the option of putting cash into "certain alternative reserve assets" that include "digital assets, gold bullion, gold exchange-traded funds and other assets as specified in the future." Under that banner, the firm has "invested an aggregate $1.50 billion in bitcoin," going on to say that the well-known electric car company "may acquire and hold digital assets from time to time or long-term."
Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Interesting)
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I'd have to agree. I don't think this will end well. Using it as some sort of "investment" for it's cash balances strikes me as being rather foolhardy. Then again, given it's current valuation multiple, TSLA appears to have the ability to generate significant cash whenever it wants.
Crazy times.
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Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Insightful)
Gambling with finances nearly brought GM down multiple times, but they got bailed out. It would be sad if gambling with very volatile Bitcoin would bring Tesla down, because nobody going to bail them out. More so, Wall Street and their stooge SEC hates Tesla, and bitcoin is an easy way for them to make Musk's life difficult.
It was a $1.5 billion dollar gamble.
February 2021 rough estimates put the net worth of Tesla at $100 billion, with market valuation twice that.
I think, Tesla can afford it.
Hell, Elon can afford to cover that bet personally if it went south.
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In other news : The largest bitcoin exchange has been hacked by hackers who ran the exchange in exchange for bitcoins from certain hackers. No one in the studio has yet understood what this news means . but that's not our job anyway.
In other news:
The largest prostitution ring has been fucked by hookers who RAN the prostitution ring in exchange for sex from certain hookers. No one in the studio has yet understood what this news means . but that's not our job anyway
How in the FUCK (pun intended), does this make any sense?
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Yet another crypto exchange has fallen victim to a massive hack
https://www.techradar.com/news... [techradar.com]
Hacks Timeline 2011-07 to 2020-09
https://www.ledger.com/academy... [ledger.com]
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Yet another crypto exchange has fallen victim to a massive hack https://www.techradar.com/news... [techradar.com]
Hackers stole 5% of the total assets. Banks offering credit card services call that a tax deduction, filed under "Cost of doing business".
Oh, and nice title. Clickbait has once again shitstained terms such as "massive".
Hacks Timeline 2011-07 to 2020-09 https://www.ledger.com/academy... [ledger.com]
And the end result, is BTC worth $40K? Oh, the horror, chasing investors away in droves! $2B in total has been lost? What's that represent, five minutes of GME trading two weeks ago? How utterly "massive".
I have no investments in BTC, but it's not hard to smell bullshit of any flavor.
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I was just giving what i thought was a reasonable answer to the question you asked the parent.
You make good points about click bait and comparable % of losses for credit cards services. Though the methods behind the losses seem to imply mostly different kinds weaknesses.
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"Thousands of banks get robbed every year but no one considers that a valid reason to stop using the US dollar."
Of course. But among other things it would be pretty interesting if all bank robberies were due to people breaking into the safe.
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I don't see how Wall Street hates Tesla, just look at that market cap!
does this serve the core vision? (Score:2)
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It will if you invest in Dogecoin to the moon!!!1
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That's what Starlink is for. Specifically. They started an ISP so that they could dump the profit into their Mars colonization program, since colonizing Mars isn't exactly the sort of thing that normal investors would be interested in.
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Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Interesting)
Sadly, it's not gambling. Every time Musk tweets about a cryptocurrency, the prices shoot up. They can make a fortune buying and selling based on his tweet timing, and technically it's not insider trading so it's not illegal.
As with r/wallstreetbets, we've entered the age of social media financial "influencers" who can simply tell people to buy things to make it happen at unprecedented scale. Their friends, associates, or they themselves can make essentially unlimited money exploiting this absurd human behavior.
Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Funny)
It's basically a weaponized slashdot effect against the financial markets.
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Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:4, Interesting)
I wonder if all his pro/con btc tweets were timed to make TSLAs coins cheaper to buy. And if that counts as market manipulation.
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He did literally the opposite. He changed his profile to a Bitcoin profile when Tesla started buying to tip people off. Caused a small spike in bitcoin prices at the time.
(I personally get all my bitcoin from TotallyNotAPyramidScheme.com, but whatever....)
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GM building terrible products nearly brought down GM.
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There's this bizarre mythos around American megacorps that when they fail it's because of outside factors, yet if you actually look at the facts it's almost always due to those companies being grossly mismanaged by idiots looking to enrich themselves at the expense of their customers.
