> The company concluded: "The defects are finite, and we are entering a world where we can finally find them all."

Wrong.

"There's always one more bug"
        -- Elen Ullman

> School violence projected to skyrocket in the United Kingdom as students can't call for help.

Monthly school shootings are not in fashion in the UK.

The drones are practicing the bombing runs.

> I hope he's wrong,

I hope he's wrong too. Even one nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.

There are consequences. Welcome to adulthood.

Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!

> Sam Altman really wants people ... to gaze at his balls.

If you gaze too long at his balls, do the balls gaze back at you?

> this will just quietly disappear when someone educates webXray

"Nice business you have here. It would be a shame if something happened to it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Across her nose, not up it!

> So while Adobe might have been pissed at Jobs, they know where their bread is buttered.

On the side that lands on the carpet :)

> Did he really commit a crime

Yes he did. He annoyed the ICE. For this, he must burn!

> Why do these browser companies think anyone wants vertical tabs?

Because with today's 457:9 aspect ratio monitors, there are a lot more horizontal pixels to give up than vertical pixels.

Magic 8-ball says: Outlook not so good.

> Stallman will rip your balls off.

No, Stallman will not rip your balls off. Stallman never **ever** campaigned against for-profit, commercial software. He continues to campaign against **proprietary** software. The fact that it's difficult to demand money for writing free software is a side-effect of one of the freedoms that Stallman advocates: the freedom to use the software. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ The_Free_Software_Definition#The_Four_Essential_Freedoms )

You live in a country with laws. These laws apply to you. Ignoring them will be bad for you. Don't do it.

Look what happened to Rosa Parks.

> it cannot dive to hide itself.

It can, but at most once.