KFC Blames Semi-Automated Bot for Insensitive App Alert on Kristallnacht (bbc.com) 129
"KFC has apologised after sending a promotional message to customers in Germany, urging them to commemorate Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken," reports the BBC.
The Nazi-led series of attacks in the country in 1938 left more than 90 people dead, and destroyed Jewish-owned businesses and places of worship. It is widely seen as the beginning of the Holocaust....
The fast-food chain sent an app alert on Wednesday, saying: "It's memorial day for Kristallnacht! Treat yourself with more tender cheese on your crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!"
Around an hour later another message was sent with an apology, according to the Bild newspaper. "We are very sorry, we will check our internal processes immediately so that this does not happen again. Please excuse this error," the message is reported to have said.
The fast food chain "apologized for the error," reports the Jerusalem Post, "explaining that they 'use a semi-automated content creation process linked to calendars that include national observances.'" "In this instance, our internal review process was not properly followed, resulting in a non-approved notification being shared." Calling the mistake "obviously wrong, insensitive and unacceptable," KFC Germany added that they "have suspended app communications while we examine our current process to ensure such an issue does not occur again.
The fast-food chain sent an app alert on Wednesday, saying: "It's memorial day for Kristallnacht! Treat yourself with more tender cheese on your crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!"
Around an hour later another message was sent with an apology, according to the Bild newspaper. "We are very sorry, we will check our internal processes immediately so that this does not happen again. Please excuse this error," the message is reported to have said.
The fast food chain "apologized for the error," reports the Jerusalem Post, "explaining that they 'use a semi-automated content creation process linked to calendars that include national observances.'" "In this instance, our internal review process was not properly followed, resulting in a non-approved notification being shared." Calling the mistake "obviously wrong, insensitive and unacceptable," KFC Germany added that they "have suspended app communications while we examine our current process to ensure such an issue does not occur again.
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It's bs though. This was a script. Not an AI, not a "bot". The upper management, and the news, doesn't want to report "low paid employee's script needs more manual oversight."
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This was a script. Not an AI, not a "bot".
It is implausible that "AI" was involved in such a simple operation.
But a "bot" is a common term for any program that starts and runs automatically. In the olden days, we called them "cron jobs".
Re: AI (Score:2)
I say we pin a star on them.
FCK off you murderous bastards! (Score:2)
Who we gonna pin for the animal cruelty?
Imagine if you were born, ok ... hatched, and for 50 days you were force fed food, hormones and steroids then electrocuted.
Is that fair?
First they came for the chickens...
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Looks like it. No sir, we did not program the bot wrong, the bot did it all by itself! Honest!
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Context: something happened in this day in Germany.
Human part of semi-automated process: let's sell some more crap under this pretext.
AI part of semi-automated process: spam sent.
Re: AI (Score:2)
" Law for the Protection of German Blood and German Honor"
When a government has a law with a title worded like this, you know that they are going to be real brutal and kill many of it's own citizens. Sure enough, that's exactly what happen.
If any politician starts throwing around sentimental terms like this to name a proposed law, that person needs to be shown the door, or the insane asylum.
Re: AI (Score:2)
You are to blame (Score:5, Informative)
Not a "bot". Computers will do what they are instructed to do. Instructions unclear? Well, this is one of the possible results.
It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:5, Interesting)
It's an easy enough mistake, but one you'd think by now people would know better than. i.e. check your data source for your bot. Still, brands do this crap constantly so it's gonna happen sooner or later and it makes the news every time because it's eye catching.
Re:It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:5, Insightful)
they took a list of "holidays" and plugged them into a bot. Nobody checked the list to make sure there weren't things like this on it.
It's more of a cultural difference actually. Here in the USA, literally everything is an excuse to have some sort of sale or promotion.
Halloween? Sale. Also pumpkin spice flavored everything.
Veteran's day? Sale.
Thanksgiving? Really big sale.
Christmas? Sale.
Valentine's day? Sale.
Saint Patrick's day? Sale.
Easter? Sale.
Mother's day? Sale.
Memorial day? Sale. Also BBQ.
