Not really a meme but rather a symptom of how the moderation and karma system works. Funny doesn't help karma but Informative/Underrated/etc does. Most moderators know this and moderate accordingly.
Interesting. Whenever I get to moderate, I always enjoy moderating serious and stupid posts as funny. Or moderating posts I don't agree with as funny. Nothing disarms an argument as efficiently as labeling it (Score 5: Funny).
Hmm, I wonder why it's been so long since I've had moderator points.
How do I always find these freaking posts?! Sheesh. I think my last reply was to another one of these. On-topic though: In Soviet Russia, meme chooses you!
(And how come there isn't a 3-digit response before mine? Slackers!)
No, RAID 0 has redundancy, but the other way round: If some of the disks non-fail, that non-failure can still be worked around by another disk failing. Indeed, it has very high reverse redundancy: Even if all but 1 disks non-fail, the one failure still ensures complete failure of the array. The more disks you use, the better you are protected against non-failure.
The Simpsons doesn't number their episodes that way, but through the purposefully eclectic method of having an delightfully eclectic sequence of letters and numbers for the (production) season (starting at 7G (the sector of the nuclear power plant that Homer works in) and going from 7F and looping around to 5F where it then went to AAF, which then went to BAF CAF and so on) and then two digits for the number of that season. Also, the forty-second episode was Treehouse of Horror II (8F02), which Comic Book did not appear in. In fact, Comic Book Guy only first appeared one time before that, in Three Men and a Comic Book (7F21). Comic Book Guy was an asshole back then, but his particular sort of obsessive geekishness is a characterization which would come later after the show started to suck. With that in mind it is an amusing coincidence that it was with The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (4F12) that the writers started to develop that side of him.
Of course I acknowledge that your use of the Douglas Adamsian number 42 suggests that you were merely pulling a number out of your ass for dramatic effect, but the comedy is quite lost when you treat the canon of Simpsons episodes with such disrespect.
You must be new here. The best option would obviously be a beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans eating some hot grits, you insensitive clod! I know it's true, because netcraft confirmed it while I was trying to move a 30 MB file from one folder to another on my Mac...
You must be new here. The best option would obviously be a beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans eating some hot grits, you insensitive clod! I know it's true, because netcraft confirmed it while I was trying to move a 30 MB file from one folder to another on my Mac...
You fail it! Natalie Portman should be naked and covered with hot grits first! Then she can eat them. Though I do have to admit, a Beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans would be quite attractive.
> You must be new here. The best option would obviously be a beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans eating some hot grits, you insensitive clod! I know it's true, because netcraft confirmed it while I was trying to move a 30 MB file from one folder to another on my Mac...
Speaking of which, though, wouldn't it be high time for a new "what OS are you using" poll? The last one [slashdot.org] was five years ago, already. It would be very interesting to see in which direction things have changed since then.
Now everyone is using Macs at home, will claim they are running Linux for the geek cred (many will believe that Mac OS X uses the Linux kernel), and all of them will blame the fact that their user agent says IE 6/Windows XP on the fact that they are using their work machine to post.
I don't know. Moderation abuse might be number 1. Interesting that so many of the *REAL* memes are negative--but weren't included on the poll.
Anyway, the problems could be fixed, but don't hold your breath.
For "missing options" they could use dynamic polls where people can add additional options.
For moderation abuse, I think they should eliminate anonymous negative mods. If you want to say something bad about someone, you should put your name on it. Also, they could reduce the abuse by giving out more mod points, but I think the main fix would be listening to the complaints about unfair mods in the context of knowing who made them.
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors.. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt.45 and a.38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
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And where's "...a Beowulf cluster of those"? "Netcraft confirms it"? The short-lived "-- in Japan!"? Bruce Perens posting contradictory comment after comment and raking in +5 for every one?
I don't think the Ogg Vorbis thing is even a meme, just genuinely delusional fanboys.
