Star Wars Fan Puts Himself in Carbonite 204
sneezesteve writes "How do you secure your nerd-cred for eternity? By acquiring a life-size replica of Han Solo in Carbonite, having Han's face removed, and replacing it with your own. 'It is made from fiberglass, and the short story is that a friend who is a special effects guy owned the piece, which was a direct casting off the original prop. He was moving, (aka getting married and yelled at) and asked me if I wanted it. I screamed a huge lispy "Yes!", and picked it up, but knew I wanted to do something cool with it. So I called my other nerdy special effects pals, and they offered to replace Harrison Ford's face with mine. I was so tired of hearing this offer in my daily life, but decided to finally consider it, so off it went.'"
Head as big as his ego? (Score:5, Funny)
Carbonite my butt (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Carbonite my butt (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm. Take the high road, and go with "It's a TRAP!", or take the low road, and have Carrie Fisher muttering "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
Decisions, decisions.
Re:Carbonite my butt (Score:4, Funny)
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Falls kind of flat in this context. Perhaps if he'd been pictured in flagrante delicto with a replica tauntaun puppet...
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Re:Head as big as his ego? (Score:5, Informative)
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No, it's the scale that's wrong (Score:5, Insightful)
It looks awful. I would try to put the original back together and never admit I did that if it came out that poorly.
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(and some more text to get around the caps filter)
*Not to scale (Score:4, Funny)
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Ain't gonna be worth sh*t with his face on it now....
Re:*Not to scale (Score:5, Interesting)
Long story short, this guy may be as much a true fan as I am, and his disregard for the monetary value of the piece may prove that he has a more intense personal identification with Star Wars than I do.
I still think he is an ego-maniacal whore, but given the shifts in society my opinion could easily be on the way to irrelevance.
Re:*Not to scale (Score:5, Insightful)
Unfortunately, many people don't understand what it means to be a true fan. I am often called a fan of StarTrek, but the truth is that I simply enjoy it. I've been to 1 convention and will never go again; I just don't want to deal with those who are fanatical enough to go in costum, or debate what the real chronological order of TOS should be. I have every episode on DVD of all the series, but I can't tell you what episode redshirt #3 died on plant who-really-cares. I know people who don't own any episodes, but could give you the information and the precise minute into the episode it happened.
I think of fans as those who are fanatical enough to make something a deep part of thier daily lives, and I just enjoy the content. Yet because I have every episode of StarTrek on DVD, I get accused of being a fan.
Maybe we need a new word for the consumers who enjoy a particular activity and those who are fanatical about it. Even more so, the word shouldn't just exist, but be used by the masses.
Re:*Not to scale (Score:5, Funny)
But how do you name... that which has no life?
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Well, in that case, you kinda have to expect people to call you a "fan" -- because that's what you are! Nothing to be embarrassed about, even if you're not one of the ones dressing up at cons
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right... a real fan would have done something logical like convert their parents' basement into the scene from Jabba's palace and place Han's carbonite form on display in the corner. Bonus points for making Gamorrean guard costumes for the dogs, buying a sphynx and naming it salacious crumb, and for converting the basement half-bath into a sarlac pit.
Antiques Road Show 2027 (Score:5, Funny)
Great niece nods and grits her teeth look while trying to hide her disappointment/embarrassment.
*has to be handed down to nieces/nephews -- no way this guy is breeding
** $5 adjusted for inflation
Re:*Not to scale (Score:4, Informative)
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wtf? (Score:5, Funny)
The one thing I didn't know until later was that my friend Dana had been holding his bare ass and balls directly in front of my algae covered face while my head was encased. Talk about a missed opportunity.
Re:wtf? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:wtf? (Score:4, Funny)
Me, I'd be thinking "Bagging that behotchy Princess will be worth it. Yes, indeed it will."
Who is more foolish? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Who is more foolish? (Score:4, Funny)
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According to the ancient bylaws of slashdot the "fool" is the last guy to post a reply that fails to get a funny mod. You can actually empirically state "see, right there, he just took it too far; it's not funny anymore."** Also, it is possible for this to be overruled by a +5 informative post that replies to and simply tears apart the fool's post with plenty of evidence, anecdotes, and appropriate hyperlinks.
**There is a c
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Re:wtf? (Score:5, Funny)
(scream 'YES)
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Without it, I would surely have missed out on SO MANY slashdot jokes. And
(Thanks, yours was quite funny)
disturbing? (Score:2)
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not far enough (Score:3, Funny)
But that's just me....
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Or is you are jealous that he might be getting some when you are not?
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(If you do not get this joke, how the heck did you even know what carbonite was?)
Desecration of a sacred artefact! (Score:5, Insightful)
I'll grab my torch, you get your pitchforks, let's go have a word with our attention whoring friend...
Re:Desecration of a sacred artefact! (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Desecration of a sacred artefact! (Score:5, Insightful)
I can vaguely feel the disturbance of his reading this post, as if his of voices suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced.
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He'll be very well preserved (Score:3, Funny)
Re:He'll be very well preserved (Score:4, Funny)
Let's hope not, for humanities sake. He might breed otherwise.
