Microsoft Patent Envisions Free Computing 157
Dotnaught writes "A Microsoft patent application published on Thursday shows the company contemplating free computers and software for its customers. It suggests 'a service provider such as a telephone company, an Internet service provider, or a leasing company may provide computer systems or components to users at a reduced charge or for free in exchange for targeted advertising delivery.'"
They tried this already (Score:2)
Re:They tried this already (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually, I like everything about this idea except for the words "targeted" and "advertising".
Seriously, if the offer is that someone can data-mine everything on my PC and send me lots of pop-ups, spam, and flash banners, then no thanks. If computers are really cheap enough to make this business model viable, then I'd just as soon buy the really extra-cheap computer myself anyway (if it's cheap, why not?), which means the business model still wouldn't be viable.
Breaking the Chain (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously, if the offer is that someone can data-mine everything on my PC and send me lots of pop-ups, spam, and flash banners, then no thanks.
On a positive note, it may break some people of their Internet Addiction.
omg noes!!1 every reload brings more suffering!
The pr0n Adds (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, but, think of all those porn ads that will be streeming in! I can't wait!!!!
Cellphone market (Score:1)
But even then they could make it so that ur non trusted computing OS and apps dont work with the network.
I say this in light of the fact that with the merging of the Telcos soon there will be a monopoly or at least an oligopoly like the cellphone companies. Where u can only run their apps(with spyware on them) on your PC or u dont get on the(non neutral) net. Sounds far fetched? I know but thats what RIAAT&TMicrosoft wants. And they have lots
Re:Cellphone market (Score:2)
"...from my cold, dead hands."
Re:They tried this already (Score:3, Funny)
I like everything about this idea except for the words "Microsoft" and "patent".
Re:They tried this already (Score:2, Insightful)
Why should you own your own computer, your own OS, your own software, your own data, etc. when you could be told what to use, what to do, how to do it, when to do it, and allow others to basically own your personal data!
Anyone else here old enough to remember when the PC was about decentralizing computing, taking control of your own data, and empowering yourself? T
Re:They tried this already (Score:2, Interesting)
Could someone who cared enough to read the article explain how this patent is different than what those companies were doing in the late 90s?
Re:They tried this already (Score:3, Informative)
I can't stand the irony here. Gmail wouldn't exist if it weren't for targeted advertising.
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
Are you kidding? You already pay for that with your Internet subscription. But you might reject: "No I don't! Everything is blocked". And you would be right. Except the only way those things are circumvented is due to third party software and/or knowledge, likely not your own. You are paying for advertising, you just aren't seeing it. Everytime you visit Slashdot
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
I highly doubt Microsoft will be doing anything in this direction in the near (5 yrs)future.
Re:They tried this already (Score:1)
As long as the perceived gain outweighs the cost, people will suggest such ideas.
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
Yes. Your phone bill is padded out enough to pay for your phone upgrade every year. You pay for a phone upgrade whether you get one or not, which should be motivation to get a new phone every year. Some providers will even give you the subsidy codes, so you can unlock your old phones, and sell them. (Better to tell them that you're going to use it out of country.)
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
Depends on what you're using to barter with. Hundreds of pounds of flour won't buy much in this neck of the woods, but hundreds of pounds of small carved novelty items would buy several "mobile phones" I'd wager.
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
Why don't they patent free contact lenses with marketing banners embedded into the lense so no matter where the wearer looks they will see the add, sure to be really really popular ;).
I think they know that already... (Score:1, Informative)
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
I suppose you'd use some kind of trusted computing to lock down the hardware, making installing new software more difficult. You could also configure some kind of check-in server that would monitor the computer usage by having the computer contact it every time it got connected to the internet. An extended time without a check-in would prompt some kind of interven
Re:They tried this already (Score:2)
3)Profit
2)??????
1)90s dot-bomb business plan
Rich
Prior Art (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Prior Art (Score:1)
I seem to remember about a zillion companies in the 90s that did this. A good example is PeoplePC. Does this patent things have no sanity.
Ah, but this is Microsoft. They've just invented it so it must be be new. They even have the Buckets o' Lawyers necessary to make that true if they so desire. Wouldn't be the first time they threw billions down a hole, probably won't be the last.
Re:Prior Art (Score:1, Informative)
I say go ahead MS, give us free machines to install Linux on..... Hee Hee
Free as in... (Score:1)
Re:Free as in... (Score:1)
Well lets see, prisoners get more free time, more television channels, better food, more sex, more movies, and better workout equipment than I do/have, all at the cost (to them) of zero dollars. -sounds pretty good to me --maybe not the sex part
They've invented the Wayback Machine!! (Score:2)
Re:They've invented the Wayback Machine!! (Score:1)
Didn't People PC and a few other companies try this already...and give up on it after it didn't work?
