> I think the peak funny was probably the suggestion about the gas giants. We want Helium, not Hydrogen.

Give them some time and you'll have all the Helium you could ever want.

Walter Koening on playing Alfred Bester: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Bester has the comebacks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

> In an alternate universe, the human agent would have answered the phone and then solved the issue.

Presumably something like this:

https://youtu.be/nn2FB1P_Mn8?t...

Alas, the joke doesn't work.

Let's hope the mission doesn't run into any f00f.

Why would anybody launch one of these into space?

> When Russia started this they were not expecting a war.

Just don't mention the war (especially if you're in Russia).

The PS5 has no games!

> Florida woman

Is she the wife of a Florida Man?

> Both [C and Rust] compile to native executable code, and both have good optimizers available.

Sometimes the optimizer is the same.

> This summary was full of misleading anthropomorphization.

Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that.

Never b[u]y anything from Riot.

Unless it's the Quiet variety.

As a punishment, they should recite this 43M times:

Unfortunately, although the answer was indeed clear, simple and straightforward, there is some difficulty in justifiably assigning to it the fourth of the epithets you applied to the statement, inasmuch as the precise correlation between the information you communicated and the facts insofar as they can be determined and demonstrated is such as to cause epistemological problems of sufficient magnitude as to lay upon the logical and semantic resources of the English language a heavier burden than they can reasonably be expected to bear.

Like this

> Ubuntu is the windows of linux. Fight me.

Would you kindly step outside.

That's like typing "google" into Google (you can break the Internet, so please, noone try it, even for a joke).

there are no white knights only power vs. greed

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.