Spam-maker Hormel Spends to Reclaim Name 201
An anonymous reader writes "Hormel, the company behind Spam (the meat product, not the unsolicited email), is launching an advertising campaign in Europe in an attempt to remind people it has been around a lot longer than offers of generic Viagra and fake Rolex watches. The BBC claims it will cost Hormel £2m."
Spamtastic (Score:4, Funny)
Heh. (Score:5, Funny)
Ads for Spam... go figure.
Re:Heh. (Score:5, Funny)
Well... have they tried email marketing? (Score:2)
Great results GUARANTEED!!!!!
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No... wait... wrong ad...
Brings new meaning to (Score:2, Funny)
Advertising campaign? (Score:5, Funny)
Thought this might make it to /. (Score:4, Informative)
As an aside, is /. being /.ed today? It sounds silly put like that, but the page loading times seem to be up quite a bit and my attempt to submit this first time got a 503.
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:1)
Yum.
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:2)
Lots of technically edible things are "vastly improved" by subjecting them to heat, fat, etc. Rats, for example, are vastly improved if you BBQ them. At least I assume they are... if you are going to spend time perfecting SPAM cooking techniques, you might as well spend a bit of time figuring out how to cook rats too.
Personally, I prefer to hit the meat counter at Safeway and bring home a nice thick NY strip. They
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:2)
The proper geekish solution to #1 is the wonderful technology of the fridge and the freezer. #2 doesn't really make me want to choose SPAM over a can of soup, dry pasta and jar of sauce, or other non-noxious food products. #3 seems to assume that not being able to make healthy choices in convenient foods is somehow tied to being a "geek", geek itself generally implying intelligence and technica
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:2)
Yeah, but can it provide me with other kinds of "meat" ?!
The enlarged, grow-able variety to be precise.
Unpleasant mental images (Score:4, Funny)
Please hand in your geek badge (Score:2, Informative)
my recipie (Score:5, Funny)
Makes a great sandwich -- just don't eat the middle.
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:4, Interesting)
Shred it, along with cheddar cheese and mix with relish and mayo and/or Miriacle Whip, and you've got Spam Salad, which is good for sandwiches. Grocery store delis frequently sell "Ham sandwich spread", which is similar.
Bake it with a glaze made of apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, cinnamon and clove, and you have Baked Spam, which my parents make occasionally. I've co-opted the glaze for ham steaks, but since realized that the Spam has a better texture.
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:2)
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:2)
Advertising eh? (Score:5, Funny)
That is all.
Re:Advertising eh? (Score:2)
I doubt you can find it anywhere outside of the UK.
Re:Advertising eh? (Score:2)
will they use SPAM? (Score:1, Redundant)
To spam, or not to spam. (Score:1, Redundant)
Hormel, the company behind Spam (the meat product, not the unsolicited email), is launching an advertising campaign in Europe...
I can see the marketing discussion now:
Marketer 1: "We need to get the word out about Hormel."
Marketer 2: "Hey, I know! Why don't we email millions of people and remind them about our product!"
Marketer 1: "Great idea! I've got some email addresses right here on this CD..."
Re: Don't need no spam. Period. (Score:2)
In other news (Score:3, Funny)
News flash (Score:2)
Re:In other news (Score:3, Informative)
The only area on earth where spam is considered a delicacy is in the South Pacific.
Camping (Score:3, Informative)
Bloody Vikings!! (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe they should have a contest to name what animal it came from?
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:3, Interesting)
Mystery-meat jokes belong to hot dogs, not spam.
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:2, Funny)
Everyone knows it comes from the Spamalope.
Although, I much prefer a nice leg of Gyrobeast roasting on a spit, as found at most Mediterranean restaurants...
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:2)
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:2)
For what it's worth, the spices in question are salt and sugar.
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:3, Funny)
Orthography nit-pick. (Score:2, Informative)
Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:5, Interesting)
The folks at Hormel have asked that people spell the name correctly when referring to their meat product - in all capital letters, i.e. SPAM.
See their Legal and Copyright Info page [spam.com].
Re:Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:5, Informative)
See also SPAM and the Internet [spam.com] for their take on UCE.
Hornel's page [spam.com] on their SPAM trademark reads very humorously to the Netizen's eye. I recommend it.
OT: I fancy marketing a delicious processed meat called SLASHDOT.
