Aqua Teen Art 'Terrorist' Describes His Ordeal 212
destinyland writes "Boston police arrested artist 'Zebbler' for installing L.E.D. devices that promoted Aqua Teen Hunger Force (after police mistook them for bombs). He's finally shared the real behind-the-scenes story about his arrest and release. He describes his interrogation ('My interrogator gave me nothing but carrots to eat') and remembers a surreal exchange with a police officer. ('My daughter is a huge fan of you ... So, did you really mean to blow up Boston?') Now his latest project is a cool high-definition/surround sound installation for an event called RIP.MIX.BURN.BAM.PFA."
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Perhaps I should cover my sarcasm in lights in the shape of ATHF characters.
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The cleaning staff for the computer/engineering building saw some creepy guy going through the building at 5:30am, way earlier than people normally show up in the morning. They didn't really think anything of it, until they got to the third floor.
On the third floor, displayed in the window of one of the offices, was a timer. And it was counting. Up.
Wires could be seen coming off of it, but nobody could tell where they went.
Campus security was called, the police were called, bomb-sniffing dogs were called in, the building was shut down.
It turned out (of course) to be just a diagnostic display. The "wires" leading away from the device went up to a curtain rod. They were holding it up.
The funny thing was, it had been there for weeks. The cleaning crew must have seen it, but they didn't remember it being there. And why was it counting UP and not DOWN? We've all seen 24, we know which way timers are supposed to go.
But in an outbreak of common sense, nobody was charged with a "hoax", nobody was arrested, and nobody is in jail. The cleaning crew made a mistake (and apologized later!), and that was the end of that.
And thank goodness, because that creepy guy was ME!
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But reporting the device really shouldn't automatically trigger anything beyond a short investigation,unless there are explosives found, or further evidence that it was intended to be dangerous.
Just because in the case of the article, people from Boston are that ignorant overall and are try
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On the third floor, displayed in the window of one of the offices, was a timer. And it was counting. Up.
For future reference, timers that count up are commonly referred to as "clocks".
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And I'm sure you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling janitors!
Rooby-rooby-rooooo!
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"There is no escape" "Yeah!" "OH SHIT! It's going backwards!"
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Uncle Sam wants you! (Score:5, Insightful)
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I'm sorry, but this thread is going completely wrong. Everybody knows terrorists put a countdown clock on a bomb. In order to disable it you have to cut any of the colored wires at T minus 1 second.
Now do you still trust him to protect and serve in Boston? Duh!
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Contrast this with the TV promo I saw a few years back, on Detroit's Fox affiliate, which announced that the Detroit Police Department was hiring, and a high school diploma was (I kid you not) a plus.
Who protects us from these people?
- RG>
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This means that the terrorists have already won in their "war"... or at least they have succeeded in their plans. The objective of terrorism is not to kill millions of people, I am sure the terrorists (whomever they were, domestics or internationals) who crashed the planes did not imagined that the towers would collapse!
But now, they do not have to do anything, at lea
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Hey, don't kid yourself now. If a group of terrorists were somehow able to kill millions of people, you can bet they would be dancing in the streets.
Of course, since a lot of fundamentalist groups consider dancing to be verboten, those terrorists would probably be killed by another group of terrorists...
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A story worthy of Franz Kafka. (Score:5, Insightful)
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On the other hand, how do we know his account is true, and not a fictional work of surrealistic art? If it's truly Kafkaesque, there's at least the possibility it's fiction.
What are the police really like? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Now, realize that this is a TV show and that they're putting the best possible spin on the way the cops behave. Watch the tactics they use. Realize that these are fictional tactics, spun in the best way possible.
It's really quite scary. Americans EXPECT their police to act that way! They glorify it in their media!
Another fun, more recent example was some video I saw of a bunch of Boston pol
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You mean to prevent stuff like the riots in Detroit when the Pistons won the champi
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I used to have a lot of respect for the police. Then I actually had to try to reason with one. Now, I share that exact same assessment.
