from the do-not-put-in-mouth dept.
Tiny Tim writes "Stupidity strikes! A data recovery company has revealed the dumbest data disasters it's confronted this year — including rotting bananas, smelly socks and a university professor's foolhardy application of WD-40."
You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.