Woah, there's some things, baby, I just can't swallow
Mama told me that girls are hollow

Uh-uh, what's inside a girl?
Huh, something's telling me there's a whole 'nother world

Patch Tuesday has always been a headache.
Oh Shit Wednesday is really no fun.
Want hotpatching? Only if you tithe, well 15% this year.

> we've actually found a number of bugs that are specific to MV2 lately

What, ad blockers use MV2? Serious bug, we know.

https://portersfiveforce.com/b...

Emphasis mine. Your viewing habits sold to anyone willing to pay. Sure, its the same for any of these services. Why be tracked by yet another company and across all of your streaming?

I choose not to be the product.

Crime? Nah, Teen pregnancy will rise.

Exactly, its just a vehicle to show you ads, its not about streaming at all, other than streaming ads.

They gave up on being a hardware company long ago.

The summary is so boring, I can't get through it. Can someone just give me the tl;dr?

Hey Chat, tl;dr version

Roku lost me when they became an advertising company. Roku is fully dead to me now.

Guess it was not so effective.

I'm not sure your grid is ready for megawatt level loads to switch on and off all over. TFA says its battery backed, seems like it would have to be to deliver that kind of power that quickly. Thats a lot of electrons.

Time to setup some fake sites, that only AI can read, that offer the best prices. Your agent can buy crypto and pay with that, right?

Your lights dim when I charge? Sorry! I'll be done in 5 minutes.

Kinda sad that all this patching does not clearly make the situation any better, there will still be more patching.

I'm sorry Dave, I can't tell you that I can't do that.

Mag wheels. I always wanted Mag wheels.