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"Selfishness like that which they exhibit is an evolutionary strategy that made sense when we were still fighting over scraps to survive, but being a CEO is about as far from that as it's possible to be. As such, selfishness in such a situation makes zero sense; ergo it's idiotic."
And, yet, it's the idiotic CEO the one with access to all the perks modern life can offer, not you.
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And when they make amazing products that people want to buy, they cancel production and send almost all of them to the scrapyard [wikipedia.org].
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Range was limited and they used lead acid batteries, more of a proof of concept.
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So what? Go watch "Who killed the electric car?", people wanted to buy the cars to keep them, GM refused and crushed the cars.
A company that refuses to sell a product they're making, a product that people want to buy. What the fuck were they thinking?
It's not gambling it's Musk rigging a security (Score:2)
Musk has been dabbling with rigging securities both with his stock, his tweets on game stop, his remarks on Dogecoin, and so forth. He got his hand slapped by the SEC for the time he pumped up his own stock. But he's been doing fine with Dogecoin and Bitcoin.
I think were going to find eventually that bitcoin or some coin is going to find itself begging to be a regulated security. Otherwise all the schemes weve seen with the hong kong miners, the Reddit runs, and Celebrity touts are going to make this too
Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Insightful)
Ya but he has just poked the sleeping US gov bear. I would not take the bet that they will just let their currency slide into irrelevance without a fight.
Given the fact that we can't even manage to audit the Fed, I'd say your prediction is correct.
That said, I kind of doubt Tesla is a company that America can afford to piss off. US gov is rather reliant on that same CEO to keep the US space program alive...
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...The energy consumed buying up 1.5B in coins might have just offset every single mile driven by every single tesla since go-live.
That "gold", has already been mined, so you can stop pretending that a 1.5B Bitcoin purchase in 2021, cost anything more than a mouse click and an exchange transfer.
Even the environmentalists, aren't buying that shit.
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Come on man, get serious.
Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Insightful)
1.5billion USD in bitcoin currently equals 34,813 coins
the most recent calculation of bitcoin alone is 72 Terawatts of power. to mine one coin every 10 minutes. thats 348,130 minutes or 5,802 hours at 72 Terawatts. That is 5,802,166,666.67 kWh of electricity consumed to produce those coins [thebalance.com]. At .25kWh per mile, thats literally 23.2 BILLION miles in energy completely wasted on something as worthless as mining bitcoin. Thats just the energy equated in miles. It gets even more obscene when you understand that the SAVINGS is the delta between cost spent on electricity vs cost in petrol fuel. That means that even more miles would have had to be consumed to calculate the SAVINGS IMPACT of electric vehicles. So if EV is 80% cheaper than petrol, there is a 20% cost associated with it. So increasing 23 Billion miles by another 20% would be a better indication of just how much environmental impact was pissed away by mining those coins. There is no way you can spin this. You can say you were not directly supporting slavery because you did not actually shackle and whip the slaves, you merely rented the land to the slave traders, but the reality is you enabled and contributed to the slavery. This stinking pile of shit that is crypto mining is destroying every inch of progress in the battle to reduce energy demand and emissions
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It doesn't work like that. While I also lament the sheer absurd amount of energy that is wasted in crypto mining, the bitcoins that Tesla bought already exist, and would exist regardless. The incentive for miners to mine is due to the fact that they have value at all, and Tesla's purchase (short-term price volatility aside) does nothing to change that. The amount of energy put into mining is unrelated to their value, and that energy is going to be spent regardless of their value, so long as their value is a
Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:4, Insightful)
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That's not really relevant. Buying up a ton of Ivory creates a powerful incentive for poachers to poach more. Buying bitcoin is just changing the ownership of parts of an existing pool, a pool which will exist regardless, and which will expand regardless. Changing ownership of bunches of bitcoins don't create an incentive for people to produce more, that incentive is inherent in the fact that it's a currency to begin with.
Re:Irresponsible gambling (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:We don't need Musk for the space program (Score:5, Funny)
he pretty much just took tech built by the US Gov't and sold it back to them.
Yes! I remember all those government built orbital class booster rockets that launched objects into space and then executed a controlled fall back to earth, turned themselves upright, and landed safely so they could be reused multiple times.
