Microsoft Developing Robotics Software 282
s31523 writes to tell us Microsoft recently announced the launch of their new Microsoft Robotics Group and the first product release, a software program to help robotics developers. Despite the timing this has nothing to do with the recent abdication by Gates, and was actually instigated by Gates before his departure. From the article "It might take many years, but Microsoft believes robotics could present a big opportunity as the market grows, said Tandy Trower, general manager of the Microsoft Robotics Group. He cited estimates predicting that consumer robotics alone will grow into a multibillion-dollar industry in five to 10 years."
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-nB
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Three Laws Safe?? (Score:2, Interesting)
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Get out of debt. [debtishell.com]
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Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
Suicide-robo bombers.
Robo-bank robbers
robo-cide? Hack someone's bot and have it set fire to their house at 4:20am
Bot-insurance, incase your bot injures others or property. No liability for Microsoft.
New Microsoft Direct Robotics Direct Xr v1.0. That should be fun!
Imagine the first worm/virus...
Det out of debt. [debtishell.com]
Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:2)
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Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe they'll snag people from sony. (Score:5, Interesting)
Nuh... don't need them (Score:5, Insightful)
Buy off a company who actually has something to show for their efforts!"
1st BSOD? (Score:4, Insightful)
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PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY. [wikiquote.org]
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YOUR LICENSE ON OFFICE 2009(*) HAS EXPIRED. HAND ME A VALID CREDIT CARD. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
(*) out in 2012
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Abort, Retry, Fail!
Abort, Retry, Fail!
Kill! Kill!
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It's best to say this quote after taking a breath of nitrous oxide. Not only does that drop your voice by an octave, but makes you laugh uncontrollably afterwards.
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Re:ED-209 (Score:2)
Microsoft ED-209...And beware the stairs...
Fires chairs, done in by stairs...
I love it.
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:2, Informative)
Autonomous robots are controled by computer programs, and will behave as such.
One can program it with security features, but it's just like any other software. There's no magic laws to control their behaviour.
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:5, Funny)
Your humour function is acting erratically, meatbag. Report to carbon bay 7 for repairs.
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:4, Insightful)
Every single story he wrote that used the three laws was about how the three laws couldn't really work.
So quit being such a frikkin' know-it-all, you humorless chump.
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:3, Funny)
Here's a hint: the three laws bit here on
I'm not buying it (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, sure. We all know the robots forced Gates out the door as soon as they became self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern time. Ray Ozzie is an android. What else explains the Lotus Notes (or "Notus") interface?
Looks like... (Score:3, Funny)
Windows vista (Score:3, Funny)
Crazy tangent? (Score:3, Insightful)
What "crazy tangent"? Every robotic system I've ever worked with was controlled by software running on Windows (or DOS).
Re:Crazy tangent? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Crazy tangent? (Score:4, Insightful)
I built robots using PLCs as a kid. It's very simple to problem and the programming language/model matches the design of the robot itself. hard to explain unless you know ladder logic (relay logic). For a very long time this was the *only* way automation was done in the industry. It still is used very heavily because it doesn't require a great deal of sophistication, education, and is not an engineered application for the task. PLCs are intended for electricians to program on the factor floor. But the complexity of the program is very limited.
You have other robots that require something much more sophisticated to control them that design of is just as integral to the end robot solution as the physical robot itself. This is probably where you see a lot of VxWorks being used.
I'd suspect Windows applications are being used as a replacement for the PLC type of applications.. but to enable something more sophisticated because it's easier to write software for a complex situation than you could do with ladder logic in a PLC. But in this situation, it takes engineering support to automate, and not a floor technician.
This is a very simplistic way to address your concern. Think of NASA's robots. You think they should plunk an ATX mobo and CPU in there with windows on it... or build their own RAD hard, high G, extreme temperature tolerant, liquid cooled only, lightweight computers that are a trade off of weight, survivability, and just enough computing power, or should they use some standardized solution to reduce the number of skills required? Depends on the needs.
