Comment Obligatory (Score 1) 110
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those!?!?!
Comment Re:power saving tip: disable the optical drive (Score 1) 907
Go a step further - Write a screenplay and act it out with the other passengers.
Comment Re:Pretty easy (Score 1) 633
How cool would that be. Put family videos and pictures on the netbook in a place where they are easily accessible, disconnect the battery and reseal it in its original packaging. An Ipod touch might be a good idea as well.
Comment If it's really AI... (Score 1) 234
It will have its own metric.
Comment Gives new meaning to the phrase... (Score 4, Funny) 109
Blood Diamonds
Comment A Blob... (Score 1) 424
...quick, build a bridge to it!
Comment Re:So it plays back media (Score 1) 419
You can't possibly still be holding on to the assumption that Michael and Janet are the same person. Not after recent events.
Comment Didn't Gateway do this once before? (Score 1) 466
With cows.
Comment Re:LOL, it's cricket *bugs* (Score 1) 190
You'll wake up and there'll be one sitting on your forehead, looking at you.
If by "looking" they mean teabagging. You know those Englishmen love their tea.
Comment Re:What's next? (Score 1) 323
Maybe it can use Bluetooth or Wifi to detect IEDs! (Inspiron Exploding Dells)
Comment The real worry of the church is... (Score 1) 422
Comment Re:Sports Celebrities (Score 5, Insightful) 207
That has absolutely nothing to do with why I watch women's beach volleyball.
Comment Makes a great webserver! (Score 1) 492
Bong!
Comment Re:at least something (Score 3, Funny) 241
Are you kidding me? This definitely looks like it has WMD potential.
Comment Re:Slashdot... (Score 3, Funny) 723
On Slashdot, you'd be in the majority.