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If memory serves, it was something like two weeks if they suspect you of terrorism, two weeks is a very long time, I wouldn't be surprised that in two weeks the police can make you sign whatever they like..
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It used to be that in England they'd keep you for seven long days; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores, though, because it's been extended to 28 days. Apparently they can't always extract a confession in this time, though, becaus
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The law was changed; they can hold you pretty much incommunicado for 28 days, and yesm they are trying to extend that (despite admitteding outright that there's no actual justification for doing so).
My mother's a magistrate. She's confirmed a few of my prejudices about them
Re:What are the police really like? (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm a police officer in Florida. There are several principles I follow which have resulted in my getting only two complaints against me in the past two years.
1. I'm a peace officer, not a law enforcement officer. My goal is the peaceful resolution of conflict, using the law to do so.
2. You cannot insult me. I take offense at nothing while on the job.
3. I will never threaten to arrest someone: I will only warn them that they can be arrested for their actions and will give them several options for peacefully resolving the issue.
4. I will always explain my reasons behind my actions to anyone who asks, so long as safety permits.
5. I will never blindly follow the rules.
6. When in doubt, ask myself if I could talk with my family about what I was about to do to someone without feeling ashamed.
The military mindset is POISON to the civilian police service. If I could do only one thing to improve police relations with the community and performance levels, I would eliminate everything remotely resembling the military. No sergeants, no lieutenants, no military-looking uniforms. Cops should look, think, and act like the civilians they are.
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FOUR(!) fit-for-service officers needed to use a Taser against one unruly individual? Were they afraid of getting their facial make-up smeared in an actual physical confrontation?
The RCMP *must* apologize (and compensate) for this sad event or risk losing worldwide respect.
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The rest of the bullshit is simply paper-work and politics to cover the fact that "dob in a terrorist" schemes do nothing except scare the shit out the general population, granted there ma
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From 50yrs of life experience I know that cops make all sorts of threats but the actions you describe are not a routine occurence [google.com.au] here in Australia. If you want to to be treated with respect then be as polite and firm with
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(From another Aussie)
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And for those in the U.S.... You should know what your rights are [flexyourrights.org]...
Nephilium
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For many interrogations they do record in the US, but not for anything that falls under the broad blanket of "terrorism".
If you are suspected of being a terrorist in the US, then they (likely) won't interrogate you in the US
(i.e. http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?ItemID=7292 [zmag.org]).
They will send you elsewhere thus avoiding scrutiny. In these cases they do not allow video taping (certainly not for the suspects protection). In Abu Ghraib http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_prisoner_abuse [wikipedia.org] the army specifically ordered all pictures and videos to be turned in, never to be seen again (this was after the initial torture pi
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Yes, please- someone tell me who I call when the police do this?
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Yes, please- someone tell me who I call when the police do this?
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I know, they released them back onto the street where they can continue to buy my personal information, jam my telephone, clog my mailbox, and harass me with dancing aliens to try to sell me life insurance/mortgages/penis pills I don't want. A pity.
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Perspective (Score:2)
He's an artist and a VJ who was doing an advertising gig.
And I have exactly the sympathy for him that I'd give a prostitute who caught AIDS in 2005 from having unprotected anal sex.
(Day job = university PFY admin)
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I'm not going to shed a tear for an advertiser.
The same thing would happen to anyone. The problem is not what they did, it's a paranoid interpretation of what they did that's the problem. A guerilla beautification squad installing boxes of flowers would have been arrested and vilified too.
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On the flip side, the guy comes out after his "interrogation" and was so traumatized and in shock by it, that he does an improv on "hairstyles". I wonder how Orson Welles would've faired...
(and ditto the above posters... what's up with the MIT chick? That was far more dangerous)
If it's not an American flag... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Can you say "guncotton" children?
For added challenge, find red and blue dyes that act as ignition catalysts when wetted and mixed.