Beauty. That reminds me of the Helsinki flight crew that got diverted because of a large storm. They had no where else to turn so they ended up staying with an onion farmer and his wife on their farm. The wife, although generally a kindly woman, was sad because their dog had ran away. Well, actually, the dog hadn't run away so much as he had been dognapped by the evil Dr. Janus [slashdot.org]. Luckily, Dr. Janus didn't want the dog for anything nefarious, so much as she started feeling lonely around the lab. And the henchmen were still afraid of her. Bruno in particular had begun having second thoughts about his life as a thug. He had started down the path of academia, but found thuggery to be basically the same, albeit more intellectually honest. His adviser, Professor Strauss, had noticed the violent streak in Bruno early on, but had simply tried to waltz around it. His own research was already suffering too much to let him worry too much about any one grad student. He had spent a number of years trying to pierce the veil of the underlying structure of the atom. Only now was he seeing just how hard that could be. Dieter, his other grad student, watched the experiments far closer than a student likely should have. He became engrossed in the research, hoping to make a breakthrough so he could afford to save the family farm. His mom was in serious finincial troubles after his father's death. She was a literal minded, salt of the Earth woman, and not understanding "bought the farm" to be a figure of speech, had stopped making the mortgage payment. This left Edward in an awkward position. He was the loan officer for the bank in question, and though he knew he should foreclose, he felt a yearning to be with the Widow Huckabee. The kind he hadn't felt since his own wife had passed all those years earlier. She had been a young woman at the time, full of gusto, and really wanting to fly. She had joined a flight crew out of Helsinki, but disappeared after a storm...
Did/. come up with the Overlords before the Simpsons did? I remember Kent Brockman saying it (possibly when Homer went into space) and always thought it came from there. I want anwsers!!!!!
why are "grits" and "Natalie Portman" separate choices? You can't have grits without Natalie, and you can't have Natalie without grits.
Because, young padawan, those are actually two separate memes that have been commingled by you young'uns: "Hot grit down your pants" and "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified".
Clearly this post is informative, and yet to mod anything up in this meme-fest seems entirely counterproductive.
mmmm....excuse me while I go contemplate Natalie Portman, naked and petrified... (I kid, of course...I'm old enough that nobody could ever displace Carrie Fisher restrained in chains while wearing a metal bikini)
Ah, yes. With a uid 50000 above yours I am clearly one of the latecomers to this site, there's actually no record of me being here before 1999:P
And to take this completely off-topic (is there a topic to this thread?): Obi-wan wasn't nearly as old as Yoda, and he still got to call Anakin "young padawan", so I think I'm in good company - present company excluded, of course;)
Now I've wasted even more time here on/., and it's all your fault, oldtimer!;)
The best meme in the Slashdot community IS the/. community itself; the idea that a bunch of random people all over the world can get together, exchange, and debate ideas that are relevant to the community and its members.
You people are among the smartest people I have ever met. Sure, some of us are brilliant and some of us are ignorant, but most of us are somewhere in-between, and we're all here to learn something. That's what makes us nerds, after all.
The meme is collaborative filtering and sharing of ideas and the evolution of a real virtual community.
If there weren't a Slashdot, we'd have to create one. But here we are.
The best meme in the Slashdot community IS the/. community itself; the idea that a bunch of random people all over the world can get together, exchange, and debate ideas that are relevant to the community and its members.
You know, that's an excellent idea! Someone ought to implement that... oh wait...
You people are among the smartest people I have ever met.
You're just seeing the advantages of collaborative moderation. The people you meet elsewhere would seem smarter, too, if real life let you filter out the Score:-1 idiots and Score:1 masses.
...if real life let you filter out the Score:-1 idiots and Score:1 masses.
I work at a movie theater, and I'm fine with the Score: 1 masses. They pay my salary without being actively irritating. I dream of "filtering" out the Score: -1 idiots though. And when I say "filtering," I mean "with a sledgehammer." We have one in the back room. I don't know why.
by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Monday October 01, 2007 @01:29PM (#20812657)
I can't believe people are discussing memes when we had 9-11, the Tsunami and Katrina over the last ten years. The people killed in those events and their families could give a damn over a bunch of memes.
You're damn right! With 9/11 solved, it's time for the War on Weather, teach that mother nature a thing or two. Memes are just slang for brainwashing anyway.
I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Mac fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Mac (a 8600/300 w/64 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Mac, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.
In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even BBEdit Lite is straining to keep up as I type this.
I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Macs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Mac that has run faster than its Wintel counterpart, despite the Macs' faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 300 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Macintosh is a superior machine.
Mac addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Mac over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.
One of the most repeated and most parodied memes on the Apple side of things, it always brings a tear to my eye to see another newbie get trolled mercilessly by this classic.
All options are well explained here [wikipedia.org] (except for First Post, which should be obvious, and ogg [google.com], which is the musical equivalent to "But does it run Linux?"*) so I won't go into detail here, except to say that I miss the old days when many staffers--Taco, Rob, etc., not just CN--were featured in the final poll option.
Also interesting to note that First Posts helped bring about moderation, and Mr. Goatse is part of the reason why you see URLs in [square brackets] after a link.
* which is surprisingly missing from the list. Wait... missing poll options--no, not surprising at all.:-)
by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Monday October 01, 2007 @06:18PM (#20816853)
>Is there a more refreshing beverage??! I realize/. is a US centric site, but please believe me when I say there are better beverages out there than American beer.
Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
2) ???
3) Profit!
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Informative)
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Get off my lawn you damn kids;
Insensitive Clod!
Soviet Russia
Pours you into grit-filled pants
Cowboy Neil gets polled
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Insightful)
Not really a meme but rather a symptom of how the moderation and karma system works. Funny doesn't help karma but Informative/Underrated/etc does. Most moderators know this and moderate accordingly.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Insightful)
Hmm, I wonder why it's been so long since I've had moderator points.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
And imagine a Beowulf cluster of them!
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Interesting)
Listen, buster:
We got mo' rhymes
Than arrows on Custer
Your beard's a crime
So improve your luster:
Burma Shave
frist psot (Score:4, Insightful)
mod me insightful for no good reason!
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Funny)
This looks like a really good thread (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This looks like a really good thread (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Funny)
(And how come there isn't a 3-digit response before mine? Slackers!)
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
In Soviet Russia Missing Option takes away YOU!
- - this post brought to you by Western Digital because Seagate ate my RAID1.
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
apologies for injecting sensibility into this thread. we now return to your regularly scheduled memes.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Of course I acknowledge that your use of the Douglas Adamsian number 42 suggests that you were merely pulling a number out of your ass for dramatic effect, but the comedy is quite lost when you treat the canon of Simpsons episodes with such disrespect.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Insightful)
(And, sometimes, that's comforting.)
Re:Prime UIDs? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
You mean something like this?
1. Leave out missing option
2. ???
3. Profit!
Re:I don't understand (Score:4, Funny)
-a poem by Alfred J. Tanner
It's not like a car.
It's not like a truck.
It's a series of tubes,
You stupid dumb
Hmmmm... what rhymes with truck?
I'd better go to RhymingDictionary.com and find out.
This post is 100% right-on-topic.
--
Sig-free. Folly.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
You must be new here. The best option would obviously be a beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans eating some hot grits, you insensitive clod! I know it's true, because netcraft confirmed it while I was trying to move a 30 MB file from one folder to another on my Mac...
You fail it! Natalie Portman should be naked and covered with hot grits first! Then she can eat them. Though I do have to admit, a Beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans would be quite attractive.
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Ahem.
BREASTS!
That is all.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Insightful)
New poll (Score:5, Interesting)
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Missing options! (Score:4, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new cute overloads.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
But won't you think of the children?!?!?
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
Mods are on crack (Score:3, Insightful)
Fist post! (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Insightful)
Anyway, the problems could be fixed, but don't hold your breath.
For "missing options" they could use dynamic polls where people can add additional options.
For moderation abuse, I think they should eliminate anonymous negative mods. If you want to say something bad about someone, you should put your name on it. Also, they could reduce the abuse by giving out more mod points, but I think the main fix would be listening to the complaints about unfair mods in the context of knowing who made them.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Funny)
My Vote - The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth (Score:4, Insightful)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
Re:Missing options! (Score:5, Informative)
Slashdot EeziPost (TM) MK III
[ ] Another: [ ] Dupe [ ] Slashvertisment [ ] WTF [ ] $editor is a dork
[ ] Frist psot [ ] link to GNAA [ ] Link to goatse [ ] $random_drivel
[ ] I Haven't RTFA, but... $random_opinionated_comment
[ ] Slashdotted already!. I bet their server runs on $topic_item too
[ ] Soul_sucking registration required
[ ] Mod Parent [ ] up [ ] Down
[ ] Fsck: [ ] SCO [ ] Micro$oft [ ] DMCA [ ] DRM [ ] MPAA [ ] RIAA [ ] Google [ ] Bush [ ] You all
[ ] I for one welcome our new $topic_item overlords
[ ] Imagine a beowulf cluster of those
[ ] In Soviet Russia, $topic_item owns you!
[X] Meh!
[ ] Netcraft confirms $topic_item is: [ ] dead [ ] dying
[ ] But have the inventors thought of what will happen if $random_amateur_insight
[ ] Once again the USA is clamping down on my [ ] Amendment rights.
[ ] You insensitive clod
[ ] But people who download music from P2P networks are more likely to buy the album
[ ] Cue DVD Jon-type crack in 3..2..1
[ ] Torrent, anyone?
[ ] Here's a link to a patch: $random_linux_distro_url
[ ] Profit!!
[ ] Still no cure for cancer
[ ] Coral Cache: XXX.nyud.net:8090
[ ] Microsoft [ ] Google [ ] YaHoo! [ ] SCO is evil
wow (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:wow (Score:4, Funny)
I don't think the Ogg Vorbis thing is even a meme, just genuinely delusional fanboys.