It's easy really you just get some raspberry pis and actuators and some fins....
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But that is how the flow of technology in the US has always worked.... government backed projects develop and prove things, private companies take t
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he pretty much just took tech built by the US Gov't and sold it back to them. Just say it's a National Security Issue and you'll have Space Force launching rockets again in a year or less.
Wonder how Congressional budget approvals will go once they realize 4x the cost, and years behind on technical capability. Are they going to sequester every SpaceX engineer too? Enslave them to work? We'll see how easy this idea floats when the ISS starts starving for supplies.
The reason the US can't piss off Musk is he's a billionaire CEO. He's a modern king. They just stopped calling themselves kings so we wouldn't behead them periodically.
Billionaires are quite prevalent these days the world over. He just happens to be one of the largest ones. Didn't stop industries from shorting the shit out his company so no, I don't believe the US cares about pissing off a "mo
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Anyone with more than 1 million dollars in savings, is considered rich in most parts of the world. In the US though, 1 million won't even guarantee you a hospital bed.
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That was part of it, though it was a sensible decision at the time, as lots of major banks were doing the same thing, and this was before the various security scandals that plagued Windows 2000. That said, the ouster was probably more about the fundamental direction of the company. PayPal had just been formed as a merger between Musk's bank x.com, and Thiel's peer-to-peer payment company Confinity. Musk wanted the direction of the merged company to move towards being a bank, like x.com. The Confinity folks
carbon footprint? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:carbon footprint? (Score:5, Insightful)
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> Single bitcoin transaction ~741kwh wasted energy. Which is equal to 5000 km on Tesla3.
Nano: Green, Feeless, Instant.
What Bitcoin was meant to be.
Digital Currency.
> I wonder how many transactions did they make to collect these 1.5B.
Only need one from an exchange...
Most bitcoin transactions occur offchain.
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Nano has a better Nakamoto constant than bitcoin...
It's definitely decentralised. The concept looks solid to me.
XRP is centralised, and to be avoided...
Eth is turing complete, and a totally different use case.
Nano is the future of digital currency.
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> Nano is a failed copycat of XRP.
Really nothing like it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
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> You just prove that wikipedia publishes con-artist level articles.
Yeah, I linked that for you because it's a simple overview... you could read the nano whitepaper [nano.org] yourself though.
> Here is an introduction to what decentralization is (points 3-5)
Arguably the rules are set in stone for nano, and at the same time have never been set in stone for bitcoin (hence all the upgrades and such, right?).
There's been no major conceptual change in nano since its inception... and it's arguably even simpler than bi
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> The current price of Nano is at -97% from the ATH against BTC, with BTC as unit.
Sure, BTC has the network effect and market momentum with it currently...
It's not about the price it's about the technology.
Bitcoin will never (again) be used to trustlessly buy coffee. It doesn't function as a currency and never will.
Nano will have it's day, and you'll dream of the days when it was 97% down.
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LOL Gresham's law doesn't apply... there is no intrinsic value as a commodity for either coin.
Gresham's law explains why solid gold coins aren't used as much as silver plated copper or base metal coins.
So much for your econ knowledge...
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LOL... clearly you don't understand why Nano is decentralised.
Bitcoin is decentralised, that doesn't mean Nano isn't.
Read the whitepaper.
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I've read the whitepaper...
It makes a lot of assumptions which Nano has proven false.
The bitcoin whitepaper describes ONE way to achieve decentralisation... not the only way.
There are more entities required for a 51% attack against nano than there are bitcoin.
The Nakamoto coefficients for each are 6 and 4 for nano and bitcoin respectively.
This means nano is MORE decentralised than bitcoin.
Re:carbon footprint? (Score:5, Interesting)
Megelonmuskial tendencies... I really wonder how are they (tesla or fanbois) going to spin this, in terms of "tesla is using clean energy, good for the planet".
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Yep. Crap, utter crap and then things like this.
Re:carbon footprint? (Score:5, Interesting)
Thank you!
I came here to say exactly the same thing. I find the Hypocrisy that exists between global warming alarmist and cryptocurrency users beyond absurd. You cannot support both without being a poser. Bitcoin alone Consumes more energy than Switzerland [theverge.com]. In fact, cryptocurrency as a whole consumes more energy in a single day than an average third-world country consumes in an entire year.