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Good to see.. (Score:5, Interesting)
Anyway, that was a bit of a rant but my point is, I liked the way this guy handled the media way back (because the media, frankly, deserves that...I appreciate what they do, but every now and then they need to be reminded that they aren't the ones in control but the ones who document and their emotional manipulation and constant spinning deserves to be checked). But on this interview two quotes in particular made me realize he is separate:
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Conspicuous Hustle (Score:2, Insightful)
Conspicuous Hustle - A trick one of my former Chief Engineers used to make it look like he was doing something when the so called problem / issue was a no brainer. He'd make it look like a big deal, set up a "Tiger Team", expended lots of resources, got more budget, manpower, lots of visability, etc. and became the "Hero that saved the project". This was when I worked f
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Well, how else would he maintain his reputation as a miracle worker? I assume he also multiplied his estimates to fix the problem by four.
I'll wade into the lion's mouth (Score:4, Interesting)
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So, if I were to go into business with a fleet of ice cream vans, and one fine summer's day my vans are driving around Boston giving away promotional ice cream and drawing quite a crowd, you would say the police ought to close down the roads, bring the whole city to a standstill, and arrest me on charges of perpetrating a bomb hoax, because my vans might be bombs?
Wrong sort of attention. (Score:3, Insightful)
The former is a perfectly evil way to draw a crowd which does not anticipate danger and hurt them. The latter is a really, really stupid tactic. Even if, for some reason, they were convinced that it would work as a means of reverse psychology, it obviously doesn't. I should also mention that the size and placement of the "devices" guaranteed that they would be useless as weapons. They w
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He also has a reputation in Boston -- and increasingly around the world -- as a popular VJ, video artist, performance artist and painter. Sentenced to 80 hours community service for his crime, he made the most of it, painting a delightfully trippy mural for Spaulding (physical) Rehabilitation Center. He was also recently voted the #12 VJ in the world by London-based DJ Magazine and was named Boston's Best Artist by Improper Bostonian Magazine. Zebbler also recently appeared in Berkeley, Caliifornia where his surround sound HD projection set was part of the opening reception for RIP.MIX.BURN.BAM.PFA at the Pacific Film Archives -- an exhibit that "celebrates the cultural and artistic practice of remix."
I also have a reputation in my home town - and increasingly around the world - as a popular commenter, flame artist and commiter, and recently visited another town to participate in a cultural and artistic celebration of trolling, where my computer was used in the opening reception. Furthermore, I was recently voted #11 train spotter, and was elected best train spotter by my local newspaper, and won 5 pounds of meat, which I donated to the community. If that didn't sufficiently impress you, my toenails are
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If you get into a time machine and get back to the dark ages and you put an image of a dragon in the middle of a mediaeval city you can laugh as you watch the crowd getting crazy and paranoid... until they catch and burn you as a witch (and if you don't look like one, they will make you look like a witch, probably by comparing your weight with that of a duck).
Now, fast forward to 2007. Modern enlightened age you think? Think again... If you install some electronic stuff in a modern US city, you can laugh as you watch the crowd getting crazy and paranoid... until they catch you. What happens next depends very much on how white your skin is, whether you have a beard, and whether your name sounds Muslim. An English name combined with white skin and no facial hair will result in you getting your freedom after some interrogation in a police station, but if you have the "wrong" demographic characteristics then you will end up in a nasty camp in Cuba (By the way I find it interesting how they chose to set up Guantanamo on the same island as a communist dictatorship).
The same can happen if you get into an airport with an electronic nametag on your chest.
Or, perhaps if you walk to enter a train with your iPod wires visible from your pocket.
Welcome to a society where everything that deviates from what is considered normal is equated with terrorism. Very soon every kind of behaviour, from what you see on your computer screen (Treacherous Computing will help with this) to what clothes you wear will be controlled by formal bureaucracies by force of violence if you don't comply. Not really because your behaviour will constitute a real threat, but only because your behaviour is inconsistent with that of a slave.