Gay pride month? Sale on rainbow colored stuff.
Father's day? Sale.
4th of July? Sale.
I guess this would kind of be like having a sale on September 11th, but I think enough time has passed that most Americans would just shrug and go out shopping anyway.
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:4, Insightful)
Pearl harbor day?
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:4, Funny)
It's Pearl Harbor day and our prices are going down, down, DOWN!
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Prices on domestic manufacturers are sinking while Japanese imports are blowing up.
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at the mitsubishi dealer ship
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What, no 9/11 sale? What would be a better day to make prices come crashing down?
Re:It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:4, Insightful)
I think if you tweeted out "Choose a crispy chicken sandwich with extra hot sauce to celebrate September 11th!" you'd get some negative feedback.
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:2)
This sauce is so hot, it melts steel beams.
I feel like the level of insensitivity is a bit different. As another poster said, we Americans would shrug, and say say that's pretty insensitive. Yet it's not genocide insensitivity which could likely lead to a boycott or greater market action. So yes, not nothing but still an order of magnitude different.
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As another poster said, we Americans would shrug, and say say that's pretty insensitive. Yet it's not genocide insensitivity which could likely lead to a boycott or greater market action.
We Americans, much like you Chinese, are completely insensitive to genocide. The whole country is built on it. But then, there's lots of it to go around. Fuck, Oz is a denier of the Armenian genocide, because he's a government-loyal Turk, and yet the media never brought that up because no one cares about genocide in America.
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:2)
Wait... you think I'm a chink?
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I don't think many Germans are going to boycott KFC for being idiots. The reaction seems pretty similar to Americans' reactions to the various September 11th ads, parody, etc. that have cropped up over the years. Many of these are similar:
https://www.smh.com.au/world/9... [smh.com.au]
Besides this example being an obvious stupid accident, I agree the level of insensitivity is different. Kristallnacht was one of the initial events in a chain that resulted in 40 or 50 million deaths and the destruction of a good part of a
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:2)
The idea that American's are patriotic is bullshit... we would mostly shit on our own Constitution.... just so we don't whip dry... people are mostly severely confused between patriotism and "don't fuck with us"ism.... That's what Americans are... leave us the fuck alone... 911 was the only time I think article 5 was ever invoked... did we foreplay with article 4... no fuck that shit. Someone his us on our land... and we would watch the whole world burn in retribution.... that's not patriotism... that's sco
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The US and Germany are alike in that both (lower case)fascism and full on Nazism are on the rise.
It was not an error, it was on purpose.
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I guess this would kind of be like having a sale on September 11th, but I think enough time has passed that most Americans would just shrug and go out shopping anyway.
You mean like this Subway 9/11 sale [twimg.com]?
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> Here in the USA, literally everything is an excuse to have some sort of sale or promotion.
Makes sense. On Kristallnacht, there should be a sale on sledgehammers.
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Seems to be a weird dynamic. They (usually representing a corporate cancer like Yum! Brands, owner of KFC) most often build a brand name around a good product. Then they milk the "valuable" brand for excess profits and at the same time let the "efficiency" and "productivity" experts cut the production (and product development) costs until the quality of the product goes to shite. The reputation goes to heck, but they are still milking those sweet, sweet profits.
You would think that should be enough to kill
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I prefer to refer to that as the Bullwinkle Syndrome: "This time, for sure!"
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"I gotta get me a new hat!"
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What is the Rocky and Bullwinkle joke for: "Old farts detected!"
I don't think those cartoons are still being shown anywhere. If there is any problem with them, don't we have to technology to fix 'em up? Or are the copyright holders idiots.
Oh, wait. "That trick always works." We need to appeal to Shakespeare, "The First Thing we Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers". (That's how it appeared miscapitalized in an early webhit.)
But I still hope Slashdot rises to the potentially humorous occasion offered by the story.
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I'd say the mistake is being obviously insincere by offloading holiday recognition to some bot. It's pointlessly soulless.
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A corporation is insincere? Say it ain't so!
