Other people (at least two) have gotten it to work: http://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=version&iId=15124&iTestingId=43419

You might be screwed on 6 but 7 and 8 are going to be fixed.

FTA: Adobe is planning to make available updates for Adobe Reader 7 and 8, and Acrobat 7 and 8, by March 18.
http://www.adobe.com/support/security/bulletins/apsb09-03.html

Should be quite easy based on the HoTTProxy website:

Since HoTTProxy is pure Perl, it can run on any computer that has a Perl interpreter. This article tells how to run HoTTProxy in its native Perl script form.

OpenWRT has a microperl package, and I believe there are full blown Perl packages as well.