Re:Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:2)
Junk email is now "spam". We don't care how we capitalize it. Spam is SpAm is SPAM is spam is spaM
Get over it. You waited too long and the definition of the word has changed. Don't waste your money. You've been complaining about this for years and no one has listened. We're not going to listen now.
Stop with the spam already, e
Re:Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:2)
We do not object to use of this slang term to describe UCE, although we do object to the use of the word "spam" as a trademark and to the use of our product image in association with that term. Also, if the term is to be used, it should be used in all lower-case letters to distinguish it from our trademark SPAM, which should be used with all uppercase letters. [spam.com]
Mmmkay?
Re:Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:2)
Re:Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:2)
ick, would probably tase like goatse or tubgirl.
Re:Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:2, Informative)
And the Kleenex people want you to stop calling tissue Kleenex and Xerox wants you to stopping calling photocopies Xeroxes and Slashdots wants the media to stop calling crackers hackers and RMS wants That Operating System called GNU/Linux...
Q: What do these all have in common?
A: Not gonna happen...
Re:Please fix the summary (spam vs SPAM) (Score:2)
spam spam spam (Score:4, Funny)
Re:spam spam spam (Score:5, Informative)
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Just drop the product line! (Score:4, Funny)
Given that even before Spam took on the unwelcome meaning of unsolicited commercial email that it was more a war-time inexpensive way to get protein into the diet, and that even in such dire times it tasted awful, wouldn't it make sense for Hormel to just drop that product line altogether?
I realize some Hawaiians might be upset, some fan websites would be put out, but think of the money they'd make selling rare cans of Spam on eBay.
Re:Just drop the product line! (Score:3, Interesting)
wouldn't it make sense for Hormel to just drop that product line altogether?
It seems that people actualy DO BUY Spam. We see it on the grocery shelves. If consumers didn't buy it, The supermarkets would not stock it, as shelfspace is valuable. So if people didnt buy it, I'd wager that the stores would stop buying it too. In that case, Hormel would have to go through direct marke
Re:Just drop the product line! (Score:2)
Re:Just drop the product line! (Score:3, Insightful)
You sir, have never heard of SOUSE meat.
Re:Just drop the product line! (Score:2)
Upset? They'd go INSANE! They sell so much Spam in Hawaii (6.9 million cans a year) that there's actually competition [vh1.com] in the canned meat trade that Hormel has had to try to counter withSpecial Hawaiian Collector's Edition Spam [ananova.com].
Re:Just drop the product line! (Score:3, Interesting)
People don't realize that tofu is a much better fertilizer - its already pre-digested.
And remember that Old Testiment probverb; If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?!
Fat chance that will happen (pun intended) (Score:2)
"It's a meat!" (Score:5, Insightful)
I wonder if SpamArrest changes their name to spamArrest would Hormel drop their challenge?
It's a tough spot, though, because they've allowed some "dilution" of their name by not having defended it completely. I can't really blame them for wanting to shed the negative image of being associated with UCE, but I don't know what else they can do except give up their 60 year old name (usuall a really, really bad idea.)
Re:"It's a meat!" (Score:3, Insightful)
If the anti-spam companies (espceially the ones with spam in their name) are smart, they'll voulnteer to put a disclaimer or reference to Hormel and SPAM on their websites. Clearly spam is a derivative of SPAM, and eventially Hormel will need to get ugly if the anti-UCE crowd is not active in clarifying that there are two different things called spam, one good and one bad.
On a side note, I don't like SPAM! but.. I for one welcome our new viking overlords.
TM law (Score:2)
Re:TM law (Score:2)
Re:TM law (Score:2)
You mean: the existence of Apple Computers doesn't dilute the trademark of Apple Records...
Re:"It's a meat!" (Score:3, Interesting)
This isn't the first time that a food company has gotten all up-in-arms over the use of one of their trademarks.
In 2001, Pillsbury sent a cease-and-decist order [salon.com] to a numerous number of colleges IT companies detesting their use of the term "bake-off" to mean an event where developers get together to test their latest code and networking protocols.
Talk about silly. At least SPAM is actually a trademark and was never a commonly-used word well before it became "protected" by corporate interests.
Re:"It's a meat!" (Score:2)
Re:"It's a meat!" (Score:2)
This is corporate group-think at it's worst. The two are entirely different, and it would be impossible to confuse them.
The term Spam having a wider use can only HELP them sell more product. It's almost an endearing use of the term.