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:2)
Christmas has been souless for many years now. "Let's stampede, assault people, and cause property damage because my kid wants Zippy Binkie-Boo that all his school chums also want, and he will be uncool if he does not get it this Christmas. And it's hot and popular and only a few are left (artificially created scarcity)".
"Wait, isn't this holiday about some guy that was born a couple thousand years ago, or something?"
"I thin..HEY GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY BINKY-BOO, YOU TWAT!"
Re:It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:5, Informative)
Durch Anschlag mach ich euch bekannt:
Heut ist kein Fest im deutschen Land.
Drum sei der Tag für alle Zeit
zum Nichtfestfeiertag geweiht.
By notice I make known to you:
There is no festival in Germany today.
Therefore, this day be for all time
celebrated as the non-holiday festival.
Sometimes the reason for that day is cause to celebrate, sometime it is not. Just taking the list from a calendar sold in Germany does not make this distinction.
Re:It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:5, Informative)
Well, November 9th is a big day in German history. Pretty much anything important that happened in the 20th century in Germany happened on that day.
1918: Declaration of the Republic
1923: Hitler-Ludendorff Coup
1938: "Reichskristallnacht" (If you're German, it's the "night of the pogrom")
1949: The 3 western allied forces decide to enter talks with the FRG (aka West Germany, pretty much where that country came into existence "for real").
1967: Demonstrations that are considered the start of the "68 movement"
1989: Fall of the Berlin Wall
That last bit was also supposed to be the new national holiday of Germany, but nobody wanted to celebrate the 9th of November for obvious reasons. So Germany now celebrates its national holiday of the German Reunion on October 3rd. Reason? None. No really. It was arbitrarily chosen for not being the 9th of November.
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Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:2)
It's my unbirthday today! And it was my unbirthday yesterday, and it will be my unbirthday tomorrow.
I have a helluvalot of celebrating to do.
I did something similar (Score:2)
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:2)
Re: It's not hard to figure out what happened (Score:3)
Likely someone neither German, Israeli, or even "western".
Likely some code drone in India set up the system and kristallnacht sounded like some sort of obscure festive holiday and didn't raise the alarm in him/her.
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The full tweet:
"Gedenktag an die Reichspogromnacht
Goen dir ruhig mehr zarten Cheese zum
knusprigen Chicken. Jetzt bei KFCheese!"
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The literal translation of Kistallnacht would be Crystal Night, referring to all the broken glass from the thrown in windows of Jewish stores and houses, lying on the streets, glittering like crystals. So a common corresponding English translation of that event is "The Night of Broken Glass" while "Kristallnacht" is a term directly borrowed from German.
Let me quote the German wikipedia page:
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Or, that US Army bases pig out on KFC to remember Little Big Horn.
The victory at the Battle of the Little Bighorn [wikipedia.org] is celebrated by the Lakota Sioux, and the leader of the Sioux/Cheyenne confederation during the battle, Crazy Horse [wikipedia.org], is venerated as a hero.
The closest KFC is in Rapid City, SD, and they don't offer any specials on the anniversary of the battle. Perhaps a restaurant with bison burgers would be a better venue.
The battlefield is on Crow land in southeastern Montana. The Crow tribe was allied with the U.S. and was on the losing side of the battle. Crow warriors
Hm (Score:2)
I wonder if sales went up. My guess is that there are probably many "nationalists" in Germany who would celebrate it as a good thing. Nationalists are the same everywhere.
Re:Hm (Score:5, Insightful)
In my experience most Germans are pretty good about owning up to basically being the "bad guys" in WW2 so while yes, they have ultra nationalist shit heads just like anywhere else I don't think they have so many it would increase sales.
While they likely arent perfect on this subject I'd even go as far as to say a lot of people could benefit from learning from their example of acknowledging past evils. The glossing over of our treatment of native Americans and slavery in many of our state's school texts books comes to mind.
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I don't know if you've lived in America long, but we talk about slavery and treatment of American Indians all the time. Certainly it is an important topic, but it's also something we all know about, and most of us regret.
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>> but it's also something we all know about, and most of us regret.
As demonstrated by our love of the Cowboy Western and it fetishist killing of Native Americans
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Huh? When/what was the last movie like that?