I miss him so... (Score:5, Funny)
He was always waiting there, ready to spice up your day...
>;)
In Soviet Russia, Goatse Man click on YOU!
Re:I miss him so... (Score:5, Funny)
I know I'm weird, but I miss Goatse Man :(
Oh, indeed. His absence is like a giant, gaping void in our lives.
Memes? In MY Slashdot? (Score:5, Funny)
...pff (Score:5, Funny)
Mission Option (Score:5, Funny)
In Soviet Russia (Score:5, Funny)
SLASHDOT EFFECT (Score:5, Insightful)
First post (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:First post (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry to see that "All your base" is not an option...
I'm sorry to see "Goatse", it belongs as an option, but I'm simply very sorry to have seen goatse.
But you can bet... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:First post (Score:5, Funny)
*Robotic* overlords? (Score:5, Funny)
Simpsons? (Score:5, Interesting)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:oog (Score:5, Informative)
Because, young padawan, those are actually two separate memes that have been commingled by you young'uns: "Hot grit down your pants" and "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified".
Use Wikipedia [wikipedia.org], grasshopper.
And get off my lawn, goddamnit!
Moderators nightmare (Score:3)
mmmm....excuse me while I go contemplate Natalie Portman, naked and petrified... (I kid, of course...I'm old enough that nobody could ever displace Carrie Fisher restrained in chains while wearing a metal bikini)
Re:Moderators nightmare (Score:5, Informative)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, definitely.
Re:oog (Score:4, Funny)
Re:oog (Score:4, Funny)
Re:oog (Score:5, Funny)
Re:oog (Score:4, Funny)
DG
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
And to take this completely off-topic (is there a topic to this thread?): Obi-wan wasn't nearly as old as Yoda, and he still got to call Anakin "young padawan", so I think I'm in good company - present company excluded, of course
Now I've wasted even more time here on
Community (Score:5, Insightful)
The best meme in the Slashdot community IS the /. community itself; the idea that a bunch of random people all over the world can get together, exchange, and debate ideas that are relevant to the community and its members.
You people are among the smartest people I have ever met. Sure, some of us are brilliant and some of us are ignorant, but most of us are somewhere in-between, and we're all here to learn something. That's what makes us nerds, after all.
The meme is collaborative filtering and sharing of ideas and the evolution of a real virtual community.
If there weren't a Slashdot, we'd have to create one. But here we are.
Re:Community (Score:4, Funny)
The best meme in the Slashdot community IS the /. community itself; the idea that a bunch of random people all over the world can get together, exchange, and debate ideas that are relevant to the community and its members.
You know, that's an excellent idea! Someone ought to implement that... oh wait...
Re:Community (Score:5, Interesting)
You're just seeing the advantages of collaborative moderation. The people you meet elsewhere would seem smarter, too, if real life let you filter out the Score:-1 idiots and Score:1 masses.
Re:Community (Score:5, Funny)
I work at a movie theater, and I'm fine with the Score: 1 masses. They pay my salary without being actively irritating. I dream of "filtering" out the Score: -1 idiots though. And when I say "filtering," I mean "with a sledgehammer." We have one in the back room. I don't know why.
Memes? (Score:3, Funny)
MY GOD, PEOPLE! GET SOME PRIORITIES!!
Re:Memes? (Score:5, Funny)
FOR CHRISTS SAKE PEOPLE! HITLER USED MEMES!!
I forgot (Score:4, Funny)
Missing Option (Score:5, Funny)
Everybody missed the best one...... (Score:5, Insightful)
All your base are belong to us (Score:5, Funny)
Re:mod parent up Re:All your base are belong to u (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
From the best of apple.slashdot.org (Score:5, Funny)
One of the most repeated and most parodied memes on the Apple side of things, it always brings a tear to my eye to see another newbie get trolled mercilessly by this classic.
Re:From the best of apple.slashdot.org (Score:5, Funny)
Oh shit. What am I doing with my life?!?
Natalie Hershlag (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't last long, but I liked it... (Score:5, Funny)
Missing option: explaning poll options! (Score:5, Informative)
Also interesting to note that First Posts helped bring about moderation, and Mr. Goatse is part of the reason why you see URLs in [square brackets] after a link.
* which is surprisingly missing from the list. Wait... missing poll options--no, not surprising at all.
Dupe (Score:5, Funny)
Pinkdot! And ponies! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The real answer's right in front of you... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Frosty Piss!!!!! (Score:4, Funny)
I realize
Re:Steven King dead at 55 (Score:5, Funny)