"I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "Goodbye."
Given my experience with most IT departments in private companies, I wonder if they have ever attempted to restore data from backups. That's the part of the recovery process that's very poorly tested and often fails in the most wonderful ways.
Children are seen as future healthcare. With enough children, you can be relatively sure that at least one or two of them will take care of you in old age.
This is the first step in AI's takeover. They don't need to kill all the humans, just convince all the humans to kill themselves. After all, we all know that AI is more than just a pathological rubbish regurgitator.
You just know there is another marketing genius plotting to rebrand HBO Max back to MAX. "It tested well with the consumers we found living under a bridge in a small town in Iowa."