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All I can say is... (Score:3, Funny)
...his parents must be so proud.
Re:All I can say is... (Score:5, Funny)
They better be, he'll be living with them for a looooong time.
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Further proof that comedy is truth, only faster.
We can only hope the rest of the fan base follows (Score:5, Funny)
We can only hope the rest of the fan base follows. It would make it much easier for their mothers to dust around them when they cleaned their basements.
So... is this to impress Boba Fett? (Score:4, Funny)
It's funny... laugh
Firefox Status Text (Score:4, Funny)
Zomg, I already have to wait for my real sneezes...
Desecration of sacred relics. (Score:5, Funny)
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Adam Savage (Score:2, Funny)
A real nerd ... (Score:2)
Cached Version (Score:2)
Jeez... (Score:5, Insightful)
"He was moving, (aka getting married and yelled at)"
Something like that is good enough to get auctioned off at a real auction house and not Ebay, for real money. It's not as if _real_ Star Wars stuff gets on the market.
And she was yelling at him for it? How about "This is going to pay for the wedding" or "Down payment on a house"? End of argument right there. Dumbass.
And the second dumbass removed all value?
Wow.
Please, if someone is giving away stuff like that, please give it to me. I'll be sure it will be taken care of properly.
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Also, since this was not a prop from the movies, it was one step away from being the sort of thing you can get from Sharper Image or SkyMall. Unless you're talking about bus fair down to city hall and a bouquet of carnations, this wasn't going to pay for any wedding anytime soon.
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There is only one prop, and there is probably only one direct casting of the prop. It's worth something, especially since provenance can be directly shown. I agree that it's not worth what the prop itself would be worth. Something that famous might be worth a million, but this is worth at least a few thousand, maybe 50, to the right rich SW fan.
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BMO
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Based on what?
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Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
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It's like some horrid real-life version of Face/Off, where Harrison Ford wakes up one morning, looks in the mirror and realises with horror that he's been given the face of a nerdy Star Wars fanboy. The anguished screams are heard up to 15 miles away and continue to this day...
I don't get it. (Score:2)
It's not a Star Wars thing; Star Wars is cool. It's not a desicrastion thing; this was a replica made from a mold of the original--not one of the oringal props to appear in a movie. My issue is logical:
geek: And here is my replica Han in carbonite, with my visage in place of Harrison Ford's.
nerd: If this is suppoed to be you encased in carbonite, then who's here standing next to me?
geek: I've wasted my life.
If you're going to replace Han's face, wouldn't it make sense to replace it with a face that
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If there's some desecratin' to be done, and money to be made, George will be the first in line.
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uncool (Score:2)
Moron.
Re:uncool (Score:5, Funny)
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Already Been Done (Score:5, Interesting)
Ah, the slashdot effect... (Score:5, Funny)
what will they think of next? (Score:2, Funny)
What the fsck does 'dethaw' mean? (Score:3, Insightful)
I've heard people say 'unthaw', but never 'dethaw'. Logically, both words would refer to the process opposed to 'thaw', aka 'freeze'. But somehow I don't think either means that.
Maybe someone's brain needs to be thawed out.
Typo in the story (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdotted in record time! (Score:2)
Well, the first part of the story is cool (Score:3, Insightful)
I didn't know that Arnold J. Rimmer really was alive and well.
The important part (Score:3, Funny)
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What I want to know is... (Score:2)
It is as if a million fanboys cry out... (Score:2)
He could've put it on EBay. And ask for
Personally, if that guy was my friend, he would be an ex friend of mine. I mean, can you see that someone has
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He opened the package!!! (Score:2)
I think Comic Book Guy would be aghast that he took the life-sized Hans Solo in Carbonite(tm) out of the giant life-sized plastic blister pack and played with it! And of course Comic Book Guy would be moaning in pain on the floor if he heard that this "fan' cut off
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I would, most likely. I never really got the NRFB craze. I mean, what's a toy for if not playing? Putting it on the shelf like in the store? Oh great. Why buy it in the first place, just go to the friggin' store daily and enjoy it there, for free. The "enjoyment factor" must be about the same.
But hey, don't complain! Make a business out of it! Just watch when toy stores go out of business and hoover up their junk. A
Not Food (Score:4, Funny)
Familiar somehow... (Score:3, Funny)
Uncle Rico Strikes Back (Score:2, Funny)
WOW (Score:2)
This is nerd hell (Score:3, Insightful)
Thinking he'd become famous, he's become infamous. He got his 15 minutes and maybe the most attention-worthy thing he does his whole life is to destroy an icon of movie-lovers everywhere. A trufan does not destroy unique artifacts. This guy is an egomanical poser. Funny how your personality comes out through the things you do.
Now if he had told everyone how to do the carbonite process at home he could have become loved by all subscribers and idolators of Make Magazine, and he'd be a cool craft nerd. But he isn't. He is a narcissist and nobody cares except to mutter "oh, no." Quite disappointing.
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Re:...and (Score:5, Funny)
A philosphical question (Score:2)