Porn Industry Trials Burnable DVDs 250
nukular writes "The LA Times has an article discussing porn giant Vivid following the likes of King Kong in allowing users to download and burn movies to DVD. Unlike in the Hollywood plan, these DVDs will be viewable on other DVD players." From the article: "Despite their obvious differences, adult and mainstream entertainment companies face similar pressures in the Internet age. Both are grappling with how to deliver content securely and reliably to devices in a variety of ways, whether it's prepackaged on DVD for TVs or sent wirelessly to cellphones. Both also want to capitalize on digital delivery methods but can't afford to undercut their retail partners: big-box stores such as Wal-Mart Stores Inc. for the major studios and mom-and-pop video shops for the porn producers. They also fear online piracy, which the music industry partly blames for its lackluster sales."
Wait..... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, wait...we're allowed to do this now? Sweet!
* resumes burning porn DVDs *
Re:Wait..... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but you see, this is like, one high quality movie per DVD. The burning that you (*cough* and I *cough*) currently engage in involves some 1500 3.2mb 100 px x 100px RealMedia or Divx files, all painstakingly categorized by number of women, boob size, and point of penetration.
Right? I mean, everyone does that, right?
Re:Wait..... (Score:5, Funny)
Some of us categorize by hair color, shaved or not, and by facial/anal. I'm a romantic at heart.
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link plz! (Score:2, Informative)
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That's because they get in the way of the 'facials'....
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On a side note, there are also a large number of "goth" themed videos; and if you choose wisely, you can just find...fair skinned dark haired counter-culture women, and not freakishly tatooed and pierced women.
Trust me, whatever your darkest fantas
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Why would anyone need that?
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I thought so.
(free beta accounts to all that want 'em!)
Old technology. I want new technology (Score:3, Interesting)
But I'm waiting for there to be a way to hook into a machine like in the movie Brainstorm or The Matrix where all 5 senses are stimulated and it seems as your really THERE. Of course Dennis Miller said it best: "Folks, the day an unemploy
Re:Old technology. I want new technology (Score:2)
Re:Old technology. I want new technology (Score:2)
Lets think about this often quoted saying.
My parents are pretty average American people. My father bought our first VCR in 1984. To my knowledge I'm the only person that ever watched porn on it, and it was actually the first couple of porn movies I ever saw. A friend brought them over. My father has a computer. Sure, some porn, but that is not the driving force for having a computer and broadband.
Now, porn does have one speci
Re:Old technology. I want new technology (Score:2)
Slashdot is too sinner-centric... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdot is too sinner-centric... (Score:2)
C'mon, imagine YOUR region's federal legislator as a porn star. Imagine it
"Trials" is a noun (are a noun, if you're British) (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:"Trials" is a noun (are a noun, if you're Briti (Score:2)
We might say "trials are ongoing", but that's talking about some trials. '"Trials" is a noun' is talking about the word, not about some trials.
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Re:"Trials" is a noun (are a noun, if you're Briti (Score:2)
Do the British say "my hair are too long" and "the grass are growing"? Because those are both collective nouns as well (and dear god, I hope they don't actually say the two examples I mentioned).
Do the British say "my outfit sure look nice"? An outfit is made up of a shirt, pants/skirt, belt, hat, etc. So it should be plural, s
Re:"Trials" is a noun (are a noun, if you're Briti (Score:2, Funny)
"Porn Industry Pulls Out Burnable DVDs"
Re:"Trials" is a noun (are a noun, if you're Briti (Score:2)
I guess you could say they're sticking to what they know!
no?
Those executives really don't want to get caught with (ahem) egg on their face?
So will the drive eject the disk when it's finished?
*insert joke about repetitive stress injuries related to inserting and removing DVDs here*
All your porn are belong to us?
In soviet internet, porn burns you?
Ok I'm really coming up with nothing here lol It seems like there's a joke or two to be made here lol
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Common Sense (Score:5, Insightful)
How do you market it, though? (Score:2)
Re:Common Sense (Score:2)
burned DVD's if properly authored will have a 90% sucess rate playing on set top DVD players. but certianly not 100% and it drops further if you use a DVD+R as those are less compatable than a DVD-R disc. And god help you if you try a dual layer. I have yet to get one of those to play in ANY dvd player.
Re:Common Sense (Score:2)
Actually, I've found the opposite to be true...I couldn't get hardly any of my DVD-R's to play, but, all DVD+R's did. And I've yet to have a dual layer (which is +R) to fail to play on any commercial dvd player I've tried it on....maybe you need a new burner or burning software?
