Thank you, Evolutionary Biology.
Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-OH, 10th district) has submitted a resolution to impeach VP Dick Cheney (HR 333) on charges of "high crimes and misdemeanors". The charges were submitted on 24 April 2007. Congressman Kucinich has posted his supporting documents online, including a brief summary of the impeachment procedure.
If all else fails, lower your standards.