Yes, something like that at Fry's. PC's for about $200 back in the late 90's because you had to sit and look at all the avertising that came with it, since you had to connect with a internet provider as a condition of purchase. Later came eMachines which were inexpensive, but required a longterm contract with AOL or sommat.
Re:They've invented the Wayback Machine!! (Score:2)
The patent description goes then to specific implementation when the system downloads targeted ads to use locally or untargeted when it does not know the target.
The only thing in it that is just not-so retarde
hello? (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously. Wasn't exactly this done already? How can they patent this?
Re:hello? (Score:2)
Re:hello? (Score:2)
Re:hello? (Score:1, Interesting)
Seriously. Wasn't exactly this done already? How can they patent this?
Because the patent system is useless except for employing lawyers and extorting innovators. It isn't that this is innovative, but because it is now a patent it can be used to sue a smaller company that does not have billions to defend itself.
Or perhaps Microsoft is making mockery at the patent system? Or maybe Microsoft is getting ready to create it's next virus infected spyware trojan adware (Vista) operating system and want to protec
Re:hello? (Score:1)
Re:hello? (Score:2)
Re:hello? (Score:2)
Sooo... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sooo... (Score:1)
Re:Sooo... (Score:1)
Trusted computing (Score:2)
If I were evil and designing it, I'd apply some of the Xbox 360's security provisions into the machine to ensure that no OS other than a trusted MS OS with TCPA protections was running on the system. I'd then make much of the functioning of the OS contingent on being able to contact c
Re:Trusted computing (Score:2)
Yeah, right. (Score:5, Insightful)
they're filed because someone wants to stop someone from doing something else. this is the case here. I hope it doesn't get accepted.
Re:Yeah, right. (Score:2)
Didn't we have this already? (Score:4, Interesting)
Free hardware and/or online access.
Didn't work too well last time, either. Once you let the marketing guys fingers into it, they screw it up, by pushing too much.
Re:Didn't we have this already? (Score:2)
Better yet, ABC, NBC and CBS they've used this business model for years.
Re:Didn't we have this already? (Score:2)
Patent Claims Start Out General (Score:1)
Unbelievable (Score:1, Interesting)
Is there some sort of prizes for most ridiculous alleged "invention" or are they just working within to destroy the whole patent system? What the hell is the invention supposed to be?
Re:Unbelievable (Score:2)
MS wants its OS monopoly tied to telecom monopoly? (Score:2)
Also sounds like a return to the old Bell system.
Commidization (Score:2)
I want to patent a software monopoly (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously, next thing you know, you'll be telling me that information just wants to be expensive and that spam is good for me.
But I'd trust Microsoft offering free hardware and software about as much as I'd trust someone "accidentally" phoning me and leaving me a message about this insider stock tip she just "happened" to pass on
Network effect (Score:1)
targeted advertising delivery (Score:2)
People like paying for hardware, not software (Score:2)
Consumers aren't that dumb, they don't like printer ink prices and use alternative brands where possible. So this idea will arouse suspicion.
Re:People like paying for hardware, not software (Score:2)
OTOH, I'm sure many people would be amenable to paying a reduced cost for broadband access (compared to the charges of traditional providers) that came with a free computer [of course, a vendor lock-in device that didn't allow you to run arbitrary software] with basic functionality, and many of those people could then be sold additional add-on "soft
Distributed computation? (Score:2)
Obligatory (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriously, consumers need a lobby just dedicated to patent law reform. First step, outlaw patenting business plans and most intellectual property. Second step, open up the process so anyone can prove prior art and throw out a patent application on those grounds. Third step, go back to requiring a working model of anything physical to be patented.
Re:Obligatory (Score:2)
Re:Obligatory (Score:2)
Patents...heh (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Patents...DUH (Score:2)
Re:Patents...heh (Score:2)
This is not MS's plan (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:This is not MS's plan (Score:1)
Re:This is not MS's plan (Score:2)
Only microsoft can give away computers? (Score:1)
double-take (Score:2, Funny)
Re:double-take (Score:1)
Not if Microsoft holds that patent. I'd hate having to pay them for not using their software!
This has already been done (Score:1, Redundant)
I remember seeing screen shots of the system and a good 1/3 of the screen was ads -- all the time.
So, yea...ok, let them apply for this patent. I don't care if they apply for it. But I will raise bloody hell if it's granted because there is CLEARLY prior-art for this. And not just in th
Re:This has already been done (Score:2)
Way back when, I tried the Altavista 'free' dialup service a few times. On a P133 laptop (average at the time), the service was totally unuseable. The modem and the CPU could not keep up with the constant downloading and refreshing of ads.
