Sweet Dreams Are Made By This 438
schnoz writes "From Takara, the folks who brought you Bow-Lingual the dog translator, comes the Dream Workshop. Before going to sleep, all you have to do is stare at a photograph of what you want to dream of (Natalie Portman maybe) and record the dream plot. When you fall asleep, this gadget waits for REM and then uses your voice recording, lights, music and aroma to help direct your dream."
Why not... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe Thinkgeek could sell a "Natalie Portman in Hot Grits" version?
Re:Why not... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FAG (Score:3, Insightful)
mod parent up for poster having balls. (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm surprised you haven't noticed yet just how homophobic many Slashdot readers really are. They'll be open minded when it comes to drugs or violating copyrights, but not when it comes to letting consenting adult males have sex with each other.
(You'd think straight male slashdotters would want as little competition for females as possible, actually)
Yeh! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:mod parent up for poster having balls. (Score:5, Insightful)
That's how I've always looked at it, a gay man is just one less competitor for the ladies. The more men who turn gay the better. I've been chatted up by blokes on numerous occasions and I see it as a compliment not a problem.
I've always seen some truth in the idea that homophobes are often closet homosexuals who are threatened by gayness because they are in denial about their own sexuality. I'm glad that homosexuality isn't as much of a taboo as it was in my parent's or grandparent's time. I hope society continues to become more accepting of peoples preferences.
Re:mod parent up for poster having balls. (Score:3, Insightful)
Going by average number of distinct sexual partners (and presumably there are other objective metrics that would work as well), gays are more promiscuous than heterosexuals and heterosexuals are more promiscuous than lesbians. It is a bit misleading to say that homosexuals are more promiscuous than heterosexuals when it is so easy to split homosexuals into two groups with vastly different levels of promiscuity.
The reason for this should be overwhelmingly obvious: on average, men desire to be much more pro
Re:FAG (Score:3, Funny)
by an exageration of the same magnitude I could very possibly wake up next to nat. portman in the morning after such a dream.
Re:FAG (Score:3, Funny)
Well, working in the gay porno section of the newsstand would probably be the reason why you see so few women.
LK
Re:Why not... (Score:5, Funny)
They were workin' on it, but the prototypes kept petrifying.
KFG
Re:Why not... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Why not... (Score:5, Funny)
Only if it has a mute feature.
Re:Why not... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why not... (Score:5, Funny)
Were you bleeding from the rectum?
dreaming (Score:5, Interesting)
Hacking dreams???
Re:copyrighted dreams (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:dreaming (Score:5, Funny)
What did I get?
Advanced knitting.
-- Demolition Man
Re:dreaming (Score:5, Funny)
As for me, I normally change my dream input by consuming Tequila before bedtime. It rarely disappoints.
Re:dreaming (Score:2, Interesting)
Interrogation/torture device? (Score:5, Interesting)
A sleep-depraved Saddam is forced to stare at a photo of his dead son's bodies. After he's finally allowed to sleep and REM kicks in, a voice-over script explains to him that its all his fault and guides him on how he should cooperate fully.
After steering his dream through freedom, a comfortable exile, and a harem of virgins he is conveniently woken up for his next round of questioning.
Re:Interrogation/torture device? (Score:3, Interesting)
I would imagine people's suceptibility to it would vary greatly though.
Re:dreaming (Score:5, Funny)
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the worst nightmare (Score:5, Funny)
i swear if someone did that to my machine, i d use a hot iron to brand -1 Troll on his forehead
Sounds Tempting! (Score:5, Interesting)
My dreams could use a bit of spicing up, but I think I'll opt for Johnny Depp instead of Natalie Portman. Anyone know how much 14,800 yen is in US Dollars?
Re:Sounds Tempting! (Score:5, Funny)
Back in the dark ages when I was in college I used to tape lectures and listen to them while I was asleep. Amazing results!
weird, i fall asleep during lectures all the time, and nothing good has ever come out of it
Re:Sounds Tempting! (Score:5, Funny)
It was me and the professor. Only, he looked different. He had daisy duke shorts on and was carrying a rifle. I approached him, and he spoke.. but I couldn't understand. I think it was another language. When I got closer, I noticed my skin was burning. And then I realized I was covered in fire ants. I jumped off of a cliff towards what looked like a pool of water at the bottom. Only when I hit it, I realized it was a pool of broken glass. I tried as best as I could to swim through the glass, but my skin was literally falling apart.. when I could no longer move, I woke up.
Needless to say, I failed the exam.
Re:Sounds Tempting! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Sounds Tempting! (Score:2)
heh (Score:2, Funny)
I mean....
