Microsoft Pulls Vista SP1 Update 268
1shooter writes "news.com reports that Microsoft is withdrawing SP1 for Vista. Nick White, Microsoft product manager blogged 'We've heard a few reports about problems customers may be experiencing as a result of KB937287,' wrote White. 'Immediately after receiving reports of this error, we made the decision to temporarily suspend automatic distribution of the update to avoid further customer impact while we investigate possible causes.'"
Amiable Caucasian (Score:5, Funny)
Could some please inform Dave Chapelle of this person's name?
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Yeah, if there is a more obvious name for inadvertently attempting to set a positive image of someone pasty then I can't think of what it would be...
I actually wonder a little as to the actual racial makeup of this person. What if they're ultimately of Indian origin whose family immigrated through the British Empire before finally ending up with Microsoft?
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Re:Amiable Caucasian (Score:5, Funny)
Don't tell me, Microsoft OCR for Vista(TM)
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Then again, the vagaries of Slashdot editors will always be risible.
Re:Amiable Caucasian (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Amiable Caucasian (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Amiable Caucasian (Score:5, Funny)
Aslevjal (Score:2)
As long as no one at microsoft is riding dragons and turning up at Aslevjal, I'll not worry just yet
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Re:Amiable Caucasian (Score:5, Funny)
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What? (Score:5, Interesting)
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They need to think about this differently (Score:5, Funny)
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"I'm sorry, but the survival rate we're looking at right now is extremely low. Now we shouldn't give up hope, but I want you to know what we're facing!"
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What about Vista-ectomy?
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Imagine that you are one of those sick ones.
NOT SP1 (Score:5, Informative)
The problem is not SP1, but rather an update for Windows Update/installation that is being installed in anticipation of SP1 next month. It's a required upgrade to run SP1, but it is not SP1 itself.
Re:NOT SP1 (Score:5, Informative)
This update just installs updates, and is a PREREQUESIT to SP1. Much as you have to install the Microsoft Genuine Advantage tool in XP before you can install Internet Explorer 7.
Slashdot really needs to start validating their sources
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/937287 [microsoft.com]
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Should be a prereq, I should say.
A quible. (Score:2)
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/05/0444205 [slashdot.org]
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You don't need WGA for IE7 anymore since months ago.
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You may well have them without knowing it.
As for this article, it's completely bogus. SP1 is still on schedule, and it's precisely that these updates require testing that we roll out these things in stages.
SP1 released to public with x64 systems? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:NOT SP1 (Score:5, Informative)
You can't, whether you install this update or not, because SP1 has not been released yet. It's scheduled for release next month.
SP1 has not even started yet. This is yet another /. article seemingly about SP1 which actually isn't about SP1 becuase SP1 hasn't even been released. This is about a prerequisite to SP1.
Re:NOT SP1 (Score:4, Informative)
The release next month is for general public, that does not mean it is not available.
Vista SP1 is already available to subscribers to the Microsoft Developer Network but won't receive a formal public release until mid-March.
That certainly looks to me like there were people able to install and run SP1.
They now cannot install SP1 even if they wanted to.
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Read the article next time. The release next month is for general public, that does not mean it is not available.
Fair enough. However, all they've actually stopped is the automatic update. I'm not on a Vista machine right now so I can't confirm this, but suspending the automatic update usually means it's still available as an option, as this problem only applies to a small subset of users. So, those MSDN subscribers who are desperate to install SP1 can still do so. Plus, another poster has pointed out that it actually is possible to install SP1 without first installing this update. I haven't tried it myself, so take
Oh, stop it! (Score:2)
Not a shock... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Not a shock... (Score:5, Insightful)
Marketing Marketing Marketing
not
Developers Developers Developers
Re:Not a shock... (Score:5, Insightful)
*Numbers from my arse - you get my point, though.
Re:Not a shock... (Score:5, Informative)
Recent OS fix creates problems [macfixit.com].
Recent OS fix creates problems [macfixit.com].
Recent OS fix creates problems [macfixit.com].
Hell, just read Mac Fix it [macfixit.com] and weep (a lot of us Mac users do). Quit yer bitching.
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2. Your point is meaningless because we all agree that Apple's software isn't perfect; Even despite the (usually admitted) fanboism of many, not many are clueless enough to argue that Apple's software is perfect.
3. Therefore the original point remains valid: With Microsoft's available resources, they should be able to perform the required testing to ensure quality of their software. We won't hold Microsoft
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Honestly, if you were correct, Microsoft wouldn't ever release software that would later be recalled. Because it would be unbelievably stupid. And no, despite the joking, Microsoft is not unbelievably stupid. Neither is Apple, with its far fewer combinations and still having update errors.
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Re:Not a shock... (Score:5, Informative)
Novatech [novatech.co.uk] currently sell the following parts:-
28 different AM2 motherboards.
21 different AM2 processors.
111 different PCI-E graphics cards.
