Green Security Clearance Laser Pistol Available 586
nazgul000 writes "You thought those green laser pointers sold by ThinkGeek and others were pretty cool, didn't you? Well, think again." It seems obligatory to point out that even laser pointers, and certainly anything more powerful than those, are capable of causing real damage.
way different lasers (Score:5, Informative)
Lasershoppe.com Laser: >100mW (one tested was 191!)
Thinkgeek.com Laser: 5mW
Yes... there is a 20x difference in power here (about 38x with the tested one). While lasers in general can be harmful, the one this guy is selling should really be considered a weapon.
Also worth noting about the lasershoppe one: "this laser is not legal to use in public."
Warning! (Score:5, Funny)
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Recent safery changes will probably not discourage this:
- - There is a 2 second delay after you click the "on" button before the laser will produce a beam.
Somebody thinking, "Hmmmm, last I used one of these it came on straight away and I lost my right eye, this unit must have something wrong with thiARRHRHGHHHH, my eye!"Re:Warning! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Warning! (Score:3, Funny)
Nothing to see here, please move along
Re:way different lasers (Score:5, Informative)
Look. Many things can be made into weapons. In the case of lasers, it is never good to be looking into a laser beam of any wattage especially as the damage to your retina (likely the retinal pigment epithelium initially) may go undetected for years, but could establish a starting off point for macular degeneration. But like the parent said, pump it up 20X in power and you are starting to be able to cause some real damage immediately.
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There are, however, red lasers in the milliWatt range for which the blink/aversion response is (probably) fast enough to prevent damage.
> So, the currently accepted wattage figures on the threshold of immediate tissue damage are in the 30-50Mw range.
True. Because on the battlefield, there's no such thing as overkill!
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I can play with 1kW metal cutting laser since its WAY under 3MW, so its safe.
no more fuzzy 3mW lasers. Lets play with real thing that can cut metal.
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Re:way different lasers (Score:5, Informative)
This is exactly how lasers are classified.
You are refering to a Class II laser. It has the potential to cause damage to your eyes, but it is low enough power (and in the visible light range) so your blinking reflex will protect your eyes. Though, like looking into the sun, people can fight that reflex (usually children) and blind themselves.
Class III lasers are the most dangerous ones, resulting in instant damage. I believe most if not all laser pointers are class 3 devices.
Class I lasers are so low powered that you can look directly into them for a long period of time, and not cause any damage at all, as a result.
Re:way different lasers (Score:5, Informative)
Class III means the laser is an eye hazard. Class IIIa are hazardous if focused, class IIIb are focused as-is. There are also class IV lasers, which are burn hazards (I've worked with both) and are more dangerous than class III lasers. Most laser pointers are class IIIb, although I've seen lower. Note too that laser classification is based on power at the output, not at the source.
"Instant damage" is a bit over-stated, but class IIIb lasers (especially at the >100mW levels in the original article) are most definitely capable of causing retinal damage.
-JS
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If that's the attitude you had towards safety, I'm glad you're no longer in that line of work. I suspect your insurance carrier wouldn't have been too pleased, either.
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--#voxlator
laser classes (Score:5, Informative)
The classifications are based upon wattage levels which will cause damage to the eye before your brain reacts AND the eyelid closes.
Anything over a certain class (II or III, I forget which) falls into the 'damage will happen before you blink" category. That's why they usually require a keylock on a shutter or output control, a lasing indicator light, etc. OSHA regs then mesh in with this- lasers in operation over a certain level mean guards on equipment, goggles for anyone in the room, blah blah.
Over a certain level in mW also requires approval from the FAA to use outdoors [at night] as it could blind pilots. Sounds silly for a single point source, but it's intended for laser light shows where hundreds or thousands of beams- which often sweep/scan out into the sky- stand an excellent chance of blinding a pilot.
Pretty much all the FAA does is say "sure" and then put out a NOTAM (NOtice to AirMen) saying "there be lasers here". NOTAMs are automatically pulled up if your flight plan crosses through the area the NOTAM applies to.
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100mW? Ha! [amazing1.com]
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Its all fun and games..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Its all fun and games..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Its all fun and games..... (Score:5, Informative)
It looks like they've gotten more sophisticated.
Re:Its all fun and games..... (Score:4, Funny)
Someone pointed this out... That's not a cat toy, THIS [ebay.com] is a Cat Toy!
Stupid Cats...
Re:Its all fun and games..... (Score:2)
~S
Dr. Evil Thought So. (Score:2)
Must... Buy.... (Score:2, Funny)
Kinda went overkill on the safety features built in my opinion. But I guess safety is a must with lasers.
Uses and mods for this laser. (Score:2)
Re:Uses and mods for this laser. (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah.. but it wouldn't be very good as a sniper rifle.. hard to get them to hold still for 30 seconds or so while you burn a hole through them...
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Re:Uses and mods for this laser. (Score:2)
Re:Uses and mods for this laser. (Score:4, Funny)
I'm calling the DHS!
Re:Uses and mods for this laser. (Score:2)
Green laser burns a hole through a cup. But I admit that it could be staged.
