

Segway Revolutionizes Polo 242
Mirkon writes "The Register is carrying a story on an example of how technology is making sports better: Segway Polo. The San Francisco Bay Area Segway Enthusiasts Group has instructions on how to build a mallet (PDF), and a video clip of Segway Polo in action (MOV). A revolutionary device, indeed."
Until I see a Segway as a vehicle in UT2004 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Until I see a Segway as a vehicle in UT2004 (Score:2)
Finally (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Finally (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Finally (Score:5, Insightful)
"The machine's creator, Dean Kamen, wants to see US Special Forces troops eventually ride Segways into battle."
What a self-serving assh*le. The things only do a couple mph and can't even navigate dirt, let along rough terrain.
Standing straight up? (Score:3, Insightful)
I would imagine that the whole "entering battle standing straight up on something that lifts you 1/4 metre up into the air" might be a bit of a drawback too.
I'm no military expert, but I would assume that a device that makes you a *bigger* target might be a drawback when people are shooting at you.
Re:Finally (Score:2)
Re:Finally (Score:2)
"Segway: it's way cheaper than a horse!"
Torrent of the movie (Score:3, Interesting)
Well at least it's doing something! (Score:5, Insightful)
It's funny to see it revolutionize polo though, I don't remember that in the things Kamen promised it would revolutionize.
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:3, Insightful)
The rich (or enterpreneurs) pay the initial batch. After that, profit is met and the price goes down. Segway offcourse has larger obstacles to handle than price.
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:5, Insightful)
There is no reason at all for the segway to remain this expensive for a long time, unless the company wants to keep its elite status. But unfortunately, there is no telling when the price will drop
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
If the segway could do 40mpg then I'd be interested in it, but walking isn't that tough and I really don't need assistance in that area. Heck, walking is the most exercise more of us get.
That said, it may have applications with the handicapped and the aging population, but as a popular device? I don't thi
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
I'm probably forgetting a lot of useless stuff here that went out and became a huge success anyway, despite crushung critiques about it's uselessness.
My point? When status symbols becomes affordable, people will find reasons to buy it. Look at me : I just bought a 1600Euro
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
typo
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:3, Interesting)
Not gyros (Score:2)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:3, Interesting)
If that's true, I imagine it will be like in-line skates. They seemed to explode in popularity 20 years after the patent was filed.
I wonder if a Segway could get by on one wheel... ? run two gyros in opposite directions and straddle the wheel. Alter the position of the gyros relative to the wheel to turn and depend on internal friction in the gyro to induce some angular force.
Hmmm... might be fun to build a model.
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
It has been done [tlb.org]. (This from the same guy who built a regular two-wheel scooter, too)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:3, Informative)
However, it didn't have about a billion cheaper, better alternatives for what it did, like the Segway does.
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2, Funny)
Yep. Like stairs.
Re: motor bike better for urban transport (Score:3, Funny)
yes, but can you use them to play slacker lawn polo and get a cool video posted on slashdot?
where are your priorities?
Re: motor bike better for urban transport (Score:2)
Re: motor bike better for urban transport (Score:2)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:5, Insightful)
Faster than bike in some cases (Score:2)
The thing that makes it more appealing than a bike is that it is MUCH faster if you have many hills in the way as you can still maintain about 10-12MPH, and even if you don't have hills it's not much slower.
Plus, you have the benfit that you do not exert yourself quite as much so you'll probably not need a shower when you get where you're going. It does take more effort than you'd think though.
Basically, look for these thing to explode in popularity when they get u
Re:Faster than bike in some cases (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:4, Informative)
There is nothing it does that is not done better by a car, motor scooter or bicycle. It is a replacement for walking that is only usable by people who can stand and balance.
I'd really like to hear some of the folks who helped with the hype, such as Bezos and Metcalf, come forth and justify their pre-release claims. IIRC Metcalf claimed "we will all want at least two". What a sham.
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
Neither do I drive a motor scooter - I'd be a lunatic to want to drive one in London traffic, same for a bike. But I'd love a Segway. Why? Because it would effectively extend the range I'd go without relying on public transport easily and conveniently, while taking up less
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:3, Informative)
True, but the world and economy is so big now that there is almost always a niche or two for the obscure product.
We recently took a guided tour [floridaever-glides.com] in Sarasota, Florida on a Segway. The Segway did a wonderful job of facilitating the tour... we were able to visit the bayfront, travel on downtown sidewalks, and visit other places we would have never found. And, riding the Segway was a blast.
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
That's nice, but everything except the "Segway was a blast" part had nothing to do with the segway.
