Comment Re:If nothing else.... (Score 1) 185
Nope. He's gonna be frozen in hopes of being revived in the future. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Comment Send a probe or a manned flight to a black hole (Score 1) 412
We should test this with hotdogs and marshmallows, and see how they taste.
Comment Re:I'll be working... (Score 1) 231
i am truley sorry for your lots
FTFY
how is asshole formed. how shopper go crazy
Comment Thank Dog (Score 1) 96
No duckface.
Comment Re:Vote (Score 4, Funny) 707
I voted for Pedro.
Comment Re:Cthulhu printers... (Score 1) 179
So THAT'S why the printer ink runs out so quickly... all becomes clear.
Literally clear. The non-Euclidean ink doesn't reflect light in the same way in our space-time continuum.
Comment Amazon is dead (Score 1) 176
Netcraft confirms it.
Comment Re:Candy Corn + Peanuts = Payday Bar. (Score 1) 267
Take a handful of candy corn and roasted peanuts mixed up and pop it into you mouth all at once.
It tastes just like a Payday candy bar. No kidding.
Mod parent up. My wife brought home a jar of peanuts with candy corn mixed in. I've always hated candy corn, but this is awesome.
Comment Re:Summary of the last 15 years (Score 2) 178
I see what you did there. For great justice!
Comment Re:Beware new jeans! (Score 1) 225
Stone washed jeans? Stop livin' in the 70s, man. Live in the now!
Comment Obligatory (Score 1) 102
I, for one, welcome a Beowulf cluster of our retarded cyborg crackhead monkey overlords! Hot grits! Natalie Portman! etc.
Do they run Linux?
Comment Re:It will certainly succeed (Score 2) 282
All Wii accessories will be compatible. http://reviews.cnet.com/nintendo-wii-u/
However, it will not upscale original Wii games. http://www.ign.com/wikis/wii-u/Frequently_Asked_Questions
This is unfortunate. The Dolphin emulator has been able to render GameCube and Wii games at 1080p for a couple of years now.
Comment Re:Model M (Score 1) 341
Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it does not work, you an always hit him with it.
Comment Re:Marketing (Score 3, Funny) 460
Mac OS X Cringer.
Then they can license "By the power of Greyskull! I have the POWER!!!!" as a marketing gimmick to promote the following release, Mac OS X Battle Cat.
Comment Re:Give them away (Score 2) 302
So all we really need is a graphic calculator cartridge for the DS.
Done, over half a decade ago. http://blog.davr.org/2006/10/15/ds85-release-2/
You do need a flash cart, though. But those are cheap these days.