More discussion here [candlepowerforums.com]
Re:Uses and mods for this laser. (Score:4, Funny)
Disclaimer, ie, don't sue us if you're dumb. (Score:5, Funny)
Bwahahahahhahahhahahahaahah!
OMG (Score:5, Funny)
- There is a 2 second delay after you click the "on" button before the laser will produce a beam.
Click.
Click.
Click.
(Peering into lens)
Hey why isn't this worARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLEASE! (Score:5, Funny)
Obscure RPG Ref (Score:5, Funny)
What do you mean I said too much?!?!? I'm not a traitor! I'm not a commie spy! Nooooooo...........
Re:Obscure RPG Ref (Score:5, Funny)
For your next clone's reference: there is no "fireball in the sky." There is no "outside." There are no "green lasers."
Thank you for your cooperation!
Re:Obscure RPG Ref (Score:4, Informative)
Go here [geocities.com] or here [paranoia-rpg.com] for re-education.
Remember, the Computer is your friend.
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Whoa.. (Score:2, Funny)
Capable of causing real damage.. (Score:3, Funny)
If I was thinkgeek, I'd double the price, or at least up it to $150.00
Eh? (Score:2)
Are these really stories? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Are these really stories? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Are these really stories? (Score:3, Informative)
http://64.252.62.40.nyud.net:8090/lasershoppe/i
See the nyud.net:8090 in there? Smart move. Hopefully submitters will be doing this more often.
rut ro (Score:2, Insightful)
I hate having strict regulations on everything..but.. the thought of a couple of kids playing a prank and permanently blinding me while I'm on my way to work is very scary.
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Given that the "old" ones weren't used responsibly (Score:4, Interesting)
I remember reading that traditional "red laser" pointing devices were being banned from British football matches because fans would point them in to the eyes of goalkeepers. Someone told me that they were at a Liverpool match once and one of the goalkeepers had about 8 red dots all over his body when he made a save.
Now we've got something that can fry the friggin ball itself...
Anyone want to bet on the "responsible adult" factor for international soccer fans.
These things are a bad idea....
Re:Given that the "old" ones weren't used responsi (Score:3, Interesting)
Pretty freaking sad when athletes and musicians have to start wearing these [elvex.com] any time they're in front of a crowd.
Re:Given that the "old" ones weren't used responsi (Score:5, Funny)
So that's the excuse they're going with now at Anfield.
Re:Silly non-USAnian... (Score:2)
Later, he referred to "international soccer".
Austin Powers Moment on a college kid's budget.... (Score:2, Funny)
--Poor college student in monologue-- Now comes the time to blackmail the US for 1 Miiiillion Doooolarrs... However since I only have 700 dollars and no reusable launch vehicle, I shall buy this green "laser" and a bathroom mirror to reflect the beam from the general direction of the moon and hope they don't notice the large black shadow.
--The RA walks in the door-- *Ahem!* (RA walks up and snatches 120 dollars from the kid's hands) I thought you would have the money
Public service (Score:3, Insightful)
That being said, I really want one. I wish the site hadn't died so soon.
Jerry
http://www.syslog.org/ [syslog.org]
Could this be used as a soldering tool? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Could this be used as a soldering tool? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Could this be used as a soldering tool? (Score:4, Informative)
A decent soldering iron is only about fifteen watts, and you lose most of that to the surroundings rather than the work.
Two words ... (Score:3, Insightful)
Coming Soon: Laser TV (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Coming Soon: Laser TV (Score:3, Insightful)
And yes, people are working on a projector build with a single laser and that gismo to modulate light. There have been expensive two laser versions helium and argon. The argon laser actually produces 4 colors, blue and green.
The green laser pointer from thinkgeek also uses a frequency divider to change the co
Laser TV already here...[caveat] (Score:3, Informative)
I'm really hoping there is a push to market for these things. Sony has exclusive rights to the technology, developed by Silicon Light Machines. I've read anecdotal accounts from people who've seen the technology demoed that the images were amazingly crisp and vivid.
This link [siliconlight.com] for a little blurb & small picture
This link [osa-opn.org] for an abstract & link to a semi-technical pdf
Kodak just introduced a similar, competing system, as you can read here [kodak.com]. Maybe that will dr
Now here's a real laser - (Score:5, Informative)
Let's see what that does to a paper cup.
Re:Now here's a real laser - (Score:4, Insightful)
hmmm. (Score:2)
$699? SCO License or Killer Laser? (Score:2, Funny)
Nice (Score:2)
Legality? (Score:2)
(assuming they're sold in a way affecting interstate commerce.)
Re:Legality? (Score:3, Funny)
I can see NRA members country-wide strapping these lasers to their hunting rifles so that if they don't manage to shoot the crap out of something at least it will become road-kill when it wanders blindly into the path of an oncoming 40 ton truck. Yeah for outdoor sports!
Finally! (Score:2)
All fun and games (Score:2, Funny)
Check CFR Title 21 and CDRH (Score:4, Interesting)
Aside from that, It's pretty easy to bang together anywhere from one to thirty watts or so of genuine tm00 when you need to. The laser diode bars out of high-end (real) laser printers do an pretty good job of pumping either gas or solid phase lasers. Microwave oven parts and glass tubing can be recycled into a pretty good nitrogen laser, and you don't even need a vacuum pump...