Guided tours are nothing new... They have been showing people things they would have never found for years using bikes, cars, buses, a
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
Bikes are nothing new either. That doesn't mean that can't do a better job facilitating some types of tours than the alternatives can.
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
It looks like the Segway gets around
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
I've taken guided tours across the world... everything from open top bus tours in NYC to a minicoach tour of the Isle of Skye in Scotland to a boat tour in Kauai to a hike thru a rain forest in Antigua to a mountain bike tour through the mountains of St. Lucia. In all of those tours, the transportation mechanism was fitting to the place being toured.
There is no other mechanism more appropriate for a tour of a beautiful place like Sarasota. A stuffy bus or coach would rui
Re:Well at least it's doing something! (Score:2)
Segways also revolutionizing off-roading apparenty (Score:5, Interesting)
For those of you using lynx: it's a segway with huge spiked tires on a sled hitched to the back of a Hummer H2. Go figure.
This wont last for long (Score:5, Funny)
12:07 pm Mayor bans use of Segways on a Polo field.
Drat, foiled again.
Segway golf would be a more acceptable option.
Re:This won't last for long (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This won't last for long (Score:2)
Re:This wont last for long (Score:3, Informative)
Someone already though of using the thing for golf [engadget.com].
Obligatory Simpsons Quote (Score:5, Funny)
Rus
point of view... (Score:4, Insightful)
On
Probably, the submitter intended irony, but failed to convince
Re:point of view... (Score:2)
Re:point of view... (Score:5, Insightful)
If this is 'revolutionising' a sport I think I'll start quarter-miling my old pedal-car.
Re:point of view... (Score:2)
I'm not one bit surprised. For me the thing is an amazing solution to a non-existent problem. Can someone explain to me how is this better from a bike?
I mean for the price of Segway I can buy the same bike Lance Armstrong rides, or nearly any mountain bike. (actually I just checked the price and Trek 5.9 is slightly more pricey then the Segway). Anyway, I do easily average 20mph w
Re:point of view... (Score:5, Insightful)
The same holds for ferrari and other luxury cars. Apart from race circuits and some highways in Germany, there are few places in the world where you can do 250mph. Yet they buy these fuel-suckers and pay $20.000 a year in taxes and insurance. Why ? Status symbol.
From this point of view, seqway is doing amazingly well.
Re:point of view... (Score:4, Insightful)
Come on guys, anyone who uses "Segway" and "status symbol" in the same sentence deserves to be modded funny. I can just imagine it now... hordes of Armani-clad, rolex-wearing film stars segwaying down the red carpet at the premier of the next big blockbuster. Or - no, even better - a girl dumping her ferrari-driving boyfriend for that stylish guy with two-wheels and a skating helmet.
Man, what planet are you on? Ferraris and rolexes are status symbols because they ooze style and exclusivity. A Segway is just proof of laziness.
Re:point of view... (Score:2)
Overtuning your car with bathtub-sized spoilers & exhausts can cost far more than 5000 and is considered status by some brainfarts where other consider it a sign of underdevelopment. Similarly, the segway is status among some so
Re:point of view... (Score:3, Interesting)
The difference is, those other status symbols are fancier versions of things that have a purpose. A Ferrari is a car, you can use it the same way you'd use any other car. A Rolex is a watch, you can use it the way you'd use any other watch, (including the Italian Rolexes that the spammers keep trying to sell me (hint Rolex is Swiss)).
A Segway, on the other hand, is not a fancier version of a useful thing. It's a status symbol with no real point. It's kinda neat to look at, and sorta fun to play with
Re:point of view... (Score:2)
That, and because I always wanted one... so why not...
--D
Re:point of view... (Score:2)
So if it's not irony, it's no sarcasm either
segway hard to get for Europeans (Score:2, Interesting)
You don't want to know what it cost me to have it shipped. (Twice, once from amazon to my friend, and then from my friend to Europe)
I actually thought about setting up a business as a reseller of these things. Fortunately
You gotta what? (Score:2, Funny)
Unicycle hockey (Score:5, Interesting)
Unicycle hockey is much faster and more agile than that. There is an advantage in that you have both hands free for holding the stick which serves to make it less awkward looking.
Cheers,
Roger
Bicycle hockey (Score:3, Interesting)
Not to mention EXERCISE... (Score:2)
Duration of a game ? (Score:2)
Aussie Rules Polo (Score:2)
In Aussie Rules Segway Polo, the upright portion of the Segway constitutes the handle of the mallet, and the cylinder whose base is formed by the wheels of the Segway constitutes the head of the mallet.
And then you just drink a lot of beer, grab your Segways, and start clubbing the hell out of whatever poor bastard's closest to the ball. WTF else are you gonna do with a Segway?
