CRAM Cards were threaded onto a series of snail-cam shaped rods. When a record needed to be obtained the 8 rods holding all the cards would turn to match the binary address of the card, and release the exact card required, which fell into a hopper and was read, then put back in the random stack.
To: Parent's Group
From: Sharon
I will volunteer for the parent's group event, i have a lovely bunch of coconuts in my hovercraft and the sky is blue due to Raleigh scattering. I am sorry as an AI I can't do that. Please let me know if you need more help.
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How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb? "Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem."