> Florida woman

Is she the wife of a Florida Man?

> Both [C and Rust] compile to native executable code, and both have good optimizers available.

Sometimes the optimizer is the same.

> This summary was full of misleading anthropomorphization.

Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that.

Never b[u]y anything from Riot.

Unless it's the Quiet variety.

As a punishment, they should recite this 43M times:

Unfortunately, although the answer was indeed clear, simple and straightforward, there is some difficulty in justifiably assigning to it the fourth of the epithets you applied to the statement, inasmuch as the precise correlation between the information you communicated and the facts insofar as they can be determined and demonstrated is such as to cause epistemological problems of sufficient magnitude as to lay upon the logical and semantic resources of the English language a heavier burden than they can reasonably be expected to bear.

Like this

> Ubuntu is the windows of linux. Fight me.

Would you kindly step outside.

That's like typing "google" into Google (you can break the Internet, so please, noone try it, even for a joke).

there are no white knights only power vs. greed

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

"None of this means the waste is harmless," the article concludes â" but it also doesn't mean we're about to be overrun by radioactive crabs."

I don't fear radioactive crabs, I fear sharks with mechanical legs (like this)

James Hacker: Epistemological? What are you talking about?

Sir Humphrey Appleby: You told a lie

I thought fruit flies like a banana.

Romani's in Denmark

Romani ite domum

> Being a Brit myself [...] As an example, cast systems such as lower middle upper class's, or male ownership of females, non acceptance of alternative sexualities etc. This in turn creates friction if people arriving want to keep they're existing ways [...]

If only Brits like you learned to use English properly. What does "people arriving want to keep they are existing ways" even mean?

> Does Zuck know how to do anything? I mean, anything other than monetizing the privacy of children?

Yes. Monetizing the privacy of adults.

> Kirk is a fictional character that never faces the real consequences of his actions.

Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.
    -- Daffy Duck