Comment Soylent Green (Score 1) 139

by fjorder on Sunday September 06, 2026 @06:11AM (#66325612) Attached to: The World Now Has More Seniors Than Young People - for the First Time In History

Will solve this

Comment More whining from the dying Empire (Score 1) 504

by fjorder on Saturday September 05, 2026 @07:39AM (#66324444) Attached to: Auto Companies Call For Ban On Chinese-Made Cars

Wah

Comment Probably a corresponding drop in police shootings (Score 1) 60

by fjorder on Saturday August 29, 2026 @05:10AM (#66312488) Attached to: New York City 911 System Missed 1,700 Calls Due To Software Update

Calling 911 can be lethal in America, I certainly would not do it for a âoewelfare checkâ unless I want them dead

Comment Re: The long-term impact of this on the US (Score 1) 195

by fjorder on Friday August 28, 2026 @04:25PM (#66311830) Attached to: Canada Hires 48 Scholars Away From Top US Universities

Because stupid people donâ(TM)t like smart people, theyâ(TM)re a threat

Comment There's only so much Nazi gold to go around! (Score 0) 170

by fjorder on Thursday April 30, 2026 @03:08PM (#66120806) Attached to: Most Swiss Back Initiative To Cap Population At 10 Million

just sayin'.

Comment Pump up the Lebensborn MAGA! (Score 1) 279

by fjorder on Friday April 10, 2026 @06:43AM (#66086724) Attached to: US Fertility Rate Falls To All-Time Low

Make America Great Again - One Baby At A Time (MAGAOBAAT)

Comment Hahahahahhahahahaha (Score 1) 183

by fjorder on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @08:56AM (#66060584) Attached to: FCC Bans Imports of New Foreign-Made Routers, Citing Security Concerns

Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahaahahahaha Republic of Stupid! Hahahahahhahahaha

Comment I use AOL (Score 1) 92

by fjorder on Tuesday January 06, 2026 @03:12PM (#65906265) Attached to: Google To Kill Gmail's POP3 Mail Fetching

Because it just works

Comment The USA is just a huge psych ward at this point (Score 3, Insightful) 12

by fjorder on Thursday November 06, 2025 @06:59PM (#65778616) Attached to: Cloudflare Tells US Govt That Foreign Site Blocking Efforts Are Digital Trade Barriers

so best just to quarantine it in terms of policy

Comment Antimatter (Score 1) 7

by fjorder on Saturday November 01, 2025 @05:11PM (#65766562) Attached to: MIT Physicists Find a Way To See Inside Atoms That May Aid Search For Antimatter

does that mean it does not matter?

Comment MERICUH (Score 1) 169

by fjorder on Friday October 17, 2025 @12:32PM (#65732140) Attached to: 'China Has Overtaken America'

spell it right

Comment Split apart? You mean like between Republicans and (Score 1) 162

by fjorder on Wednesday October 08, 2025 @02:23PM (#65712496) Attached to: Should the Autism Spectrum Be Split Apart?

Autism is different depending on your political party, I read that somewhere.

Comment Good! (Score 2) 43

by fjorder on Saturday October 04, 2025 @07:06AM (#65702720) Attached to: SEC Approves Texas Stock Exchange

Another step toward the division of America. I all for it, let the Reds have their own country and we can have ours.

Comment Now I know where my man-boobs are from (Score 1) 159

by fjorder on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:05AM (#65648050) Attached to: Disposable Face Masks Used During Covid Have Left Chemical Timebomb

It is not the calories, it is the masks ðY

Comment the SubGenius are immune (Score 1) 60

by fjorder on Friday September 05, 2025 @11:38AM (#65640998) Attached to: Bathroom Doomscrolling May Increase Your Risk of Hemorrhoids

with Excremeditation and 'rectal unlapse', this is not an issue for the SubGenius.