Non-Geeky Gifts for Tech Geeks 142
An anonymous reader writes "FiringSquad.com has just put out another holiday gift guide. They've gathered together, along with the usual video cards and whatnot, several non-techie toys with a techie slant. With the exception of an mp3 and a digital camera, everything else they recommend is stuff I haven't seen on any list before. They have things ranging from $10 to $7500. My favorite has to be the Blendtec blender. 2 horsepower motor. Turns hockey pucks into mulch."
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Health [firingsquad.com] Blenders BlendTEC [willitblend.com] for $400
Shiny [firingsquad.com] Porter Cable 7424 Random Orbital Sander [amazon.com] for $120
Chill [firingsquad.com] Zwilling J.A. Henckels Cermax M66 Wine Chiller [amazon.com] for $130-200 or some knives for $13?
Look good [firingsquad.com] Canon PowerShot SD800 IS Camera [amazon.com] or Fuji F31fd [amazon.com] for $400 or Pentax K10D Cameras [amazon.com] - $4000
Loud [firingsquad.com] SV Sound and HSU Research Subwoofers, etc, $400 to $7500
Fast [firingsquad.com] AMD Processors. Woo!
Morning [firingsquad.com] Impressa Z6 [amazon.com] and Impressa E8 [amazon.com] Coffee Machine things for around $1000
Tradition [firingsquad.com] 1GB IPod Shuffle [amazon.com] for $80
Meh, its all adverts really. Heres some junk for the lameness filter:
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OTOH, just budget $4000 for it. You'll get to buy a few lenses.
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Recommending an iPod? (Score:2, Interesting)
I was also sort of wondering about the subs - nice recommendations, I must say, but doesn't it make something of an awkward gift? Maybe it's more of a "stuff we thought was neato" list. C
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Yup, the thought of giving someone an mp3 player has not occured to me. Honestly.
First of all, they are a bit expensive for a christmas gift, which is more than enough to exclude them from consideration from me. Or, if I choose a cheaper model, they are "a cheaper model". Giving away a "budget mp3 player" is about as fun as giving away a "budget whatever"...
Secondly, most people either already have one, or don't want one. Third, if they still haven't got one, but want one, they probably want to choose
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I would agree with you with the exception of teenage family members - they may be less likely to own a player and more likely to want one.
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Only in the same sense that the idea of giving someone a F-15, a rotten salmon, a matchstick, a full scale replica of the Eiffel Tower, or a pile of my own poo has occured to me. But I have dismissed those ideas as well.
I realize that this is a question of definitions. But no, I have never used more than a second to consider whether I should give someone an mp3-player. And thus I feel justified to say that the thought haven't occured to me. At least not untill I replied to the GP.
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Maybe I'm just poor or cheap, but most of these are outrageous. Who is their target audience? Fortune 500 execs?
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My money is on the people living in thoose execs basements.
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Amen! I'm always amused at "gift guides" that are composed of items that are hundreds of dollars. Just how the hell much money do these people think my family is worth at Christmas? A really expensive Christmas gift to me is around $50. If I were married, I'd probably spring for $100 or so for my wife.
Yet I see guides like this, hear radio ads telling me to by diamonds that cost hundreds or thousands of dollars, or even to do something stupid like buy a new car for my hypothetical wife. A new car? Do these people honestly think I would make such a huge decision without the knowledge, full acceptance, and blessing of my wife?
Am I just the world's biggest cheapskate?
Wait, no, I think I know what's going on here. They want me to think I'm a cheapskate if I don't buy hundreds of dollars worth of crap for my family for Christmas.
Well, I'm sorry, the joke's on them. I think that along with the lesser-expensive gifts I give to my family, a really nice one is not begging them for money the rest of the year because I'd be in debt beyond my imagination for burning through money like that. And call me crazy, but I also think that a really nice gift for one's spouse instead of earrings or a new car that you don't need is—gasp!—a realistic plan for retiring some day so that we can spend wonderful decades together without having to work our asses off for useless junk like, well, a $300 flashlight or a $3600 cappuccino maker!
Honestly, $300 for a fucking flashlight? If someone game me one of those, I wouldn't be grateful, I'd be extremely condescending. "You spend $300 for a fucking flashlight? Did you win the lottery, or are you just too damned stupid to know that you can get a really good one at Target for less than $10?"
What scares this geek is that there are obviously people out there who actually buy this junk. What's doubly scary is that they're pitching it to my friends and family as if I actually would want any of this crap. God, I hope they're not that stupid.