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All my life and there are plenty of examples of modern American school textbooks that gloss over slavery and the treatment of Native Americans.
https://www.theguardian.com/ed... [theguardian.com]
https://www.vox.com/identities... [vox.com]
https://www.splcenter.org/2018... [splcenter.org]
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So what are you saying exactly? That you want textbooks to say, "Slavery was the core foundation of America."? Or what?
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What? We're not talking about what I want, we're talking about US school text books in the context about German's being good about owning past evils. Are you trying to tie me down to something you can object to or something?
But hey, sure, I'll bite. I want slavery and the American treatment of native Americans not glossed over with euphemisms and outfight lies. And sure, mentioning much of our nation's early wealth was built on slavery (we were an agrarian nation post revolution, only when industrialization
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I want slavery and the American treatment of native Americans not glossed over with euphemisms and outfight lies.
You said that, and it's not concrete.
Basically, I think you haven't investigated the subject, don't understand it in any depth, and are just parroting stuff you heard somewhere. That's why you can't say anything concrete, and why you are worried about being "tied down." Because you haven't investigated to the point that you understand. '
And sure, mentioning much of our nation's early wealth was built on slavery
"Much of" is one of those weasel words you use when you don't have anything concrete. So was it built on slavery, or not? Sounds like you believe slavery was just a componen
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Sigh.... You're being fucking ridiculous and I now see why I marked you. I have provided you with multiple links detailing the problems with our school text books which is what we're actually talking about here. I'm not going to go on a run of ridiculous tangents with you.
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I have provided you with multiple links detailing the problems with our school text books which is what we're actually talking about here.
Yeah, I read your links. I still have no idea what you want to see in textbooks that isn't being shown.
Do you want them to say, "Oh, Americans are horrible because we had slavery." Is that what you want?
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What? We're not talking about what I want, we're talking about US school text books in the context about German's being good about owning past evils. Are you trying to tie me down to something you can object to or something?
But hey, sure, I'll bite. I want slavery and the American treatment of native Americans not glossed over with euphemisms and outfight lies. And sure, mentioning much of our nation's early wealth was built on slavery (we were an agrarian nation post revolution, only when industrialization started to set in did the North start making meaningful amounts of wealth for the country) is something that should be discussed.
https://slashdot.org/comments.... [slashdot.org]
I know you're busy trying to come up with tangents you can come up with you so you don't have to acknowledge you have your head up your ass but you could at least read my posts. If you're asking for more than this though then you're being ridiculous. I have highlighted the problem with multiple citations and covered what needs to be done in broad strokes. That's good enough for a conversation about global warming to establish global warming is real and it's good enough for
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Quit being a limp-dick and post under your one Slashdot handle
So true.
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That you both have a limp dick and also dont post under a single Slashdot handle all the time?
TMI
The Japanese are in denial. (Score:2)
They celebrate their war criminals.
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If only we Americans could admit to being the "bad guys" in Southeast Asia. It'll never ever happen, though. 'Cause, freedom 'n shit.
Lots of American's do admit this. Entering the Vietnam war was terribly bad judgment on the US's part, but despite the atrocities they never actually intended to exterminate the Vietnamese race or even put them under US rule. The intentions weren't that bad, if it worked out it arguably would have even been a good thing (would you rather be living in Vietnam or South Korea right now?).
As a Canadian I'll never hesitate to take a shot at Americans... but comparing them to the Nazi's is just plain silly.
Re: Hm (Score:2)
I see it as more of a tragic and stupid "mistake" (gov't contractors want to get rich), because of the still current "red scare", and "the commies are locusts that has come for them and ultimately will come for US." And our involvement in Vietnam war was badly planned, using drafted soldiers who did not want to go over there because they were not a direct threat to us, and in the end we lost, ended up looking like total assclowns, and the effects are still hitting us to this day with PTSD wracked homeless v
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You're correct we werent as bad as Nazis but that's a pretty low threshold to meet. Fact is we were fighting to deny the Vietnamese their own self determinacy. Both the French and then the US knew Ho Chi Minh would win an election in a second which is why neither country ever allowed elections over there.