Re:Hrm (Score:2)
I'm dreaming of... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I'm dreaming of... (Score:4, Interesting)
I don't know about you, but I can't seem to get even the most basic shell scripts right when I dream about computers. I can't verify the truth of the statement, but I've heard it said that the right side of your brain is the side most active during dreams, and it is also the less logical side of your brain. If that's true my first assumption is that dream learning would be mostly worthless for highly logical things like math or programming, but might be useful for art.
Re:I'm dreaming of... (Score:2, Funny)
I can see it now, a giant curly brace heading towards my ship, no problem all I have to do is evade it with a counter curly brace to close it. What if I see enemy Function ships?? well obviously I have to organize an army of rouge variables that are incompatible with the Functions to destroy it. But what about the moon-sized DeathStar(); function? THe only way to stop it would to use the new OOP cannon to enclose it inside a Class so it becomes usele
Re:I'm dreaming of... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm dreaming of... (Score:4, Informative)
I shouldn't dismiss it that hastily.
Re:I'm dreaming of... (Score:3, Interesting)
It's interesting that after having to lucid dream for 3 months straight, you no longer can dream any other way.
I call it a benefit with only one side effect, the more active the dream, the less rested I feel the next morning.
Re:I'm dreaming of... (Score:5, Funny)
Being unconscious for that amount of time isn't called sleeping - it's called being in a coma.
must be user error (Score:5, Funny)
Mars (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mars (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Mars (Score:2)
was the first link i could find with google to the song: arnold - total recalling.
I've been dreaming of going to mars, where mutants drive plastic cars so I go there you know the rest the best part was the girl with three breasts. total recalling, total recalling, recalling!
and so on. hilarious
Dammit... (Score:2, Interesting)
and how many dreams can u actually remember after you wake up anyway, i always remember for about half an hour before the memories start to fade... i think ive lost some good ones, altho i may have been dreaming
Re:Dammit... (Score:2)
i always remember for about half an hour before the memories start to fade
That's why you have a quick-booting computer by bedside, to type in the plot of your dream. I used to use a Newton PDA with a keyboard for this until I got a new computer that didn't work right with Newton Connection Utilities. Don't suggest a pencil and paper unless you live in an area that teaches shorthand writing; most geeks that touch type can type faster than they can handwrite.
To be used for fun...and evil... (Score:5, Funny)
meh? (Score:5, Funny)
This isn't that email i get 15 times a week proclaiming "Amazing Breakthrough In Software Technology! Turn Woofs into Words! Free Download!" is it?
stare at a photograph of what you want to dream of (Natalie Portman maybe) and record the dream plot. When you fall asleep, this gadget waits for REM and then uses your voice recording, lights, music and aroma to help direct your dream."
It's probably not recommended to have a device cooking up some grits when there's no one there to keep an eye on it. But in other news, i did hear that they are selling perfume that smells just like natalie portman!
Talking Dog Spam (Score:2, Informative)
The Bow-Lingual is a plastic rectangle the size of a very big wallet that you can hang around your dog's neck. I saw one on the local news.
Flim-flam. (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, I'm a skeptic. I suppose I should want to try this product beforhand to be scientifically valid... but testimonial "evidence" with this sort of product does not give me any motivation to hand out money so I can reward these people to test their wild theory.
Ryan Fenton
Re:Flim-flam. (Score:2)
Re:Flim-flam. (Score:5, Informative)
Example: The Wigetmobile is the best selling car in america because it's super-cheap and super-reliable, according to statistics. Your uncle says he drove his into a tree and it nearly killed him, so you don't buy it, because his vivid description of his near-death incident (probably on account of his own stupidity) "outweighs" statistical evidence that the product is good. This is the same thing, only in *reverse* of the product advertising.
Alex Chiu is a big fan of this kind of marketing exploitation. He's also a complete idiot.
Example... (Score:2)
New and improved - no flashing lights! [toolsforwellness.com]
If anything, this is just a translation of a much older concept, throwing in pop-psychology in the form of staring at a picture, and self-fullfilling prophesies about dreaming something. It's still flim-flam though - no better than psychic surgery or magic lottery numbers.
Ryan Fenton
Re:Flim-flam. (Score:3, Informative)
Guided dreaming of one sort or another has been around for a long time. Sometimes it is done with a volunteer who is willing to speak to the dreamer as the dream is occurring. Other times, mental exercises before falling asleep can have a major impact on what the dreams will be about. People who attempt to have lucid dreams [lucidity.com] are occasionally known to use such devices and/or techniques, and many
Re:Flim-flam. (Score:4, Interesting)
Actually, I do lucidly fairly often - presuming you mean being in control of and aware of the dream as a dream state. I haven't found it to be a magical thing that needs a trigger, just a simple exploration of thought. Flashing lights haven't had anything to do with my experiences, as I have always slept in darkness. I also haven't experied any special therapudic effects from such dreams either. If anything, it's just an open-ended mental game, like a daydream, and definetly not something to obsess over, or waste time on instead of sleeping. This is just another testimonial of course, and an oppinionated one at that. I encourage scientific exploration for those in the field - but distrust those with something to sell, so to speak.