$699.00 !! Same price as an.. (Score:3, Funny)
"Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain
Poor Guy (Score:2)
Legality? (Score:3, Funny)
"This laser is not legal to use in public"
then they say:
"it makes for a great way to point out objects in the night sky"
Isn't that sort of thing usually done in PUBLIC? heh
Lawn Mower (Score:5, Interesting)
This would be a much safer lawn mower than the one you have in your garage right now. Think about it; how many times have you run across rovers dog bone remains and had them shoot out at high speed? What about accidentally sticking your foot/hand in the path of the blade? At least with the laser it will make a clean cut.
Hell, I'd pay $1000 for a power mower with those qualities! I recently paid $300 for a crappy mower and good ones are going for $500. Then there's the upkeep (spark plugs, oil changes, fuel consumption, etc.) that rack up at least $100/year. In 5 year's time, this mower would pay for itself.
Hmmmm...I gotta go now...
Laser as a Weapon. (Score:4, Informative)
Re:What's a green security clearance? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What's a green security clearance? (Score:5, Informative)
Security codes were assigned based on the UV spectrum, with Infrared being the lowest, and Ultraviolet the highest. The clothing and similar worn by people had to match their colour (or Black for IR and White for UV).
Lasers were the standard weapon in the game, and were coded according to the clearance of the firer. Reflective armor, protecting against lasers, was also coded by colour and couldn't protect against any laser of a shorter wavelength - so people had no protection of those of higher clearence than themselves.
Re:What's a green security clearance? (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:What's a green security clearance? (Score:5, Informative)
The headline refers to the tabletop paper-and-pencil roleplaying game PARANOIA [mongoosepublishing.com], originally published in 1984 by West End Games (New York City) and recently republished as PARANOIA XP by Mongoose Publishing (Swindon, UK).
PARANOIA is a satirical science fiction RPG set in an underground city, Alpha Complex, ruled by an insane Computer. The Computer has imposed an unbreakable system of security clearances that represent how much it trusts a given citizen. The security clearances are keyed to the colors of the spectrum. The lowest security clearance is INFRARED, meaning The Computer doesn't trust you at all; INFRARED citizens wear black. RED Clearances is the next highest, followed by ORANGE, YELLOW, and so on up to VIOLET. Above VIOLET Clerance are the illustrious High Programmers, the ULTRAVIOLETs, who can program The Computer itself. High Programmers wear white.
PARANOIA sold over 150,000 copies in its first couple of editions, and the new "XP" edition has been well received. You can find out a lot more about PARANOIA at the fan site Paranoia-Live.net [paranoia-live.net], and follow the progress of the game on the PARANOIA development blog [costik.com].
Re:Good Job, Slashdot (Score:4, Funny)
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(Yes, I know it's a line from "Fun With Dick and Jane")
Re:Crap like this... (Score:3, Insightful)
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Uh, can your BB gun permanently damage the eyes of pilots from the ground? Didn't think so.
Re:Crap like this... (Score:3, Insightful)
Unless those pilots happen to be standing on the ground, not moving around, this laser can't hurt them either.
It takes sophisticated tracking equipment to keep a laser aimed at a distant moving target like a plane or a car - significantly beyond the capabilities of human eye-hand coordination.
Given the divergence of the beam over a couple of thousand feet, the "dot" will probably be about the size of a CD, thus si
Re:Crap like this... (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't know if you've ever played with a laser pointer or not, but I can't even hold one still enough to keep a dot within a centimeter from one side of my living room to the other for a few seconds. That's about 11 feet. Now, I suppose that if you could get within 11 feet of the pilot you might be able to blind him if he didn't see you standing there with a laser but from that distance you could just throw a rock into the turbine and blow the engine up.
More likely, if you are in the pilot blinding business you are going to be a good few thousand feet away. Add in to that that it's going to be difficult to find a place where you can stand and get line of sight into the pilots eyes. I don't know about you, but when I look up at a plane I see the bottom, which is usually made of metal, not glass. I'll give that if you tried real hard you might be able to find a tall hill within a few thousand feet of the airport that would give you line of sight to the pilots eyes.
Now that you've got your hill, and your laser and a plane is taking off (or landing) facing directly at you you just need to aim it right at his eyes. I'm assuming here that you have mounted some huge scope to the laser so you can *find* the pilot's eyes from 1000+ feet. And probably a tripod. All that's left is to hold that beam right on his eye for several seconds while he's moving, the plane's moving and you are moving. Don't forget the beam is going to be spread out some at that distance, which means less power per square centimeter which means you have to hit him longer.
Is it possible? Just barely with great resources and planning. Is it likely? No. Once again, just buy a $150 rifle from Walmart and shoot holes in the fuel tanks.
Re:Endless road rage/vigilantism uses... (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:FDA approved... (Score:3, Informative)
More information about them is at http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/
You may even find interesting info on the from the International Laser Display Association (ILD
Re:For Adults only (Score:5, Funny)
Yes. Everyone in the U.S.A. is sold a gun at birth.
Fear us.