Until a gamma-ray burst or a wandering black hole takes us ALL out. Or maybe just a stay rock or "lone-wolf" terrorist messes up your day.

January 26, 1998, or perhaps September 8, 1974.

The gostak distims the doshes.

You insensitive clod! You can't remove batteries from Apple products!

Google translate yields -

"There are no salarymen, only window tribe and social withdrawal."

I am pretty sure all the sources for these email subject lines in my Spam Inbox should be banned too (although I am sure many Russian ladies would like to meet me)

Can I ask you? "Was you ever have sex with a Russian girl? Would you like to try it?"

Good day, I accidentally found a letter from you, I remember how we communicated with you.

Hi, I'm from Russia - a dream to live abroad, my name is Mary, can we get started?

Hi there,Please don't jump into the conclusion that I am yet another spamster who wants to invite you to yet another dating agency



I've taught my 80+ yo mother not to believe everything you see on the Internet.

Yeah, go ahead and have the Department of Justice send a sternly worded letter to various dubious websites... they will probably assume it is spam.

Some Tips for Experian...

If you deliver too late, you can't keep the buzz going.

Russia is hectoring the Ukraine every chance it gets.

And you will have no way of "googling" it.

Just like the good old days.

Just out of curiosity, why have your balls been damned? (I am sure your are correct in your assessment, I just want to help others.)

I was having lunch with God (in Tokyo). We were having bacon cheeseburgers, and he snorted milkshake out of his nose when I showed him this post.

"Nobody should have that much money." - Wow, what else do you know? Please tell us more about how the world should be.

Also explain how "the median net worth" will not be in a downward spiral under your system of arbitrary confiscation of such net worth.

Tell us how you will allocate the funds better than the person who created this "excessive" wealth.

Let's take a billion dollars and see what works out best; A) Individual billionaire decides to fund a well thought out charity or create more business ventures. Or B) A bureaucratic budget committee figures out what to do with the money.

I'm guessing "A" will work out better for the majority.

Remember, billionaires get that way by creating wealth, not taking it from someone.

They all look the same, don't they?

Plus the lawyer gets 40% off the top