Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those!?!?!

Go a step further - Write a screenplay and act it out with the other passengers.

How cool would that be. Put family videos and pictures on the netbook in a place where they are easily accessible, disconnect the battery and reseal it in its original packaging. An Ipod touch might be a good idea as well.

It will have its own metric.

Blood Diamonds

...quick, build a bridge to it!

You can't possibly still be holding on to the assumption that Michael and Janet are the same person. Not after recent events.

With cows.

If by "looking" they mean teabagging. You know those Englishmen love their tea.

Maybe it can use Bluetooth or Wifi to detect IEDs! (Inspiron Exploding Dells)

hybrids involving jackals

That has absolutely nothing to do with why I watch women's beach volleyball.

Bong!

Are you kidding me? This definitely looks like it has WMD potential.

On Slashdot, you'd be in the majority.