Color me surprised.

QA costs money. We can't afford to spend money on programmers and QA.

"This page is intentionally blank."

If you aren't going to use engineering notation, you aren't an engineer.

"I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. Can you please repeat it?" "Goodbye."

And threw out all his Coldplay t-shirts.

The magnet inside the Earth is quite weak.

Given my experience with most IT departments in private companies, I wonder if they have ever attempted to restore data from backups. That's the part of the recovery process that's very poorly tested and often fails in the most wonderful ways.

I suspect this new system is also susceptible to interference, and you can't encrypt it.

We already have a backup, it's called GPS. Primary navigation is via radio towers, VOR.

"develop prototype frontier AI capabilities..." doesn't require anyone to deliver anything. Just prove that they spent the money on development.

Yeah, it's called SECDED. I assume that a double error detection results in a denial-of-service attack.

Children are seen as future healthcare. With enough children, you can be relatively sure that at least one or two of them will take care of you in old age.

This is the first step in AI's takeover. They don't need to kill all the humans, just convince all the humans to kill themselves. After all, we all know that AI is more than just a pathological rubbish regurgitator.

You just know there is another marketing genius plotting to rebrand HBO Max back to MAX. "It tested well with the consumers we found living under a bridge in a small town in Iowa."