23 worst (Score:1, Interesting)
"In the late 90s, companies competed to dangle free PCs in front of you: All you had to do was sign up, and a PC would eventually show up at your door. But one way or another. there w
Re:23 worst (Score:2)
Free? (Score:2)
So, am I going to have to pay royalties to give my little sister a computer?
What if I just give her parts and then later put it together for her? Am I in the clear?
Microsoft will make a killing during Xmas and the start of the school year.
Freedom through patents (Score:1)
Telus.. (Score:2)
http://promo.telus.com/tm/06/q3/highspeed/?BAC-cs
HeadOn, Apply Directly to Forehead (Score:2)
For $10/month we won't run this ad.
Re:HeadOn, Apply Directly to Forehead (Score:2)
Annoying as hell, but effective.
Just imagine that (or the annoying Flash ads with flies buzzing around, or any other ads for that matter) showing as your screensaver or while writing documents... yep, so many people would really love that experience.
Not only is this patent bogus for prior art: it is one of the most useless concepts ever, which is why the companies that tried it almost 10 years ago now gave it up. Pis
Free, new, good-quality hardware (Score:2)
uh huh. (Score:2)
I believe them, don't you?
Say No To Leasing (Score:2)
No thanks.
When I slap down money for a hardware and software, I want to be beholden to no one. Ever.
A trifecta from hell (Score:2)
Finally (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft envisions patent-free computing (Score:2)
"Microsoft envisions patent-free computing"
Re:Microsoft envisions patent-free computing (Score:1)
I'm confused (Score:1)
Not so fast... (Score:4, Informative)
A computer-readable medium having computer-executable modules for execution on a client computer in association with advertising delivery comprising:
an opt-in module, comprising support for selecting an advertising delivery mode;
a user profiling module for collecting user profile data;
and an advertising delivery module for presenting a targeted advertisement corresponding to information in the user profile data according to the selected advertising delivery mode.
This is what the USPTO will be looking at when they do their prior art search.
Re:Not so fast... (Score:4, Insightful)
For example, the portion of Microsoft's claims that you included above can be summarized as follows:
A program that runs on a customer's PC, letting the customer opt-in and select how they want their ads delivered, stores information about the customer, and then delivers the ads according to what information has been collected from the customer.
Just the fact that these companies would even dare to apply for things like that should naturally be enough to set off alarms. So I believe most people do in fact understand quite well what is going on.
Re:Not so fast... (Score:2)
Doesn't anyone read the newspaper? (Score:5, Informative)
Advertising is the primary revenue generator for information content providers. TVs, websites, newspapers, radio, and now computers. The only real difference is that once you get the computer, you have the computer and can theoretically do what you want. Of course, you could do that with a newspaper as well, by ripping the ads out.
Newspapers != Free PCs - not by a long shot (Score:2)
The way that it would most likely work is similar to what others have tried in the past. Yes, you get the PC; but in order to grant you the PC in a "free status, it has to signal back to the mother ship that it's still there and still receiving advertisements. If it does not signal back or it
Re:Doesn't anyone read the newspaper? (Score:2)
Advertising is the primary revenue generator for information content providers. TVs, websites, newspapers, radio, and now computers.
Yep, papers and radio are cheap. Ever look at your cable bill? 120 channels loaded with advertising and they charge you for it. They get away with it because in most places it is a monopoly and the consumer has no choice.
So as long as advertisers give us an option I don't care. The day they try to legislate required advertising I will take my internet connection undergro
CueCat (Score:2)
Too Expensive (Score:2)
Prior art? (Score:3, Interesting)
One Windows Laptop Per Child (Score:2)
There was that deal with AMD the brought about that little anti-Linux box( forget the name ).
But then, then there was Flexgo ( http://www.microsoft.com/whdc/flexgo/default.mspx [microsoft.com] ) at WinHec and THAT should have been obvious to the press what was going on there.
He may not call it One Windows Laptop Per Ch
Free? (Score:2)
Isn't Google already doing just that? (Score:3, Insightful)
At any rate, I'd view this as a "defensive patent". One they don't want to implement, but to keep someone from implementing it instead. Exactly what patents were NOT intended for.
My only hope is that with the abuse of patents, some people will start reconsidering the patenting process. Or maybe the whole system altogether.
"Patent" and "free" in the same sentence???? (Score:2)
Only an idiot would at this time see this article as a favorable towards MS fact.
It is at best an admittance that MS may not be able to compete with either OSS or Google ad revenue. Via their marketing practices to make it sound like it was their
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In other words... (Score:2)