Real time Windows? (Score:3, Funny)
Alternatively, if there really is this multithreaded, pre-emptive scheduling, determinate time execution, tightly coupled networking, highly reliable, checked Windows kernel and services management system out there, why have they been hiding it all these years?
Real time windows.... (Score:3, Interesting)
Lots of places use Windows robots. Just google "robot microsoft windows"
Re:Real time windows.... (Score:2)
Check VxWorks. One of the few true real time OSs there are. I think Linux is trying to play the game, but isn't really real time yet. Yah.. I know
WindowsCE is a RTOS... not just a marketing ploy. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Real time Windows? (Score:3, Insightful)
Most "robots" *are* just automated devices, not Commander Data-like sentient androids. Take this Quadra 3 SPE [tomtec.com], for example. (Note: Windows-based!)
That's why I always laugh when people here spout off about Asimov's Laws in connection with industrial robotics. It's like complaining that your toaster oven should know not to burn you.
Re:Real time Windows? (Score:2)
Links to the ones that aren't please?
Re:Real time Windows? (Score:3, Informative)
Basically, they aren't even automated devices, they are really only cool remote controlled toys.
However, the question still holds if we're just phrasing it appropiately: Links to robots that are MORE sophisticated than mere automati
Re:Real time Windows? (Score:2)
Ignorning for a second that a toaster is not a robot - is that really so unreasonable?
"Every robotic system based on Windows?"... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Crazy tangent? (Score:5, Informative)
I'm a roboticist and I have to take issue with this sample bias. Robot controllers in industry are by and large run on custom operating systems such as VXWorks, WindRiver, etc. Robot packages in academia, particularly of the mobile robot ilk, usally run on many operating systems but tend to be weighted toward UNIX platforms (ARIA, Player/Stage, etc.). Many new small robot controllers (RoboStix, for example) are heavily targeted to UNIX.
Re:Crazy tangent? (Score:3, Insightful)
Sure, I'm not making assertions about market share at all. (I don't have the slightest idea, and you and some others replying clearly do.) I'm just saying that the use of Windows in robotics is hardly as unprecedented as the link makes it sound.
Re:Crazy tangent? (Score:3, Insightful)
But other robots use controllers like PLCs, CNC, and another hybrid that I can't quite remember at the moment. These are much simpler and are not what I'd call an "engineered" solution but a very simplistic one. It does depend on what the robot is. Which is a very fuzzy distinction without any clarification. Which I guess is the basis of my point.
Vx didn't work for a long time... (a joke with som
He's not gone yet... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:He's not gone yet... (Score:5, Funny)
But knowing Microsoft, it will be 3-4 years before Gates is out the door. And sadly, probably missing some 'features'.
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BSOD (Score:2, Funny)
Making "blue screen of death" more literal (Score:3, Funny)
Can Kill-bots be far behind? (Score:2)
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blue eyes (Score:2)
Link to the CTP (Score:4, Informative)
I, for one, welcome our new Microsoft-powered... (Score:5, Funny)
Trouble branching out (Score:4, Insightful)
Google is similar. They came up with a great product, their search engine. It was so good that it rapidly took a majority of the market, despite default IE settings. But then they stalled. GMail is good, but has nowhere near the market penetration as their search. Maps, groups, IM, blogs, calendar, spreadsheets...the list goes on. Google has some good products, but they're trying to expand into an already saturated market. And now their flagship product is faltering. Linkfarms, SEOs illegitimately boosting their rankings, and spammers are degrading the quality of Google's results.
Now, we're not talking about a mature industry with human-interactive robots. However, this smells strongly of "We need to find a new way to make money if Windows/Office starts slipping"
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Nephi said "While they have a near-monopoly on operating systems and office suites, that's the only market in which they have a large, profitable stake."
So...what about SQL Server or Exchange Server? SQL Server alone would be one of the biggest software companies in the world and Exchange isn't super far behind. Both are highly profitable.
I also can't resist tweaking the equally silly suggestion
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Microsoft Developing Robotics Software (Score:2, Funny)
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Also, when it comes time for DoS attacks, guns will be invovled.
