Yeah, that's gonna happen.

This analogy makes the opposite case than I think you are meaning.

Which is why it was said in jest.

Because they keep you in a burning car instead of ejecting you out the front windshield away from the fire.

Steve Burke at Gamers Nexus seems to post a daily video about how the industry is ripping off consumers. You can hear the actual rage in his voice, the kind of rage one has when he sees the future of his channel in doubt due to his viewers being unable to afford any of the tech gear he reviews. In other words, self-selfing rage.

The University decided to do the shameful.

We need way mo disclosures like this from these companies.

YouTube got my diabetes under control by recommending bukkake videos.

JoeyRox is beyond repair - he would find a way to screw up a simple analogy.

Customers are throwing money at them yet they can't get their act together long enough to develop and manufacture a viable product. Intel would find a way to screw up selling sand in the desert.

It grows on grass!

Adobe can take their Creative Cloud subscription and shove it up their recurring asses.

That even the number of CEOs needed to run a company have doubled.

And so I certainly wouldn't want to buy a company based solely on someone else's faked one.

After a hurricane devastates Springfield the church sign read "God Welcomes His Victims".

Allowing a single donor to sire 200+ children is highly irresponsible for this very reason. It doesn't matter if they didn't know he carried a cancer-causing gene - such things are inherently unknowable since we haven't mapped out the entire genome.