Comment New programme... (Score 1) 121
His new distribution programme is called "Private Equity Distribution Of Lasting Fortune".
That's right folks, your kids will all get PEDOLF checks from Elon.
Comment Title Correction: (Score 3, Informative) 58
Flock CEO Defends Surveillance Tech Amid National Backlash
"Privacy Rapist Defends Surveillance Tech Amid National Backlash"
There FTFY.
Comment Wrong reason (Score 1) 189
the human population will have expanded so far as to approach infinity and thus will automatically annihilate itself
Nope - wrong reason: it's actually going to happen because Trump will bring about chaos at the midterms, causing civil unrest in the USA, which he'll then try to distract from by dropping a nuke somewhere.
Comment Re:Sounds like... (Score -1, Troll) 165
Are you really interested in the many things Charlie Kirk had to say about gun violence?
Why? Has he started winning yet?
Comment Sounds like... (Score 3, Insightful) 165
what Charlie Kirk would say about guns.
Comment Correction: (Score 1) 70
"Change is always painful, particularly if it's a switch from a much-used program like Teams."
"Change is always painful, particularly if it's a switch from a much-maligned program like Teams."
There FTFY.
Comment Correction (Score 1) 44
"This is an absolute game changer for iOS forensics and a function that I wish we had years ago," a Magnet employee says in the leaked video
"This is an absolute game changer for iOS forensics and a function that I wish we had years ago," a Magnet privacy rapist says in the leaked video
There FTFY.
Comment Dwindling payouts (Score 1) 17
one publisher earned more than $1 million over a year, while another has received roughly $50,000 to $60,000. [...] Payments are based more on value than raw usage, meaning Google only pays when it judges that a piece of content has meaningfully contributed to an AI-generated response.
... and then watch those payouts go from $1/million tokens (or whatever the current measurement is) to $0.000001/million tokens within the next couple of years, if not months.
Comment Flock: Privacy Rapists (Score 1) 107
nt
Comment Re:"Trade issue" my ass (Score 1) 229
I'll add Guard The Leaf.
I like this one too - very spot on in his assessment of America and its "citizens".
Comment Re:It's what adults do (Score 1) 93
Where is my lawsuit you troll??
Comment Re:It's what adults do (Score 1) 93
Where is my lawsuit you troll???
Comment Re:If sucking dick is your job.... (Score 2, Funny) 93
suck his tiny mushroom-shaped dick and finger his ass while I do so.
Everyone here knows you would totally do it.
Comment Re:It's what adults do (Score 1) 93
imagine the reverse?...he told Trump that his policies suck and he's a failure of a president
So you obviously preferred Cook sucking Trump's dick instead. Noted.
Comment Good. Fucking. Riddance. (Score 5, Insightful) 93
Watching that guy grovel before that Orange Mussolini while giving it a golden trophy was truly an embarrassment to watch.