However, if your robot acts up, just be sure to re-install Windows...
(Warning, this might cause data loss.)
I cannot wait for the glorius new robotic revolution. Just wait for the first botnets, soon we will hav "Robot Zom
At all costs, Please Keep MS away from Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
Re:At all costs, Please Keep MS away from Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
Until the day some program descovers an open source Matrix,
steping outside the loop. To watch is all reset.
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fitting avatar (Score:2)
IE MS releases Developer Upgrade/Creation Kit (Score:4, Funny)
Microsoft today released a beta version for their solution to their ever-shrinking developer workforce: The Developer Upgrade and Creation Kit. Thinly disguised as a "robot modeler" sandbox application, the Developer Upgrade and Creation Kit (DUCK).
What are we going to do tonight, Brain? (Score:2)
Or maybe the robots will actually learn how to feel things: 'Why, why, why did they teach me to feel pain?'
What to look forward to (Score:2)
Competition for Roomba (Score:5, Funny)
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why so much fuss? (Score:3, Insightful)
On the other hand, most industrial robots for Welding/Automotive/Manufacture production are basically soulless drones that follow repetitive sequences of greater/lesser complexity written in ladder logic or some proprietary language; and the "brains" is generally a PLC. Popular proprietary PLC systems (Rockwell, Siemens) rely on Windows based software to download your ladder logic program and update the firmware. So it's still Windows after all.
So in theory, this is a market where microsoft should not encounter much trouble.
I believe most
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forget past mistakes, and condemn yourself to repeat them.
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As long as they stay out of law enforcement. (Score:2)
Uh huh (Score:3, Insightful)
I remember the last time I heard that, it was... oh, about five or 10 years ago.
Microsoft Robotics? Are you crazy? (Score:5, Insightful)
The biggest problem with robots in our homes is safety. No only does the robot have to perform complex tasks that may appear easy to humans, but it also has to ensure that humans do not come into danger as a result. With the kind of blame culture in the West, it would be crazy to think that anybody will enter this market without understanding the implications of a lawsuit. That's why robots are good in environments where human access is restricted, such as the factory or on a space mission.
My advice to Microsoft is simple, continue what you are good at - screwing all those companies (especially those with less ethical business practices) with your high priced Operating Systems and Office Solutions for use in business IT systems. Yes, those of us in the know will continually priase Linux or Apple (and save lots of money in the process by buying a more suited product) and maybe think that the XBox is possibly a good product.
However, if Microsoft think they can bring some innovative to the market, they better get in contact with the high reliability electronics market - robots are not going to be consumer devices anyday soon...
Re:Microsoft Robotics? Are you crazy? (Score:5, Insightful)
Um, iRobot [irobot.com]? The Roomba [irobot.com] (and the Scooba [irobot.com], more recently)? They're much more well-known than Dyson's robotic vacuum, and much more useful and reasonably priced than the Aibo. The Roomba and Scooba seem to fulfill the goals of safety and functionality. They have a simple enough task that safety is just a matter of stopping if something is in their way, and they have dedicated hardware to do their job.
Admittedly, they aren't general-purpose robots, but I predict that specialized robots like the ones iRobot makes will be much more commonplace and useful than humanoid robots that can vaguely interact with real humans, wander around, and not do much else. Building a robot for the purpose of vacuuming or mopping a floor is 1000x easier than building a robot that could learn how to vacuum, if you gave it an upright vacuum and it had the dexterity to operate it. Robots should not use human tools, they should be tools.
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And Dyson wasn't really first, Electrolux [electrolux.se] was the first company in the world to develop a robotic vacuum cleaner. (One of my previous professors was on the development team). Several others have followed, btw.
Finally, I've seen robotic lawn mowers as well (my boss owns one), several brands on the market. The first one was from Husqvarna, I think. The concept is quite similar to the vacuum cleaner concept, though, it's really the same principle.
Re:Microsoft Robotics? Are you crazy? (Score:2)
To be fair.... Microsoft wasn't a video game console company in 1995. Neither were they an Office Suite product company back in the early 80's.