17 sound cards.
So far, we have 1,109,556 different combinations of hardware you can build. That already exceeds my "10,000 combinations is less than 1% of the possible hardware and software configurations" comment.
Bear in mind that we haven't covered:
SATA/IDE hard drives
DVD writers
PCI cards of all types
USB devices
Anything from Intel whatsoever.
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Re:Not a shock... (Score:4, Informative)
How many different CPU manufacturers do you have?
Now, how many different chips from each? Several dozen at least.
And how many different chipsets? Intel alone has several dozen that they have released over the past 5 years....
Sorry, thats easy to do.
Others (Score:5, Informative)
I had to turn off automatic updates to stop the update from installing.
Classic MarketSpeak! (Score:5, Informative)
I love these guys.
Re:Classic MarketSpeak! (Score:5, Funny)
In other words, Russian Roulette is not problematic because it is only harmful under "unique circumstances".
Exactly! (Score:2)
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Well... (Score:5, Funny)
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CD (Score:2)
you can use the Vista CD to repair those errors, unless you paid for the downloadable version which doesn't come on a CD
Some poster way up the page linked to a fix for those without a CD. Here's the short version:
Anyone "savvy" enough to install Windows over the tubes should know about safe mode, the
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What about all of the people that buy brand new computers with Vista and don't even get an OS install disk?
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Possible causes (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Possible causes (Score:5, Funny)
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If it makes my computyer run slower it's NOT an upgrade.
Curious - Why? (Score:4, Insightful)
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I downloaded it and installed SP1 on a Vista Ultimate 32bit system, it took an hour
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Hardly limited to unique circumstances (Score:4, Informative)
I find this a rather incredulous claim considering that in my part-time job providing support to laptop users at my university I had two users with the problem on the same day within an hour of each other. Entirely different laptops, but both fixed with a system restore to before the updates.
Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances (Score:5, Insightful)
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I think he means Visa users.
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SP1at (Score:4, Informative)
Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last night (Score:2)
Anyhow, either I just missed the cutoff or Microsoft hasn't really suspended SP1 distribution. I didn't RTFA.
Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig (Score:4, Interesting)
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RTFA! (Score:3, Informative)
MSDN release as well? (Score:2)
SP1 breaks Vista? (Score:2)
Ironic (Score:2)
KB? (Score:2)
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Re:The irony, it burns. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:The irony, it burns. (Score:5, Informative)
As regards the last Vista-SP1-related-problem article, I found this [sans.org] that mentions said problem and how to solve it, if anyone needs that.
Re:The irony, it burns. (Score:5, Insightful)
Microsoft seems to design for the developmentally disabled, and does a bad job of even that. And they can't seem to learn from their horrible mistakes. Did they learn from Clippy? Hell no, now they have the stupid dog on their XP search. If you tell the damned thing to gho away it comes back the next time you do a search. Yeah, I could probably google for a hack to fix it but damn it, I shouldn't have to.
Linux never does that shit to me.
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(Full disclosure: my primary machine is an Ubuntu box)
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Re:The irony, it burns. (Score:4, Funny)
I searched my system and google in vain of finding what this was.
Then one day I had the search window open and sitting on top of the desktop and I looked at it at just the right time. There was the answer.
The f-----g dog scratches his ear.
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Re:The irony, it burns. (Score:5, Insightful)
Linux never does that shit to me."
So true. I've been using Lx since approximately Mandrake 5.1 (ask your dad), and have never had to, um, google up a fix for anything. Nope. Not once. Except of course 3-5 times a week.
NB: it's well worth it to me.
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My dad's 76 years old and never used a computer in his life. My first computer was a Timex/Sinclair 1000 I bought when I was about 30, around the time the IBM PC came out.
I've been using Mandrake/iva since eight point something, and yes I've googled, and asked slashdotters, but that's the price of Linux. If I can't get decent documentation and ease of use, what's the point in spending all that money?
DOS came on one floppy, and its manual was an inch and a half thick. Windows comes on a CD and it
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Oh, and you can turn Clippy off.
Vista doesn't even have the dumb thing.
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More irony. IIRC*, Vista's default theme is black?
"Nice White, manager of a mean, black product, recently stated that.. "
*Mercifully, I do not encounter Vista machines very often
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Well actually, it's black when the window is full screen some other pastel transparent color when not for the windows and iirc black for the taskbar.
I only remember it because i remember saying what the fuck after noticing something weird and then realizing the window just changed colors because i maximised it
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So its always been that way
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The whole point of a monopoly is that it renders both quality and price substantially less important to the ability to sell product.
Consequentially, it makes devoting resources to QA less justifiable in a profit-maximizing firm.
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'My Computer' -> 'Help' menu item -> 'About Windows'
Says it is Version 6.0
Re:"Nice" White? (Score:5, Funny)
E and K (Score:5, Funny)
I use a dvorak keyboard [wikipedia.org], you insensitive clod!