Life imitates art... (Score:5, Insightful)
Sound familiar? [online-literature.com]
Reading the whole book is recommended, but for those that don't...
Segway Lawnmower (Score:2, Interesting)
I Guess They'll Be Playing On Grass .... (Score:2)
I also wonder if this will or won't reinforce the stereotype of polo as a sport for the rich elite. Segways are a lot cheaper than a horse, but even some poorer folks have horses, while a $5,000 electronic gizmo seems a lot more like an expensive toy. Hmm.
Dangerous vehicle (Score:2)
Re:Dangerous vehicle (Score:2)
Re:Dangerous vehicle (Score:2)
That doesn't mean that they have to be particularly dangerous if you ride normally instead of racing around swinging a large mallet in various directions.
So what was your point again>
This parody still cracks me up... (Score:5, Funny)
or Diary of the first segway owner. (Score:5, Funny)
Full text for the lazy:
8:30am
I checked the voltmeter and it looks like it charged up nicely overnight. I haven't worn kneepads or a helmet in ages, they make me feel kind of awkward. After waving goodbye to my wife I'm off to work which is about six miles from here. I can't wait, this thing is so cool. I feel ten years younger.
8:45am
Holy shit, where did all these kids come from? I thought the district bussed them to school. I can't ride on the street because everyone keeps yelling for me to go faster and I can barely maneuver the sidewalk with all these kids. Someone just called me "Spaceman." I thought kids loved technology. Sorry to the girl I knocked over, but in all fairness I did yell, "heads up!"
9:08am
Okay I'm officially late for work now, but I did find a bike lane. What's with this town? I thought all the granola-loving bikers forced the city to put bike lanes on every street. There's maybe a mile's worth from my place to downtown. The bikers were pretty nice. One man said to the rest, "Let the dude on the rascal get through." I don't know what a rascal is, but they did let me get through.
9:19am
Holy fuck is downtown packed and no one is letting me through. The way I tip cabs around here you'd think they would let ride on the side of the lane. The doorman at my building yelled at the crowd to let the "handicapped guy" through. I was going to correct him, but they were already letting me past. I did get to ride up the handicap ramp and park in the building. Now I need an AC outlet. This trip nearly drained the battery.
9:22am
I'm not the fittest guy in the world but they need to make these things a little lighter. You drag a 70lbs Segway up the stairs and tell me how your back feels.
12:04pm
I'm taking my Ginger, I mean my Segway, to lunch. I tried to get a co-worker to ride with me, but we fell and nearly broke our necks. I hope no one tells my wife that my hand got caught up in Jane's skirt as we were trying to get up. She didn't say anything and I think she really didn't notice. A guy on one of those old time italian scooters yelled, "yuppie" at me and disappeared into traffic. Real mature.
12:12pm
I had to ride all the way to that bike store in the Village to pick up an extra-long Kryptonite lock. Looks like the "no bikes" sign applies to the Segway as well in restaurants. I barely have enough time to stop and get a sandwich before getting back to work. I have to call my lunchmates and tell them I didn't get into an accident. If I keep yelling, "Beep, beep coming through" every block I can actually make some time. This thing really needs a horn.
5:15pm
A cop called me over from the bike lane and told me unless I have a handicap permit I'm going to have to get motorcycle plates and a city sticker for this. He let me go this time, but he said if he sees me again mucking up traffic on my "razor scooter" I'm going to get arrested. I ran over a really big guy's toes pulling into the bike lane. He was really pissed. Four more people called me "Spaceman" on the way home. At least the doorman didn't call me handicapped again.
5:55pm
I'm home and I came this close to hosing off the dog crap on the wheels before I saw the electric shock warning sticker. The first thing my wife told me as I pulled into the garage is that I look and smell like shit.
6:15pm
I just called and the Shaper Image won't take returns. Great. I gotta get some good pictures of this thing for ebay. My 14-year old is gonna use it to get to her Lacrosse practices until I can sell it. I overheard her call it an "electric ass-mover." Her friend responded by saying, "Oh, that geekmobile thingy your dad dropped three grand on?"
I thought you can't fall off. (Score:2, Interesting)
At least 2 guys fell off in the movie clip!
I also note the helmet, although I can't decide whether it was to protect them from being RAN OVER by a Segway (be it their own, or their friend's), or from the evil looking mallets they were swinging with menace.
Re:I thought you can't fall off. (Score:2)
1. Get up to full speed
2. Without slowing, hit something too tall to bump over and too solid to give.
3. Pick the bits of gravel out of your face.
As magical as the Seg is, it still adheres to the laws of physics. The motors and gyros aren't strong or fast enough to stop a 6' long, 200lb lever arm at full speed.