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If you pay monthly, it doesn't count! (Score:3, Insightful)
What national debt problem?
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They're definitely not general-purpose lights - you want that very bright light for when you need it. Also, $300 is definitely for their top-of-the-line version - there are good
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Ground School (Score:1, Interesting)
Who would pay $300 for an LED flashlight (Score:1, Insightful)
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They diss Shun knives as inferior to ceramic and Hattori "damascus" knives, whereas they are much more reasonable (still a little much) for someone who doesn't live to cook. If you aren't interesting in cooking, why buy the fanciest knives the world has ever seen just to say you have them?
As far as flashlights go, how about a MagLite LED for $50 rather than a $300 flashlight?
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They did suggest the Inova X03, of which I don't own (I do own about 7 LED flashlights, including a 3 D cell LED Mag.)
The X03 is 32$ @ Amazon (through their link). But, if you do get the Mag, there's a suprise - in the tailcap, you get a regular bulb to swap in if you feel like... they don't include another LED module.
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Bought a couple of L2 models for presents last year and they were hits. My sister, who is far from a geek and initially wondered wh
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1)Maglights are NOT that good - their beam quality sucks
2)Maglight is the Microsoft of flashlights - they use lawsuits to prevent a LOT of competition
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I'm not into flashlights, apart from the fact that I use them a lot. And maglite makes dependable flashlights that most likely still gives you the most bang for the buck.
Ok, maglite has a lot of models, but as far as I'm concerned, there are two models worth considering.
The Maglite charger is a classic.
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I'm not into flashlights, apart from the fact that I use them a lot. And maglite makes dependable flashlights that most likely still gives you the most bang for the buck.
No, Mag-Lite is simply the best of the worst. They're a lot better than your cheap plastic $2 Chinese crap, but they're still low end flashlights. They're essentially still coasting on a reputation acquired 25 years ago, when all other flashlights were essentially cheap junk. They haven't changed significantly since then. Nowadays you can get much better. Anyone who depends on a flashlight gets something by Streamlight [streamlight.com] or Surefire [surefire.com].
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As I think I made clear in my post, I was not arguing that mag-lite was "best". I was arguing that among maglites many models, there were two models that were "good enough" in their segment, and that if you needed a flashlight in either of those segments, those two were the most cost-efficient flashlights for professional users (like me).
I'm aware that there exists flashlights that costs 10 times as much as a mag, that MAY have the same build quality. I'm also aware that most anything on the market that c
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Instead of claiming that expensive is always better (which is correct, but irrelevant), maybe you can try to find a light from above-mentioned manufacturers that can replace these two lights as a cost-efficient solution. But remember, if it costs 10 times as much, it must last 10 times as long between repairs or replacements. Good luck!
Durability is not the issue. The quality of the light beam on the mag is abysmal. The only thing going for the mag design is the aluminum body, which is very reliable. You can spend only 2 or 3 times as much and get a flashlight that outperforms anything mag has by at least an order of magnitude. Repair and replacement? Durability is about the same for all. The fact that you don't seem to realize how poor the mag is at doing its job, i.e. projecting light, pretty much explains why you still use one. Seriou
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3)9 out of 10 officers prefer the 5 D-cell Maglight to conventional police batons.
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Go get a nice streamlight, or a Pelican - not too expensive, and great lights. Surefire? Nice lights (I have 2) - but IMHO, a tad overpriced
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Maglite has principles [maglite.com] - they manufacture their lights in the United States because they haven't been seduced by the "globalization" trap. They use every tool available to keep some asian company from creating low-quality look-alikes of Maglite's designs. This is simple business sense - no company will last for long if they let a competitor destroy their reputation with "cheap shit".
Traitors have taken over the U.
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The Kyocera knives are the sharpest thing in the world all right. Til you cut into something hard like a bone. Chippy chippy.
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* GUI C++ Programming Guide
* Hex/socket set
* Leatherman
* Vernier caliper
* Dremel or Rotozip set
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I also think the Kill-A-Watt [p3international.com] power meter is a pretty nifty and inexpensive gift. It measures power, voltage, power factor, and frequency of the mains feeding your electrical items around the house.
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Is this geeky? (Score:2)
Even cooler would be a micro-SD card [wikipedia.org] inside an SD adapter inside a thumb drive reader - matryoshka-ish!
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That blender is off the hook. Did you see the video [youtube.com] of it reducing the rake handle to dust? Crap, one of their blenders [blendtec.com] has a freakin' 20 amp motor. I just bought a hammer drill [milwaukeeconnect.com] that can punch through three feet of concrete and it only has a 7.5 amp motor.