When (or if) this terrorism fear paranoia passes, future historians will discuss our post-911 age with great interest and will consider it as a prime example of how civilisations can sabotage themselves and self-destruct forgetting hundreds of years of societal and civil evolution.
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Only in some cities. Remember, Boston was the only city to react that way to the Mooninites.
Hell, the Pittsburgh bomb squad is pretty damn calm about bombs. "Oh, that's suspicious. Right. Let's direct people away from there and get it investigated and if we need to we can send in the robot."
Most of the time I don't even know they've been somewhe
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Then maybe it is time you did some thinking.
The legitimate advertiser calls the Boston transit authority and inquires about costs, liability, restrictions on the placement and mounting of devices, and so on.
He knows that promotional stunts have gone sour before.
The terrorist by definition doesn't play by the rule
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people who watch a lot of fox news think everyone knows knows what's up with fox news and will yell along with oreilly
people who watch a lot of letterman can't understand how new yorkers can't recognize rupert ji isn't a deranged waiter
none of these assumptions are remotely universal
misunderstandings are bound to happen
one big one did
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Either the Boston police are totally incompetent, or the police in all the other cities where these things showed up are totally incompetent (depending on whether there really is a threat or not). My bet is on the former.
And Somewhere John Adams is weeping for Boston (Score:4, Insightful)
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Oh, come now. Ordeal? (Score:5, Interesting)
The cops may well have believed it was all a misunderstanding, but their job is to gather evidence of any possible crime. After you've been Mirandized, it's a game in which they try to get as much information out of you as possible without overstepping their constitutional limitations. If they act hostile towards you, it doesn't mean they are actually hostile, any more than a friendly act means you can trust them.
Good cop or bad cop, it doesn't matter, once they've brought you in for something they're going to try to get you to give them evidence of a crime, or if they have solid evidence of a small crime, to get you to give them evidence of a bigger crime. In this case, by the time these guys were being interrogated the cops knew the devices weren't bombs. The cops were trying to get the guy to say something like this, "We weren't planting bombs! We just thought if we could close the subways down we'd get a lot of free publicity for our movie!" Bingo, they've just promoted a case of advertising without the proper permits into the intentional creation of a public nuisance. Armed with this, they throw the small fry back in order to get the genius behind the stunt, which is good police work. The corollary of this is that when there is no larger crime, the small fry endure some tough and threatening sounding talk.
While normally I think cops should be polite and deferential to citizens, this one process is inherently ugly and manipulative, which is why you want a lawyer present in a police interrogation, even if your conscience is clear. You don't want to admit to a crime greater than the cops have evidence for, just because they are threatening to pin an even larger crime on you. Without a lawyer present, the system is inherently unfair and dangerous to the innocent.
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"My daughter is a fan of yours... were you trying to blow up Boston" is just silly. You have to realize, innocent or not, that once the authorities get into their heads that you are guilty, they are going to try every asinine, stupid, and ridiculous theory and game they can come up with to box you into a "guilty" position.
Once they've decided that you are a "bad guy", they generally don't apply logic or common sense except in pursuit of proving you to be a "bad guy". That's what the rules are for.
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http://bampfa.berkeley.edu/digitalart/ripmixburn [berkeley.edu]
I go to the PFA fairly often, but I regrettably still haven't been to the BAM, even after four years.
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I am also curious about the MIT girl. The broadcast media hugely exaggerated the story from the beginning then slowly throughout the day they backpeddelled their original descriptions of how it went down. I can only assume the lack of follow-up is because they don't want to have to say, "Well, we originally said she had a circuit board with wires and putty on it, but in fact it was just some flashing leds and wires."
Seth
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I am also curious about the MIT girl.
Star Simpson got a good lawyer and has chosen a trial without a jury scheduled for December 3rd. The charges against her sound like the same ones against the ATHF guys - something like intentional use of a hoax device.
