Please name it Mockolate!
I wonder if they could send it as a kit you assemble...
Not a bad idea. That was done in the 80's with the ZX81 computer
In a year's time, they'll be going for $50.
It's only $7,777.02 for a new copy.
Yeah but the $3.99 shipping charge is outrageous!
... and then you lose out on security updates, forcing you to manually check?
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
"Normal" updates I would normally accept to have, because they're typically small (<100MB), but this thing is nearly 5GB. Some of us have data caps.
But of course, with everybody at Apple being super-rich, they don't bother to think about these things, and just assume everybody can afford whatever GB's-worth of stuff they want to push on us.
I used to walk the 1.5 miles to school when in first grade; came home for lunch and same when getting home (though once in a while one of my parents would drive us home). I never went 'missing', nor did my parents freak out (obviously) at my being out alone.
As for recess, I remember my first day of grade 8, the school board had decided we no longer needed recesses - I always was a bit bitter about that because I liked the break from the monotony of being taught, but also because that was the start of 'us' (my grade level students) getting screwed over the next few years with additional changes (like having the option to not take the final exam if your grade was high enough in later years, etc.) throughout high school.
I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.