Admittedly, I haven't a clue what I would do with a 20-amp blender, but it looks impressive.
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Blow a fuse? I don't know about you, but my house has 15 amp circuits.
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Most geeky-stuff that non-geeks would consider to be a present for them (e.g. book about computers) is usually something that they would already have anyway.
Of course, socks can never go wrong, since those things are known to disappear one-at-a-time. Giving them as christmas presents help replenish their stocks.
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MPEG - open, but filesizes are too big
Quicktime - proprietary, not as widely used
WMV - proprietary
RealVideo - proprietary, with plenty of Slashdot hate toward the company
Ogg video - no market penetration
XVID/various "divx" AVIs - low market penetration
I suppose the best open and reasonably widespread alternative is mpeg 4, but I'm interested in what you think websites ought to use instead of Flash.
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Since most visitors are not horrified by judicious use of Flash or animated GIFs, I think most sites are respecting their visitors. You are not much of a target audience, and will continue to be largely ignored.
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It's true that WMV videos are in an ASF container, however the codec itself is an implementation of the VC-1 codec, a standardized codec that is open to free implementation by anyone (like FFmpeg).
XVID/various "divx" AVIs - low market penetration
Uh... AVI containers are probably the single most widespread video container available. *Everything* can read them. As for DivX/XviD...
I suppose the best open and reasonably widespread alternative is mpeg 4
DivX/Xvid *are* an implementation of MPEG
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The Wii can't. But the Wii can play flash video.
Flash video is just less of a hassle.. it has the highest penetration of any video player, and you can target Flash 6 and cover everyone.. including linux users which rarely have working embedded video.
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I would prefer that the formats not be proprietary. But if I can't get that, my next preference is a proprietary format that doesn't make me reboot into another operating system to use. Any website that
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I speak from experience as well as there being articles written on the subject.
I guess YouTube should have gone with some other format eh? I'm sure they would have made the splash that they did if they had used OGG.
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Blending a Blendtec blender (Score:2, Funny)
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Turns hockey pucks into mulch. (Score:4, Funny)
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QUIET.
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You know what? I don't think I can stand the internet anymore.
That? That's not a blender... (Score:4, Interesting)
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Kitchen appliances/gadgets seem to go over well with geeks and non-geeks alike. They're certainly popular with the kitchen hackers in our house.
Also, Heston Blumenthal [wikipedia.org] and other proponents of molecular gastronomy [wikipedia.org] have taken cooking to a seriously geeky level. Heston Blumenthal has written several books that would make excellent gifts to get non-geeks to question how they think about cooking.
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A few points here:
1) Pod espresso machines are NEVER as good as you can make with really fresh, properly ground coffee, in a good machine, with some significant practice. At the same time, they're probably not as bad as most people are likely to get, since people are lazy. On the other hand, espresso geekery is absolutely first-rate.
2) Knife hardness != knife sharpness.
3) Subwoofers should be purchased with the speakers, and should be designed together.
4) Actually, I'm going to stop. This was just a crappy article all 'round.
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Knife hardness == edge retaining
It's not difficult to get any decent steel knife sharp as a razor. Any knife sharpener can do it. The trick is to have a blade that will retain that sharpness for a while. A very cheap knife will lose its sharpness after slicing the first half of a cucumber, better knives last for cutting half a dozen steaks out of raw meat and professional knives need only one re-sharpening per cooking session. If you seldomly prepare larger meals, any _decent_ knif
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Honing should be done on a ceramic rod "steel", so that you don't take too much material off, but straighten the bent cutting edg
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http://www.firingsquad.com/print_article.asp?curr
Allow me to introduce myself (Score:2)
Are you kidding? I was a star. I could blend a hockey puck at any speed. 30,000 RPM, 32,000 RPM, you name it. 31... But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the mulch was for.
Kitty litter.
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On another note, one positive thing about the camera section of the article was that they finally pointed out that the main factor that makes a digital camera great is the same thing that made film cameras great...THE LENS! I'm tired of all of these megapixel wars. An 8 megapixel credit
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For those of you who want variety... [amazon.com]
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No, the guy's right to bitch about their cookie use. That site gives visitors the following raw deal: Have a permanent cookie and you won't get interstitial ads after the first one (I'm assuming they set a perm cookie: I only allow session, so didn't see how long they tried to set cookies for), or turn cookies off and the site becomes a pain to navigate, because you'll get a full page ad for 15 seconds at every click.
There are other choices, but lets be honest: The other choices are available only to a mi