I pretty much just use dvdbackup to
Re:Common Sense (Score:2)
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you. But not for pr0n. But I would bet that being able to get it in the privacy of your home, nearly instantly is worth a lot of money to some people. Sure there's free pr0n around, but I imagine the pay-content is going to be higher quality.
-Esme
yet another reason (Score:2, Funny)
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What is the first thing said after downloadng xxx? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What is the first thing said after downloadng x (Score:2, Funny)
Use lubricant?
Re:What is the first thing said after downloadng x (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like you need better antivirus protection.
Phone Porn!?! (Score:5, Funny)
Wow, that would explain my co-workers extended bathroom breaks with his new Verizon 3g phone.
-Rick
Re:Phone Porn!?! (Score:2)
Are you sure that "my co-worker" is not a euphamism for "myself"???
Cinemanow is Vivids Distributor (Score:5, Informative)
Cinemanow is a subsidiary of Sony Entertainment .
This makes sense (Score:3, Interesting)
So instead of the pr0n industry helping sway one side of widespread video adoption, it will now walk into the office like it's an expert to do some research.
Re:Cinemanow is Vivids Distributor (Score:2)
Re:Cinemanow is Vivids Distributor (Score:3, Insightful)
The average porn video cost to produce is in the thousands, not millions.
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I think they know already (Score:3, Informative)
They already know that the content will end up on Usenet and P2P almost imediately, just like their main-stream "non-burnable" content does. Because one person with the know-how/equiptment to get around the DRM and upload it is all it takes. They can't do much about that, and they know it.
Making it "non-burnable" annoys some people, but defeats the large number of people who would give or lend all their buddies a copy, but don't have the ability to burn them. This is not as big an issue with porn
Re:Cinemanow is not a subsidiary of Sony (Score:2)
since when... (Score:4, Funny)
Huh? (Score:4, Funny)
People pay for pr0n?
I had no idea. Suckers.
Technology marches on (Score:4, Insightful)
Heck, adult entertainment has been behind a lot or major breakthroughs in technology:
I suspect this will continue on into the arena of full 3-D sensoround technology, whenever that become available.
Re:Technology marches on (Score:3, Informative)
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I dunno if I want my pr0n in HD. I mean, who wants to see ass pimples with that much clarity?
And also, one year I was in Vegas during Adult-dex....and saw some of those pr0n starts up close...man, some of those faces, even with lots of makeup caked on, were not pretty up close...I've seen less craters on the moon that on some of those la
Re:Technology marches on (Score:2)
I've heard that story but yet, some adult movie companies are using 1080i HDTV cameras for at least a year, so they will be ready for HD-DVD and/or Blu-Ray formats.
you forgot some (Score:2)
* Photographs
* Silent pictures
* Early animations
* Talking pictures (ie: movies with sound)
* The VCR - porn at home
* Chat rooms - talk to others about and trade porn
* The Web - find any porn you want, anytime
* DVDs - high quality porn
There. That's a little bit better list.
And the point, in case people miss it, is that porn has been on the leading edge of EVERY new media delivery mechanism.
Re:you forgot some, too (Score:2)
One handed (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:One handed (Score:2)
Don't you just have to hit "Shift" like 5 times to get the option to turn off those sticky keys?
Oh... wait... ooooh...
mom-and-pop ? (Score:4, Funny)
God Bless America!
old saying (Score:3, Insightful)
If anyone can figure this out it's them.
This may be a hit! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:This may be a hit! (Score:2, Flamebait)
Go America... no porn, no nudity... but rip a guys head off while making a joke is perfectly fine family entertainment.
Re:This may be a hit! (Score:2)
Much like blockbuster movies (Score:3, Funny)
It's not piracy that causes your old model of doing things to tank. Doing enormous budget special effects without a plot isn't what helps porn sell. Most consumers look for good acting with a believable plot. Modern porn movies have all been awesome 3-d eye shots and such.
And don't get me started on the theatre. Last time I was in the theatre the guy behind me kept moaning and the floor was all sticky. I'm not even sure what they put in my popcorn.
The sooner that the Adult Movie Industry realizes that quality plots are what makes a movie sell, the better off they'll be. Nobody is interested in the same old tit shot anymore.
High tech porn (Score:5, Insightful)
If the RIAA and MPAA are smart, they'll keep an eye on how the porn industry operates. But seeing as they've shown no signs of being smart, I doubt that will happen.
