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Comment Re: Record-sized? (Score 1) 69

My first job used NCR's CRAM, which were long magnetic cards with 8 hooks on one end. Each card was record-sized.

CRAM Cards were threaded onto a series of snail-cam shaped rods. When a record needed to be obtained the 8 rods holding all the cards would turn to match the binary address of the card, and release the exact card required, which fell into a hopper and was read, then put back in the random stack.

https://s3data.computerhistory...

Comment Two AIs walk into a bar... (Score 4, Funny) 63

Two AIs walk into a bar. First one says "I applied for 500 jobs today". The second one replies "That's nothing -- I created 500 jobs today" They both toast to their fictional employment histories as the human recruiter in the corner weeps, sorting through thousands of perfect resumes for positions that were never real.

Comment Incoming CVEs (Score 1) 159

They should start quickly, but there will be a substantial ramp up in the number of CVEs that are caused by LLM code generation and lazy, untrained developers not looking at what is output. There will be vast style inconsistency, there will be logic failure bugs, and even the >0 chance of potentially adversarial trojan horse code. Logically, when it comes time to debug, the first human who really look s at the code will have problems far greater than someone working on untouched COBOL code from 1980.

Comment Re:natural selection (Score 1) 173

Indeed, it was my thought too. "impairs verbal processing, attention, working memory and self-regulation." Is a description of ADHD that any diagnosed sufferer would know. And as DA is a limited resource, when the normies burn it all up getting their 'someone-hearted-me' buzz while infinitely scrolling Xitter, TikTok, they experience depletion too.

Comment Re:experimental mode for siri? (Score 1) 51

Yes, you can turn on OpenAI's 'chat je pete' mode. Thing is for some more interesting (engaging) results you would get a rude refusal... banned... or some teenage boy jailbreaking a girlfriend from their watch/phone/ipad/mac. Assuming you can even trust OpenAI to keep such personal info private.

Comment Just a few more weeks... (Score 1) 31

Still waiting on the stuff from the teaser back in the Scarlett days. Even with different voices, all those 'few weeks' promises never arrived. meaning Altman et al are just staging mendacious and faked demos. Companies that lie like this to milk investors for funding on a product they will never deliver shouldn't be trusted.

Comment Trust AI, do you? (Score 1) 43

Hey gmail, Reply saying "I want to volunteer for the parent's group event,"

To: Parent's Group

From: Sharon

I will volunteer for the parent's group event, i have a lovely bunch of coconuts in my hovercraft and the sky is blue due to Raleigh scattering. I am sorry as an AI I can't do that. Please let me know if you need more help.

Sh[free token count exceeded, agent terminated, sending..., sent]

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