Ryan Fenton
Wet Dreams (Score:5, Funny)
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I don't know... (Score:2, Funny)
This dream brought to you by... (Score:3, Insightful)
Combine this with sound rifles, through-wall sonics and lasers...mmm scarrry.
Great for those tough bugs problems (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Great for those tough bugs problems (Score:4, Interesting)
Of the many times I have solved The Problem, only once was it actually a solution, and even then it was more like a thought that actually put me on the right track when I awoke, more out of coincidence I think then anything else.
Many times I have awoken with the semantic equivalent of "My code will be fixed if I just pick a purple lilac and feed it to my dog.", only much, much wierder in a way that I can not just summon up while awake to provide a good example for. And it all makes such sense at the time.
I'm sure some people really do solve problems in their dreams, and goodness knows a good night's sleep always does help me. But I wonder how many people really solve problems in their dream, and how many people just think they've solved problems. I've managed to drag several ideas from my dreams back into the waking world, including quite a few semi-interesting sci-fi plots, but none of them are worth anything when examined in the light of the sun, except perhaps some entertainment value.
One of the things I remember dragging back was a music melody that was going to make me famous... I don't recall the specifics but I do recall it only involved two notes a whole step apart in some entirely uninspired rhythm; in the waking world it was terminally dull, as you might imagine a two-note melody would be. (I have on the other hand written some music I rather enjoyed based on the wierd feeling I sometimes get after having wierd dreams, but the music did not come to me in my sleep.)
Toaster in the Dishwasher (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm sure some people really do solve problems in their dreams, and goodness knows a good night's sleep always does help me. But I wonder how many people really solve problems in their dream, and how many people just think they've solved problems. I've managed to drag several ideas from my dreams back into the waking world, including quite a few semi-interesting sci-fi plots, but none of them are worth anything when examined in the light of the sun, except perhaps some entertainment value.
I was irritated b
Until the End of the World (Score:2, Interesting)
Lucid Dreaming is Cheaper (Score:5, Interesting)
Although lucid dreaming [lucidity.com] is not exactly the same as dream control [lucidity.com], it does give you the ability to control your OWN ACTIONS in a dream. The advantage of lucid dreaming is that you don't have to buy any gizmos to make it work (although some people do sell things to help you achieve lucidity). The disadvantages are, as I mentioned, the fact that you only control yourself and not necessarily your surroundings and it takes some time to learn the skill of becoming lucid in a dream.
Lucid dreaming is basically a technique for becoming conscious that you are in a dream without actually waking from that dream. It takes some work, believe me. We're talking months here. But it is kinda cool. Once I realize that I'm dreaming, I usually take advantage of that fact by blasting any enemies around me with a Godzilla [godzilla.co.jp]-like breath weapon! While this is admittedly pretty geeky, I can say that here without being laughed at (right?) because we're all geeks. Plus, it's pretty neat to see Bill Gates go up in flames!
Another advantage of lucid dreaming is that it's a proven technique whereas this new gizmo is just something that someone is trying to sell you.
GMD
Re:Lucid Dreaming is Cheaper (Score:5, Interesting)
One interesting thing about your point is that this device could assist lucid dreaming. In fact, the Lucidity Institute that you link to sells a similar device called the NovaDreamer. [lucidity.com] The NovaDreamer detects REM sleep, then uses flashing lights to hopefully introduce dream signs into your dream. At $138 USD, this device is much cheaper than the NovaDreamer, which costs $395 USD. [128.121.104.103]
I've been experimenting with a home-brew solution (a web page that flashes and talks at random intervals throughout the night,) but I've had very limited success with it.
While we're on the topic, I wrote a very long piece [geocities.com] about Lucid Dreaming in 1996 -- many people have put it on their own sites
Re:Lucid Dreaming is Cheaper (Score:3, Insightful)
for example, every so often ask yourself "what was i just doing? do my surroundings really make sense?" etc. and when the answers surprise you then you can recognize that you're in a dream.
my technique is different. every few minutes i just think
Re:Lucid Dreaming is Cheaper (Score:3, Funny)
No.....no you can't.
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Reviewed In Consumer Reports! (Score:5, Informative)
Device not needed... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Device not needed... (Score:2)
LotR (Score:5, Funny)
Dream Instigation (Score:3, Insightful)
Isn't this similar to the phenomenon of waking up and realizing that your dream contained bits and pieces of what was on TV/radio while you slept (eg, your radio or TV is set as a wake-up alarm)? I.E., your subconcious mind picked-up on cues while you were sleeping and inserted them into the dream.