I believe her lawyer was wise to pick a bench trial as the local press continues to hype the event, constantly referring to her as a prankster [bostonherald.com] and dressing like a suicide bomber [bostonherald.com] and the average joe on the street sure seems to think she should burn at the stake.
My understanding is that the st
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I doubt that a bomb squad was involved for more than a couple of minutes and it is l
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You don't remember? The bomb squad actually detonated a charge over one of the devices.
One wise slashdotter pointed out that all of his electronic devices in conspicuous public places had a tag on it describing what the device was and who to contact for questions. In the future, that's pretty much the only way to avoid this kind of bullcrap because my intuition tells
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If you read the timeline [bpdnews.com] of that day you'll see that the police did determine pretty quickly that is wasn't a bomb. The main issue during the day was that the streets had to be be closed so investigators could safely access the devices - even if the authorities didn't think it was a bomb, the street would still have to be closed to workers could safely remove them. There was also the issue that a real pipe bomb turned up at New England Medical Center during that ordeal.
As I wrote before [slashdot.org], the biggest mistake those guys made was hanging the devices off of public property - even before 9/11, doing something like that is just guaranteed to get the bomb squad out there (and contrary to popular opinion, the device that was first called in to the police had only been there for less than 24 hours). Some of the other devices on storefronts though had been there longer.
IMHO the police reaction in this one instance was reasonable - up to the arrest & prosecution part. There were no mass evacuations, no arrests of Middle-eastern people for being Middle-Eastern. They closed the roads, investigated the devices, and reopened the roads. The arrests and press releases after that though were clearly CYA.
On the other hand, the arrest of Star Simpson was a fucking travesty, and my alma mater's response to the incident [mit.edu] ("reckless"? WTF? Is wearing a blinking tie to the airport also reckless?) has ended my participation in their alumni fundraising activities.
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Funny. No one had to close the streets to PLACE the devices...
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Funny. No one had to close the streets to PLACE the devices...
Because he wasn't doing it safely. You want to hang off the side of a highway and get yourself or someone else killed hanging an electric sign for an advertiser, go ahead. But if the city or state agency sends an employee to do that without the proper safety precautions [state.ma.us] and that worker (or an innocent bystander) gets killed, that agency will be held [osha.gov] accountable [ntsb.gov].
And unfortunately, accidents do happen. [boston.com]
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Actually, from what I heard, he used a stick to lift the devices into position. Therefore, a stick with a hook on the end could be used to pull the devices down, after, perhaps closing the traffic lane under it for 30 seconds. No need to "close the street" for the day.
Even if a 'cherry picker' truck was needed to 'safely' get the worker up the 10 feet or so, that also only requires the closing on a
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Therefore, a stick with a hook on the end could be used to pull the devices down, after, perhaps closing the traffic lane under it for 30 seconds
That assumes that you know what it is, and you know how it's attached. Even if you proceed with the assumption that it's not a bomb, there are other issues that a worker needs to be aware of - for example, is it powered using AC power ( a shock hazzard)? How is it attached to the structure? Is there any identifying information on it that authorizes its placement? Are there any "surprises" like bottles of urine or bags of feces behind it? (you may think that last one was contrived, but I've seen it first
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Bomb squads don't dismantle suspected bombs in 5 minutes because they are afraid of booby traps, or terrorists setting them off by radio when they arrive, or just setting off the bomb accidentally.
Depends on the definition of "suspected bomb" -- there were plenty of pictures and live footage [bradleysalmanac.com] in the press of a cop holding up one of the "suspected bombs" from nearly the very start of that day.
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I can understand caution but not mean spirited incompetence. It should have been apparent from the devices size and placement that they were not a real threat. I can understand caution and further tests to make sure because we should not assume terrorists are competent. What I can't understand is bile like yours and vilification of the artists. They were not terrorists and should not be treated that way. "Terror suspect" is just another phrase for "you have no rights" and that is a larger issue than to
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