WAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE....

definitely not the wife...

Michael Dell didn't say anything about your mom being in the box...

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...

where do I get these "friends" you speak of?

so this is what Iran has been up to... now it all makes sense.

as a former lotus notes user... no thanks, i'll keep gmail.

you can improve all you want, but I'll take occassional outages from google if it means being able to easily figure out the interface when it is up.

IBM might claim 100% uptime but if I have to spend 150% more time figuring out their wacked out interface and shite product, i'd rather take my chances with google.

i have a "shit on shingle" web service for you to try, it is closer to a web service than a service, but its cheaper than Google's equivalent product and has a 98.9% positive discovery rate for any type of shit on any type of shingle... $30/month/user... interested?

if nbc will be run anything like comcasts cable modem division, I assume I will get to watch about 10 minutes of jay lenos new show, then nbc will "go down", at which point I will call into nbc, ask them what the problem is, have them tell me they can see my tv just fine so the problem must be on my end. I'll restart my cable box, but no change. After another 20 minutes on the phone they will tell me more people in my area have reported an issue and that a technician is on the way to the main nbc studio. 45 minutes later nbc will start broadcasting again and the show will be over.

>>Why not put that money into a decent wardrobe and haircut, and you know, actually socialize and get a girlfriend or boyfriend?

umm, so to be clear... will this girlfriend or boyfriend help me find more porn??