CmdrTaco from the whole-lotta-hype dept.
xsspd2004 writes "Despite a huge amount of hype, the Monday after Thanksgiving is historically only the 12th-biggest online shopping day of the year. Do a Google search on "Cyber Monday," and you get as many as 779,000 results. Not a bad haul for a term that was created just a week and a half ago."
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and
make it better.