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Comment 2016 is a BITCH (Score 1) 118

Can we just GIVE UP on 2016 and move on to 2017 now?!!

Davie Bowie, dead.
Alan Rickman, dead.
Glen Frey, dead.
George Kennedy, dead.

Abe Vigoda, dead. (verified)
Muhammad Ali, dead.
Umberto Eco, dead.
Harper Lee, dead.

Garry Marshal, dead.
Amber Rayne, dead.
Keith Emerson, dead.

Rob Ford, dead.
Patty Duke, dead.
Chyna, dead.

Prince, dead.
Kimbo Slice, dead.
Alvin Toffler, dead.

It's almost like our beloved celebrities know what a shitstorm's coming and are checking out while the gettin's good.

We've go an Olympics hosted in a cesspit of corruption, poverty and zika.
We've got an interminable US presidential campaign. With the two least-liked candidates (by their OWN parties) in living history.

Man, FUCK 2016.

Comment Re: The Theater Experience (Score 1) 328

They renovated our local 20-plex and put those leather recliners in all the theaters.
The seats take up so much space they've effectively cut the number of seats nearly in half.
So now, in order to actually get tickets to the movie and time we want, we have to pre-order tickets online, which is more of a hassle since the theater chain's web developers are more focused on shiny rather than functional.

Haven't given up on them yet, but lately half the time it's "EUGH! Why bother..."

Comment Let's Get to Work (Score 2) 181

point of the matter is that Florida has a $677 million dollar industry fucking up a 82 B illion dollar industry.

And their environment.
And their citizens health.

That doesn't even make sense from a business standpoint, let alone the benefit of society.

But hey, at least the right politicians are getting that sweet bribery, er, lobbying.

Comment "Master Plan", sounds a bit ominous (Score 0) 174

You know who else had a Master Plan?


I always said that Elon Musk character was a ridiculous caricature of a Bond villain and just plain bad writing.
But then we got a billionaire reality TV star, who was involved with Professional Wrestling, going to be President and the audience isn't howling for a purge of the writers' bullpen. Demand more sensible scripting of reality.

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