No wonder The Lord of the Rings was such a critical and financial failure! /s

If these trends continue... eyyyy.

How about forcing a random delay in the system?

Epic Store of Games?

Pan Am once booked flights to the moon. Except they didn't take money, as it was just a tongue-in-cheek publicity stunt. This, on the other hand, smells like a huge scam.

A couple of Linux distros have been certified as UNIX(tm) before: Inspur's K-UX and Huawei's EulerOS.

That'd be Mehdi Ali.

Elop dug the hole in the first place, with his insane burning platform memo.

Try yelling at the cartels and see how that goes.

Bwahahahaha! You'd also choose the bear in the woods, right?

That's why you must install Tubular.

I love it when Microsoft shoots itself in the foot.

It adds price because Intel forced an artificial market segmentation down everyone's throats.

And plenty of oh-hell-naw features.

Free rein. As in the thing used to control a horse.