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Comment Re:Wait... (Score 5, Funny) 84

Two economists were walking down the street when they saw dog poop on the sidewalk.

The first economist said to the second, "I'll pay you $100 to eat a spoonful of that dog poop."

The second economist figured it was an easy $100, so ate a spoonful of poop. Then he said to the first, "I'll pay you $100 to eat a spoonful."

The first economist ate a spoonful and collected his $100.

As they walked further down the street, the second economist said to the first, "We both ate dog poop for nothing."

The first economist replied, "Not true. We just added $200 to the GDP."

Comment Re:Why? (Score 3, Insightful) 84

Is Cobol specifically more difficult to debug?

Yes. Much Cobol code was written before structured programming was standard. There are no unit tests. There are no classes to encapsulate complexity.

Is there really a deficit in Cobol literate programmers?

No, not really. A programmer can learn Cobol well enough to get work done in about a week. The problem isn't "learning the language", but learning about the legacy application you need to maintain. For instance, why is a discount applied to every invoice for customer #478324? Well, because he was the CEO's college roommate, but you won't learn that from the manual.

Isn't Cobol actually spelled COBOL?

Only if you want to be pedantic.

I don't buy the implicit implication that because it's old it's not as good as new

There's been a lot of progress in programming languages in the last 60 years.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it ...

It is broke.

Comment Re:Words of wisdom (Score 2) 59

until the AI bubble bursts

The bubble will burst because of a failure to monetize, not a failure of the underlying technology.

People are using AI for free. Why will they start paying hundreds of billions for it?

It was the same in the Dotcom crash. Pets.com had a failed business model, but the Internet didn't go away.

Comment Re:Just speculating. (Score 1) 253

Maybe that few-years-old gas-powered car that is still perfectly functional is preferable to a pricey upgrade to a shiny new car

No. That would explain a general lack of new car sales, but that's not what's happening. It is only EV sales that are stagnating. People are still buying gas cars.

EV sales are booming in China. A big reason is much lower prices. In China, EVs are cheaper than equivalent ICE cars. That is also true in Southeast Asia, which imports EVs from China. But the West restricts EV imports, so the prices are much higher.

Comment Re:Already robots that won't spill glass of water. (Score 1) 44

Indeed. Expecting robot manufacturers to buy their software is silly.

Robots are designed with SW and HW closely coupled. No one is gonna design dexterous robot hands that can crack eggs and change diapers, and then, at the very end, go looking for software to make it work. That's absurd.

Comment Re: Nog the only Oracle disaster. (Score 3, Interesting) 133

How come all of the so-called Oracle disasters end up requiring the client to pay Oracle 10x the initial estimate.

You are confusing cause and effect. These projects are designed to fail, because failure is where the profit is.

How this company continually gets away with it is beyond me.

They've been caught paying kickbacks for contracts.

That's how Gray Davis lost his job.

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