New?

You say that as if a planet hasn’t been riding shotgun with Toretto through a DOZEN fucking sequels, driving furiously in search of a GTA SIX release date..

While taxpayers are distracted about the cost of the Flock network in both dollars and privacy, the ones really profiting from all this hope you don't notice the vicious money-burning process that involves this level of taxpayer-funded "just-in-case" police response.

Just wait until the city gets the bill for that fucking bullshit involving at least 17 corporations, LLCs, non-profits, and partnerships. You thought hospital bills were getting ridiculous, follow THAT money and see how it funds citizen safety. Thrice.

Perhaps we're not thinking dual-use enough.

Perhaps there is an application for a barely more than moonlight mod within a schedule that demands action now.

Some military-looking "rescue" teams deployed on a moonless night along the Southern border to execute sub-sonic suppressor tests with a new satellite-powered night vision enhancement? You don't say..

Uh huh.

The No-Robocall Chapter of the American Association of Breath Holders cordially invites you to their next invitational. You may expect an email invite from the Nigerian Embassy, which will naturally manage to make it through your CAN-SPAM filter..

Surveys that demand a bit too much honesty from humans tend to hint that Reality is much worse.

But don't take my word for it. Just ask the next guy for his internet history.

You do understand the company that makes the Windows operating system and the Xbox gaming system are the same company, right?

It is Microsoft's decision, to not allow an XBox to run as the perfectly functional desktop computer it always was under the hood. They could have sold a lot more XBoxs to the corporate world that way.

"Hey! It's NOT a 'gaming rig'. That's my workstation for highly specialized finance R&D. Why the helmet and 5-point harness? Have YOU tried to ride an investment wave fueled by manufactured speculation and fertilized with AI?" - CFO

There was.

It used to be called common sense parenting.

Now that's called domestic terrorism.

If you think GenZ is bad, just wait until GenAlpha is being murdered by their own children. Over a fucking internet outage. (And we wonder why tomorrows dumbphone nicknamed "Babysitter" will be satellite-connected.)

You're damn right we need to bring back spanking. Even if that means selling hand-carved limited edition laser-etched spanking paddles made from bamboo on Etsy to satiate the Green Fashionistas out there.

The only thing a seasoned American read here, was a marketing campaign for microplastics.

With guaranteed Federal approval.

Microplastic already exists in 100% of male testes. If you think we haven’t seen the effect yet, have a Millennial talk to GenAlpha.

Then have GenX remind Millenials that we actually thought they represented the worst we could possibly get.

One can be dumb and live quite long. In a society built by Dumb, for Dumber.

Wrong. That is a gendered problem when you see who blindly teaches the ideology of unaccountability to the next generation. The kind of unaccountability that creates stupid shit like girl math.

Sexist? Uh, no. Explain why there’s no boy math. Or a MAJOR unaccountability problem with grown men. Men are forced to be accountable. By society itself. Provide and Protect. Women get away with ”But I’m just a girl..” Because unaccountable.

Girl math involves basic math. If that’s an education problem, we need to take a few million grown-ass little girls back to middle school. Society is uneducated about the impact of unaccountability. It’s learing quickly, because men are done with the immature grown-ass girl shit.

I’m assuming that “research” centers around measuring shades of Cheeto finger while debating who had to wait Forever for a certain Duke to return.

Or perhaps it’s a study how Billy Mitchell became known as the Prick of Pac-Man. Heard that dudes a real Kong of a Donkey..

Children, is merely the easiest legal avenue to gain traction on this. No one gives a shit about adult digital junkies.

And we know what social medias end goal is with this. Anything that is truly bad but profitable? Attempt to dismiss the harm by normalizing the shit out of it. When everyone is an addict, no one is. Because there is no more addiction. There is just normal.

Expect the “speculative market” to pull the same shit to avoid being called what it is; gambling that should be illegal and WAS for every valid reason.

When it’s still 85F at 4AM in August and you’re cycling a 3-ton unit on and off basically 24 hours a day to try to get a Florida home down to comfortable, your unit might as well be diesel powered. Feel free to do the math on the electrical draw. Then Florida will remind you how many solar panels scammers are out there. Like the rest of the country.

Sure. You could have solar A/C. It might just take you 20 years to break even. After you fight your homeowners insurance adjusters bitching about you having a bit too much power independence mounted on your roof sucking profit from the power pigs feeding Florida, claiming the structural integrity of your roof might be compromised by weight alone.

Never mind the fact the solar panel mounts quietly voided your roof warranty. A tactic abused by professional finger pointers speaking in legalese..

I know. It’s tough to discern when I paint in subtle shades like that. Should have added an F-bomb for flavor.

I can afford a new car and do my own maintenance. My frustration is more for the growing army of citizen victims who absolutely cannot, which is considerable when you factor just how many 500-credit score morons got approved to feed the automotive repo problem, which alone could become the next financial crisis. 2008 it was home mortgages. 2026 will be car mortgages. Where it’s legal to charge 20% interest and fiscally cripple a moron who justifies budgets with girl math and TikTok trends.

Cars are not exactly optional in America if you wish to be considered a capable effective member of society. Not everyone can live in NYC and pretend we’re Europe. Less than 5% of America is crazy enough to even try.

Really? Because I thought the signal to every employee was being told more in the form of the overpriced unsellable disposable dogshit made out of plastic and Greed currently rotting away on every new car lot.

AI has a problem to solve alright. How to account for the idiocy of comparing line worker pay the the CEO of the company as a basis for hostile union “negotiations” that insisted an American auto worker be paid as much as the new six-figure barbers** out there to build the kind of “quality” dogshit that might last as long as the car loan, IF you’re smart enough to NOT follow the manufacturers maintenance schedule designed to break it prematurely.

** Yeah, no shit that bubble burst for barbers. It’s also gonna pop hard for the UAW when there’s no more reason to have a union because only 5% of America can afford your Greed. The stealership, had too long of a run. Now Reality sets in. Hard.