Try yelling at the cartels and see how that goes.

Bwahahahaha! You'd also choose the bear in the woods, right?

That's why you must install Tubular.

I love it when Microsoft shoots itself in the foot.

It adds price because Intel forced an artificial market segmentation down everyone's throats.

And plenty of oh-hell-naw features.

Free rein. As in the thing used to control a horse.

Then schools must change their working hours, not time itself. Fuckin duh!

We don't need mirrors, we just need a stroke of a pen to kill DST. It's nothing but some bureaucratic madness. Just eliminate it by law, simple fuckin as.

Wrong. You start with the five, now how many times do you want it? I want it times three! Therefore, three groups of five.

Wrong. You start with the three, now how many times do you want it? I want it times five! Therefore, five groups of three.

Paywalled article, go here to read it: https://archive.is/4qzDM

Add the experimental 'delete Windows and install Linux' feature to your computer.

You can buy a whole smartphone for the price of that stupid sock.

Good thing this will be running Linux, then.

You can buy a whole actual phone for the price of that ugly-ass bag.