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Both the French and then the US knew Ho Chi Minh would win an election in a second which is why neither country ever allowed elections over there.
Because we're all about spreading democracy and freedom!
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As an American... it could happen here
Expect DeSantis to push all the buttons Trump was
Oh for sure. I've had various companies try to recruit me to the US over the years but there's no way I'm going until whatever has overtaken the GOP has blown over. There's a non-trivial chance the US has at least a small scale civil war in the next few years.
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Unlikely. "Modern" nationalists in Germany have a problem with immigrants, not Jews.
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German Blood Purity [wikipedia.org] is at the heart of both
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And as stupid often goes along with more stupid, their conception of the negation of shame is pride.
So I would not be surprised if some subsets of modern German society did celebrate such events. But they would have to do it in private, because doing it openly, while technically not illegal, is still widely regarded as a fau
Kentucky schreit Ficken (Score:2)
At it again.
Dürfte ich Sie mal an die Bheke Titten? (Score:2)
Sonst werd ich bÃchtig mÃse, aber bÃchtig mÃse!
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"Sonst werd ich bÃchtig mÃse, aber bÃchtig mÃse!"
Alas, still no Umlauts here, it's only the 3rd millennium.
Explanation: (Score:2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
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Darf ich Sie hier an die Bheke titten?
Responsibility (Score:3)
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Re:Responsibility (Score:4, Insightful)
Well, shit happens, and he who works will sooner or later make a mistake. If you find someone who never makes mistakes, I can show you someone who doesn't work.
As long as they own their mistakes, I can deal with it. What pisses me off is when people make mistakes and refuse to accept they fucked up, either pretending they didn't or even worse, shifting the blame on someone else.
Quick, cancel the order! (Score:2)
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This is an underrated dark joke - I laughed.
Which was the problem? (Score:2)
Was the problem that they wanted people to celebrate Kristallnacht?
Or was it the proposal to celebrate with chicken and cheese? Not kosher!
Re: Which was the problem? (Score:2)
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I'm having trouble telling the difference between stupid people and trolls. Which are you?
Just be glad (Score:2)
It's not KFP.
Oberst Sanders sends his regrets.. (Score:2)
Did they forget their Twitter password? (Score:2)
Don't they know the right forum for posting stuff that they want to later blame on AI or bitter chicken?
Um,,, wiki is your friend... (Score:2)
Seriously, I know this stuff isn't taught in school anymore, but geeze, nobody on the review team had heard of Kristallnacht?
Re: Um,,, wiki is your friend... (Score:2)
I wouldnâ(TM)t be surprised if an average 20-ish year old American had never heard of it.
Re: Um,,, wiki is your friend... (Score:2)
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I'm in the USA. Born here. I know what Kristallnacht is. I know what Guy Fawkes day is. (That's actually cheating, as anyone who read or saw V for Vendetta should understand that reference.) Understanding important pivot points in US history is not that hard.
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Gotta agree with the above poster, there's no way Kristallnacht is well known here in the US.
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Both the French and then the US knew Ho Chi Minh would win an election in a second which is why neither country ever allowed elections over there.
The question is, do you have more or less knowledge of world history than someone employed to double check automatically generated KFC social media promotions? My guess is more.
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Good Friday (Score:3)
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In Peru Good Friday is a feast (literally) day. They celebrate by cooking a lot of different foods (the goal is 'doce platos', or 12 different dishes, but most families settle for 6-8), and not drinking.
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Oh, that's right, I forgot that all of the 'doce platos' are meatless. Lots of milk, cheese, fish, and eggs eaten that day.
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Why wouldn't you celebrate? Since they decided at Nicea that Jesus actually is part of God, the crucifixion is like minor surgery at worst, and it supposedly led to the salvation of mankind. They should be dancing in the streets.
Expected (Score:2)
Well, whaddaya expect when you put ignoramus twenty-somethings in charge of your online marketing?
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Weird, since it's rather the Russians that behave like it.
Well, ya know the old saying, takes one to know one...