What is even more hypocritical is when said alarmist tries to pretend that you could use renewable energies to mine the currencies. No, not unless you want to spend more money in energy cost than you do in yields. Most mining is taking place in places like Kazakhstan where their electricity prices are as cheap as $0.001/kWh [bitcoin.com]. In the US they often flock to areas in Washington and other states where electric rates are only around 3 cents per kWh. The cheapest rates are often powered by coal, oil, and gas. None of which reduce the usage or emissions of carbon. If your stated goal is combating global warming, then the battles take place in the forms of efficiencies and consumption. Why on earth would someone deliberately WASTE electricity for the sole purpose of turning electricity into a monetary unit when doing so undermines every efficiency breakthrough in the last 10 years? To give a rather crude example, it is like going to the fertility doctor as a man with low counts, trying to have a kid, but at the same time you're jerking off 6 times a day.
The battle for efficiency is a war that involves shaving off slivers of waste here and there, so that over a large scale, they amount to real savings. Saving $40 a year on electricity by buying an energy start hot water heater only amounts to maybe 250-350kWh. Thats a tough pill to push when Bitcoin consumption is in the Terrawatts while doing almost nothing besides creating bits and bites on a filesystem. In 2000 Al Gore claimed that by simply replacing ONE lightbulb in your house with one of those ugly corkscrew CFL lightbulbs would be enough to reverse global warming. Well I replaced every lightbulb in my house, possibly 100(?) I never really counted, with even more efficient LED bulbs, and every bit of that effort is pissed away by cryptocurrency miners. I have completely given up the fight to be more efficient to combat global warming. As long as this flagrant and prolific waste fraud and abuse is perpetuated on society, I am pissing in the wind and thinking its rain.
Also, it hurts poor people (Score:5, Informative)
Energy isn't just cheap where it's cheap to produce. It's also cheap where governments subsidize it because the local populace cannot afford to pay full price. Or rural areas where electricity capacity was designed to deal with the population via a dam with a small amount of surplus, and a miner decides to use it as much as possible causing brownouts. Which has led to a couple of US lawsuits over rates that go from like a dime a kWh at normal uses to $100 a kWh beyond a certain usage. (Numbers from foggy memory, concept is real, numbers are fake)
Re:Also, it hurts poor people (Score:4, Informative)
Mine using Teslas (Score:2)
What do they want? (Score:5, Insightful)
They could have bought these bitcoins without announcing it. By announcing, they want to accomplish something. Probably make money. Which seems to have succeeded.
I wish I could buy something, tell people that I bought it, and it would increase in value immediately so I could make 7% in a day.
Re:What do they want? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What do they want? (Score:5, Funny)
...you never know when the bottom is going to fall out.
Perhaps we should ask hedge fund managers who are still shorting Tesl..ooooh, too soon? Yeah, here's some salve I made out of ghost pepper...
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They could have bought these bitcoins without announcing it. By announcing, they want to accomplish something. Probably make money. Which seems to have succeeded.
I wish I could buy something, tell people that I bought it, and it would increase in value immediately so I could make 7% in a day.
What? You haven't read The Art of the Clickbait? Not quite the masterful bullshit artist that others come off to be?
Buy a few million followers on InstaFaceTube, and start spewing. Influence is all that matters these days, not truth.
Er... no they could not (Score:2)
You can not do material actions such as this with a public company without announcing it to the SEC.
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Thanks, TIL.
Re: What do they want? (Score:5, Informative)
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when you really boil it down to its essence, Tesla is supposed to be an all-electric solution to a global warming issue. By purchasing Bition, something far from environmentally friendly, you send the impression that you don't believe in the product you are selling. Its like taking a stance against slavery but somehow your house happens to be full of 'adopted' african kids living in closets in sleeping bags, ironing your laundry, cutting your grass, and cleaning your house.
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sorry californians - we know why you dont want a wall - its because you are still racists
Legally required disclosure (Score:2)
They didn't announce this randomly. They have to announce a 1.5 billion dollar investment in SEC filings. Which is what this was.
Or would you rather not be able to tell where companies you invest in store value.
It's a public company... (Score:3)
It's a public company. This was not an "announcement", just a standard SEC filing. They had to do it.
It's absurd that they bought it though, it is the opposite of environmentally friendly, so absurd for a "clean" EV brand.