Here's an idea Hormel (Score:5, Funny)
Put ads out with the reactions of the spammers when they get their spam back, but in the original form. Slogan could be something like "They spammed us, we SPAMMED them".
So will Hormel's next product be SPIM? (Score:2)
Wonder what it'll be made of...
Buy a Rolleks it's cheaper (Score:1)
I got 5 for $24.95 only at the Times Square!
Take your chance, buy now!
well, (Score:3, Funny)
A song would be nice though.
spam bacon spam sausage and spam (Score:1)
Bloody vikings!
Maybe they should... (Score:1)
Ubiquitous Spam (Score:2, Interesting)
This will backfire... (Score:2, Interesting)
Till now people who had no knowledge about this company will now assume this is the company that makes Meat AND also sends Spam email....
good quote (Score:5, Funny)
"Ultimately, we are trying to avoid the day when the consuming public asks, "Why would Hormel Foods name its product after junk e-mail?"
-Hormel Foods
http://www.spam.com/ci/ci_in.htm
I thought it was named after email! (Score:2)
But there are other relations too!
Spam contains all the nasty bits of farm animals that no one else wanted, spam email contains all kinds of nasty bits.
You don't know the true origin of spam email or Spam meat.
Everybody says they don't like Spam, but the company still makes it - someone must buy it. No one likes spam, but it keep
Re:good quote (Score:2)
Soviet Union leader Nikita Khrushchev wrote, "Without SPAM we wouldn't have been able to feed our army."
http://media.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/kno
Like the old saying goes: An army marches on it's enlarged genetalia.
Hormel needs to resurrect Monte Python (Score:2)
Monte Python didn't make it sound good, but they made it sound as if it didn't have anything to do with email.
Lips and Arsehoals (Score:2)
To be fair, what ever it is is mighty tasty.
dict Headcheese (Score:2)
Spamfest (Score:5, Informative)
It just sounds like Hormel is expanding spamfest to encompass the globe. It's not horrible stuff. It tastes good grilled, fried, diced and mixed with macaroni and cheese..... And it doesn't ask you to click now to unsubscribe.
Re:Spamfest (Score:2)
Re:Spamfest (Score:2)
Why bother (Score:2)
Re:Why bother (Score:2)
Play with it, don't fight it. There is room for both.
It's just advertising. (Score:2)
Their lawsuit against SpamArrest is the only time that they've done anything that even looks like they might be trying to get rid of the name. And considering they targetted one of many companies that use the name, I think it's more likely their own version of fighting against email spam. SpamArrest, prior to that la
Protecting SPAM trademark (Score:2)
One w
Re:Protecting SPAM trademark (Score:2)
Spam is a trademark for a meat product and unsolicited mail, for which the term is often used, has nothing to do with meat.
Just like Coke is a trademark for a softdrink and a term for a hard-drug.
The contexts are different and there is no risk of confusion
Re:Protecting SPAM trademark (Score:2)
Re:Protecting SPAM trademark (Score:2)
Re:Protecting SPAM trademark (Score:2)
Sue Monty Python? Hope not. (Score:2)
Spam and Spy Planes (Score:4, Interesting)
Poor Hormel. Spam will ALWAYS be Spam, I'm afraid.
Followup Story... (Score:2)
In response to Hormel's ad campaign, grocery shoppers all over the world decided not to bother spending any money on reminding Hormel that they all thought SPAM [nutritiondata.com] was nasty crap long before they ever had E-mail addresses.
It's a Bit Late at This Juncture in the Narrative (Score:2)
Re:It's called SMAC over here (Score:2)
Monte Python is a Brit show.
Re:AIDS (Score:2)
Re:AIDS (Score:2)
Re:AIDS (Score:2, Informative)
Re:What's SPAM taste like? (Score:2)
Re:What's SPAM taste like? (Score:3, Funny)
No, wait, that's chicken.
SPAM tastes like ham jello, only with a firmer texture.
Re:What's SPAM taste like? (Score:2)
Re:I own SPAM (tm) (Score:2)
Ahhh, we geeks are such hypocrites...
On the one hand, we bitch incessantly about the news media corrupting the term "hacker" to refer to persons who maliciously crack into and destroy computer systems. We take offense that the mass culture-at-large has stolen our term and turned it into something negative.
On the other hand, when a company like Hormel tries to do exactly the same thing, i.e., protect their i
Re:serial killer and Spam (Score:2)
Weird Al song (Score:2)