There's the old story of a newb typing in all caps, someone replies telling him to press caps lock, and the newb says, THANK YOU, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP HOLDING SHIFT!

They are the first step toward a slippery slope toward a ban on anonymity.

Because privacy is something only Bad Guys(tm) want. You're not a Bad Guy(tm), are you?

Cue.

Reminds me of something I've read: boxing with gloves is massively more dangerous than bare-knuckle boxing. Normally, punching someone's face with full power will also wreck your hand. Gloves remove this drawback, and thus lead to many more cases of severe brain damage.

No wonder The Lord of the Rings was such a critical and financial failure! /s

If these trends continue... eyyyy.

How about forcing a random delay in the system?

Epic Store of Games?

Pan Am once booked flights to the moon. Except they didn't take money, as it was just a tongue-in-cheek publicity stunt. This, on the other hand, smells like a huge scam.

A couple of Linux distros have been certified as UNIX(tm) before: Inspur's K-UX and Huawei's EulerOS.

That'd be Mehdi Ali.

Elop dug the hole in the first place, with his insane burning platform memo.

Try yelling at the cartels and see how that goes.

Bwahahahaha! You'd also choose the bear in the woods, right?