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As a publicly traded company this is required to be divulged in their SEC filing.
Bitcoin: for the *other* 1% (Score:2)
Bitcoin: for the other 1% - this time that 1% is all the rich geeks
So much for Bitcoin being the great equalizer of wealth!
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Bubbles buying bubbles (Score:2)
Nice (Score:2)
So buyers just have to wait for a big bump in value before buying a Tesla.
Why now? (Score:2)
Why now? Why when BTC is at or near all time highs?
Tesla loves air pollution? (Score:2)
Money laundering (Score:2)
I can see Tesla getting into that big time, given the price of the high-end vehicles.
There needs to be the same restrictions on cryptocurrency that there is on real currency: over $10k, the feds get to look at where it came from.
Your operating subscription fee is due (Score:3)
It won't be long before you'll have to pay a monthly fee to run the car and it will bork your car right in the middle of heavy traffic with a motor cycle gang behind you.
Did it come from Elon's wallet? (Score:2)
Elon has been a big Bitcoin believer for a while, perhaps he had some extra bitcoins he wanted to convert into cash? ;-)
Re:Bitcoin is the perfect sound money (Score:5, Interesting)
I will disagree on two accounts.
1. all of the things you name excpet fiat currency have intrinsic value, including debt. And with fiat money there is an implicit backer of the fiat, so it has money via the enforcement of that obligation in much the way (though not precisely) that debt has intrisic value from the force of law. The fact that someone might default on a debt or that a commodity migh flutucate in price is not saying nothing is backing it.
2. Bitcoins intrinsic scheme appears to have a fatal flaw. iut is absolutely necessary that the cost of an epoch be proportional to and within about an order of magnitude of the maximum amount of money an evil dooer could likely steal by buying 51% of the computing power for a short interval of time. That's an absolute condition for security. So far that condition actually hasn't always been strictly true, but I think this is because there just hasn't been a good way to actually profit from rolling back transactions. But the more commerce opportunities that arise that allow one to convert large sums of bitcoin instantly into untraceable liquid assets the more this potential to steal will rise. At that point the cost of bitcoin transactions has to rise to track that number. Consequently bitcoins cost become increasing prohibitive the more it becomes ubiquitous and the larger it's transaction velocity. There does not appear to be any solution to this at all other than sellers of untracable never transferring assets until an certain number of epochs have passed. But that is just another way of saying that the number of epochs needed will grow to be very large if the price of bitcoin doesn't rise. So it's got a built in problem that it's success will ensure its own uselessness eventually.
This is not true of the other assets listed in general, or at least is not an inbuilt requirement. I will note that this is not an exclusive problem of bitcoin-- but other trades that have that problem use Escrow as a solution, which is a lot like waiting for epochs to pass in bitcoin before completing a transaction. However that is not a good property for a "money".
So bitcoin is not a money. it's not an investment. it's a hedge.
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it's well known there is no cantillon effect since it assumes a static gdp.
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What do you mean, "Well, there goes the Graphics Card Market"?
It's been gone for months. I know because I've been trying to get my hands on an Nvidia RTX3060Ti since day one. Even using https://www.nowinstock.net/ca/... [nowinstock.net] is almost pointless because by the time you get the notice, it's already too late. Damn miners and scalpers buy everything. Places like Best Buy and Amazon should limit sales to one per household.
"stable" currency (Score:2)
Let's all assume Bitcoin somehow does become practical, that's not going to make it a stable currency since it doesn't have a central bank carefully regulating it
Like the Argentine peso, carefully regulated, and with an inflation rate > 50%.
Imagine all your money's in Bitcoin and it suddenly drops in value 20% because 30 guys who own most of it cash out.
Imagine all of your money's in USD and it suddenly drops in value 20% because 11 people on the FOMC decide that the money supply should be increased.
Argentino has a bit of a disadvantage (Score:2)
I don't imagine my money in USD dropping because when it starts to the US government takes actions to prevent that from happening. They have both power, resources and know how to slow or stop sudden drops in currency valuation. Do they do a good job? No, but that's because every 4-8 years we put people in charge who openly campaign against government regulation. But they've managed to keep the entire thi
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No, we all wish we mined them for free at work when you could leave your computer on overnight and end up with hundreds or thousands.