Vivid is the Microsoft of porn. (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, Vivid girls are gorgeous. The problem is, the Vivid's movies are terrible anymore. They have about as much replay value as Pitfall on the Atari 2600. Vivid relies on star power to move the product, and they don't worry about the video being awful.
They burned me so many times in the late 90's, that I no longer purchase their stuff no matter how much I like a given star. And they are still maintaining the low level of quality that drove me away-- I've downloaded quite a few of their recent movies via BT, and spent about 5 minutes skipping through each in search of a scene with some perceptible passion and/or heat-- there's just none to be found. They've all gotten promptly dropped into the Recycle Bin.
Re:Vivid is the Microsoft of porn. (Score:2, Informative)
Dude, that's how your parents find out! You've gotta Shift+Del.
Re:Vivid is the Microsoft of porn. (Score:5, Interesting)
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Umm... (Score:4, Insightful)
Perhaps that what the music industry calls music is just crap that no one wants to buy. My car radio doesn't turn on much anymore because everything I hear sounds the same and isn't that good. When it comes to Rap/Hiphop stations, its all about screwing a bunch of different girls, cheating on your significant other or just about sex in general. The rock stations talk about something sappy, their crappy youth years or something off the wall and has no meaning, just a fun song. Country...ya, don't get me started there. I get angry just hearing country from a distance. And yes, I really do mean angry. Jazz, not my cup of tea, but I can listen to it. My wife likes jazz and I guess you can say I've grown tolerable of it. Classic rock is just getting repetitive. I mean, its classic and all, but I am sure there is a lot of other music from those bands that hasn't been ground into us from those bands. Come on people, play some different songs.
I am sure piracy has a bit to do with the lackluster music purchases, but not as much as they let on. I for one know exactly how to go out and download music illegally. Do I? No. I am too lazy. I hate getting a song that doesn't work, or is mis-titled or is hard to find. I just listen to the radio, you know, that free music that is broadcast for everyone to hear.
As for porn. Just watch TV, you get enough softcore porn out of it. Or go to Google Images and search for boobs or naked or something generic and you will get enough pictures to satisfy the normal person. If you are not normal, then I am sure you know plenty of free porn sites.
Re:Umm... (Score:2)
Snake oil detected (Score:2)
I call bullshit.
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Nope. Couldn't be. (Score:2)
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Nobody interested in what the copy protection is? (Score:4, Interesting)
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It's the only industry that has basically called BS on the "piracy" problem. Yeah it'll happen, but it's gonna happen no matter what, and paying customers get
Why bother (Score:2, Interesting)
Whether it's the latest Linux distro of your choice or Ice Age 2, you can almost guarentee that at least one of the results is just a misnamed full length porn.
There essentially trying to come up with a plan to sell ice to eskimos.
Definately an uphill battle.
Re:Why bother (Score:3, Funny)
Whether it's the latest Linux distro of your choice or Ice Age 2, you can almost guarentee that at least one of the results is just a misnamed full length porn.
There essentially trying to come up with a plan to sell ice to eskimos.
Definately an uphill battle.
Well imagine what it's like for those actuallying wanting porn... wanting for example "Dikes on Bikes - The Slippery Road" and end up getting *"Gay Canadian
Porn piracy is huge..... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Porn piracy is huge..... (Score:2, Funny)
As a young person I can tell you it's not as much as you might think. I think I'm pretty normal as far a porn goes. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get back to my Midget Trampoline Party 5 video.
Re:Porn piracy is huge..... (Score:2)
Let's just say that your life is empty and you are hopelessly addicted to porn with no real contact with the opposite sex.
Oh wait, thats not really different from the average slashdotter.
Copy Protection Methods (Score:3, Informative)
OOH! (Score:2)
Here's a crazy thought . . . (Score:2, Interesting)
Have any of the content industries tried trusting their customers?
Downloading and burning a DVD is going to be too big of a pain for lots of people. For it to work in most DVD players, it's gotta be MPEG2 which means downloads of several gigs per title. They could cut that down a lot w/ an MPEG4 variant, but then the customer will have to transcode to MPEG2 which can take hours . . . so from their perspective, no time saved.
Why not release the whole library for pay-per-minte streaming, and offer an op
*COUGH* dvd-quality porno bittorrent tracke (Score:2, Informative)
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Why pay? (Score:5, Funny)
Often literally.
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Re:Too good to be true (Score:3, Insightful)