Forgotten Dubya? (Score:2)
Re:Forgotten Dubya? (Score:2)
Personally, I think it's a very geeky, cool, and useless toy that is vastly overpriced, and while the prices WILL come down, I still don't see it replacing a bike. I'd rather spend $1000 for an awesome bike than $5000 for a mediocre segway that maxes at 12-
Mirror (Score:2, Informative)
I've been doing this on bikes for years (Score:3, Interesting)
Materials required: Croquet mallet, Broomstick, Softball, Bike, Field.
Slap the broomstick onto the mallet head, grab some friends and find a field. Set up goals and start playing. The only rules are that you can't put your feet down unless you fall and you can't use your mallet to balance. Hours of fun for far less than the cost of a segway.
Been there, done that also... (Score:2)
Expensive... (Score:2, Funny)
But in fairness (because this looks silly), it's a whole lot less expensive than 4 polo ponies....
A horse caost about $7000 a year to maintain (Score:2)
A polo horse costs about the same... (Score:3, Insightful)
Revolution in polo... (Score:3, Insightful)
At least horses can do other tricks. They're darn pretty, too.
Feet are your friends (Score:2)
Bogus (Score:2)
This thing is a scam that is dragging on waaay too long.
interesting (Score:2, Funny)
The Segwaychat.com [segwaychat.com] outpost has collected some of the world's finest, spoiled children. To their credit, one member of the group did work in conjunction with the NYPD to return the stolen Segway to its owner. Sadly, this achievement has given rise to a nonsensical glob-fest full of talk about shafts, the Segway's finer points and even capital punishment for scooter thieves.
Is it just me, or does this remind anybody of another popular forum [slashdot.org]? ;)
Had to
Game idea (Score:2)
I had an idea to mount paintball guns on bicycles and make up a kind of bike dogfight game. That would be fun.
Why do we care? (Score:2)
And it's funny how desperate their owners are for attention. I was standing on a corner in Minneapolis and there was this guy next to me (on the sidewalk!), and he says to me, "Hey, man cool iPod."
"Thanks man. Geigh Segway you've got there."
Hooray. (Score:2)
Sarcasm aside, I swore off polo forever when I was working at a college, for very low pay, and paying high tuition, and I realized how much my college was spending on fundraising events (including a polo match featured in the school's high-gloss alumni magazine), and t
My take on the Segway (Score:5, Insightful)
The Segway epitomizes the concept of the consumer economy, not unlike the Hummer. A piece of vanity equipment whose ultimate underlying purpose is to project the owner's own sense of insecurity upon others.
This is the legacy of the baby boomers in America. In their quest to prove to others (as well as themselves) that money and materialism = happiness, they've perfected this growing trend of high-end vanity-oriented accessories. I hope it works out for 'em.
Time to patent? (Score:2)
For crying out loud...
Soccer too (Score:2, Informative)
Segway is useful... (Score:3, Informative)
After three days of walking to all the museums and monuments, I would have given my first born for a Segway...
At least the MOV has good music (Score:2)
Mods, this is Insightristing, not funny
Surprised at tone of this thread (Score:2)
Re:Making sports BETTER? What the hell? (Score:2)
Erm. Even if you look in this thread alone, you'll see that most posts are basically rehashes of "Yuck. It's a stupid rich-boy's toy." It's also the topic with the least number of posts I've seen on
And bear in mind that us
Re:a breakthrough... (Score:2, Funny)
You know bicycle pants? Just wait until you see the new Segway clothing...
Re:Food for thought.. (Score:2)
Let's face it. That thing isn't practical, isn't useful, isn't even geeky. It's just a case of conspicuous consumption. The only thing it's supposed to do is scream "Look! I can afford to blow thousands on a useless toy!" Same as wearing exotic fur coats, solid gold watches, or such. Only a lot sadder. (A fur coat or a gold watch at least have _some_ use.)
And such stunts as "l
Re:Looks fun (Score:2)
Re:"History Repeating" by Propellerheads (Score:2)
They also did the music for the matrix.
The album falls under the genre of "Secret Agent" music.
However the cd encompases thief and spy genre music as well. Yes, there is a difference.
'Her majesty's secret service' is my favorite track.
I also recommend the 'Secret Agent' music feed under electronica in iTunes.
I am pretty hardcore about what (Score:3, Insightful)
Two team trying to control a ball while on a playing field seems like a sport to me.
It also looks hard.
"releases of off-gases at plastic plants,"
you
ve never mucked a stable, have you?
While your bitching, please take into account the care, feeding, and maintainencs of the horse, saddle, cleaners etc . . .