Heck... From my understanding, before Win3.1 dominated the market, they made most of their money off the Microsoft Mouse sales.
Come to think of it... MS has plenty of hardware experience.
What's all this about unsafe? (Score:2)
5 to 10 years? (Score:5, Insightful)
The guy who cited these statistics probably agreed that 640K was more memory than anyone would ever need.
First of all, there's simply nothing to base this on. How many households currently have consumer robotics? Percentage-wise, it may as well be 0%, because it's pretty damn close to that. So how can you possibly predict that consumers are going to buy billions of dollars worth of something that doesn't even exist in anything other than a manufacturing, hobbiest, or neat but useless gadget category?
Before you can make a prediction like this, we really ought to see one or two robots that look like they might do something consumers would want. And don't even tell me about the robotic lawn mowers. Show me one that doesn't involve border wires (most people don't want to be bothered) and doesn't have to be monitored so it doesn't run over the dog/cat/baby. Robotic vaccuum cleaners, maybe, but show me one that has enough power to really vaccuum, isn't bound by a cable, and can navigate a staircase.
Sorry, but I simply don't believe we're 5 to 10 years away from robotics being a "multibillion dollar industry". 15, maybe 20, but not 5-10. I just don't see it happening. Robotics simply hasn't progressed all that far in the past 10 years compared to a lot of other consumer electronics (DVRs, computers, iPods, etc)
Re:5 to 10 years? (Score:3, Interesting)
Then you'd be wrong -- just as wrong as the naysayers were in 1995 when they proclaimed "this Internet thing [kurzweilai.net] is just a fad", because they hadn't internalized how exponential progress [wikipedia.org] works in ALL evolutionary systems, and then projected forward based on the doubling rate of nodes being added to the net. And yes, past performance IS very indicative of future performance when it comes to evolutionar
Sooo, this was how BORG came into being eh ? (Score:3, Insightful)
The Three Laws of Robotics... (Score:5, Funny)
Bill Gates is quite aware of the Singularity (Score:5, Insightful)
"Ray Kurzweil is the best person I know at predicting the future of artificial intelligence. His intriguing new book envisions a future in which information technologies have advanced so far and fast that they enable humanity to transcend its biological limitations--transforming our lives in ways we can't yet imagine."
-Bill Gates
This single quote has made me go "Hrm... Thats odd." If you are a futurist/transhumanist advocate it is understandable why you would advocate the book. However, a straight faced businessman who happens to be one of the most wealthiest men on the planet (next to that guy from ikea) starts to laude and praise this book at the future... Well... It makes me wonder what Gates has planned.
If you haven't read this book, then get it, put some time aside and give it a thorough reading. I'm sure there are something things that we all disagree with in the book (including myself) but it has to be one of the most logical explanations of the Age of GNR (Genetics, Nantotechnology, and Robotics) we are about to embark in 10-40 years.
With that in mind, I believe Robotics is the next big boom (as the internet was in the late 1990's) and within the next 10 years robotics will have affected us more than internet has. Think Roomba, DARPA Urban grand challenge, unnamed flight, and so on...
I wouldn't put it past Bill to know what is going on here (although he did bungle on predicting the importance of the internet back in the early 90's).
So I think this is an attempt to at least be in the game if and when the robotics boom arrives.
Plan for the new Microsoft Leadership... (Score:2)
Evil Robot Bill: Not bad...
Evil Robot Balmer: Yeah. Let's make it bad.
Evil Robot Bill, Evil Robot Balmer: Fags!
Evil Robot Balmer: Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat!
Evil Robot Balmer: I got a full-on robot chubby.
Evil Robot Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me!
Heh (Score:2)
New activation scheme (Score:2)
Tandy? (Score:2)
That's gold - in Australia, 'Radio Shack' is known as 'Tandy Electronics'. That's as good as the producer of NCIS beiong named 'Frank Military'
MS Robotics... (Score:2)
More Microsoft innovation (Score:2)
http://world.honda.com/ASIMO/history/ [honda.com]
Chilling... (Score:2)
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MUST RESIST
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