Sample Usage (Score:2, Funny)
Drug of the future (Score:2)
Keeps people distracted like nothing else.
employee thought control (Score:2)
what can they be doing? overtime work without overtime pay?
Choice quote from article... (Score:3, Funny)
I mean, after all, it's just a device to program your unconscious mind. What could possibly go wrong?
Quick, somebody call Michael Crichton!
-Mark
George Orr (Lathe of Heaven) could have used this! (Score:2)
He is tormented by the knowledge that his dreams, which he cannot control, are destructively altering other peoples' lives, often retroactively. I won't give away the plot, but lets just say that someone tormented by their own unlimited power is probably a better person than someone thrilled by it.
In any case, George would hav
Ethical Concerns (Score:3, Funny)
Sure these are your dreams and controlling them I guess should be your option, but when do you cross the line? Do you need to get permission from people to use them in your dream if it's directed. I don't think they can do anything in a normal dream, but when things are pre meditated does that change things?
I would honestly think that if the average person got a hold of this they could use it for ill. I know that I don't want people dreaming about me without my permission.
One final thought, how would this work if a person has purposefully violent dreams. Has a dream about killing people for instance, would this be allowed into court, and if so would it count as premeditation.
As techs we may think it cool to make our dreams be what we want them to be, but we do have to worry about this at the ethical / legal level.
Oh and for the person wanting to know how much that is in dollars 138.486.
that is so f***ing stupid (Score:2, Funny)
This has got to be the most idiotic thing I've ever read on slashdot. Or, anywhere.
I know that I don't want people dreaming about me without my permission.
I just hope it's not powered by windows ce.net... (Score:5, Funny)
On a serious note, google up lucid dreaming and read about it. It actually works. Years ago I tried to make one of these things by having a bunch of LED's blink rapidly. It didn't work, but it was a neat form of meditation. But seriously, there's nothing like a lucid dream.
Videodrome quote (Score:2, Funny)
Interesting... (Score:3, Funny)
I was unaware that Michael Stipe was an afficianado of hot grits.
Lucid Dreaming (Score:5, Informative)
I've never been a big one for altered conciousness, but I did do some lucid dreaming for a while. Basically you just get good at recognizing when you're dreaming, and then you can start controlling what happens. Yes, Natalie Portman is an option.
It does take some dedication, though. Keeping a dream journal is essential. There's some basic info out there that will help get you started.
The only downside I found is I sometimes felt I wasn't sleeping as deeply. But it is a great way to explore altered conciousness without worrying about killing brain cells or geting addicted to anything.
Cheers.
Re:Lucid Dreaming (Score:5, Interesting)
One of the methods used to treat the condition is a form of lucid dreaming in which you train yourself to recognize, in your nightmare, that you are in control of the situation. By moving a finger or something similar to "break" the paralysis, you can then wake up fully.
For a long time sleep paralysis was treated with SSRI's, usually tricyclic antidepressants that, in light doses, would keep REM light enough to fully emerge from the paralysis stage. But if you've ever been on an SSRI, the side effects can be pretty miserable.
It's an interesting subject that has a study all its own here. [uwaterloo.ca]
Re:Lucid Dreaming (Score:3, Interesting)
Researchers theorize the people continue to see images of this alien representation on television and in print, and that it is incorporated into their stories. Their tales of being paralyze
Re:Lucid Dreaming (Score:3, Interesting)
For a long time sleep paralysis was treated with SSRI's, usually tricyclic antidepressants that, in light doses, would keep REM light enough to fully emerge from the paralysis stage. But if you've ever been on an SSRI, the side effects can be pretty miserable.
Um, SSRIs (Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors -- the new generation of antidepressants, of which Prozac [nih.gov] is the most famous) are a completely different beast from the older generation of tricyclic antidepressants [nih.gov]. I've previously been on Paxil [nih.gov]
Re:Lucid Dreaming (Score:3, Informative)
I think it was about a month or so of writing down every dream or fragment that I could remember (each morning as soon as I woke up). The more I wrote, the more dreams I would remember the next night.
Then one night I was dreaming something so ridiculous and disturbing that I realized it _must_ be a dream. Suddenly I was laughing and I started to wake up. However, in an amusing turn, I woke up into another dream
Anyways, I kept at it a
Monroe Institute (Score:4, Interesting)
lucid dreaming (Score:3, Informative)
Cheaper alternative - Do it yourself project (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm sure they would find higher demand for... (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory Simpsons Quote (Score:4, Funny)
Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties.
Barring anything else... (Score:5, Funny)
Then again, the employees already live in Japan, home of used panty vending machines. For the curious, the cost is supposedly 1000 per pair.
I now await a slew of replies from pseudo-clever
Wouldn't use one of this (Score:3, Interesting)
And I dont know about you but I find strange chaotic dreams way funnier then dreaming about a girl I can dream of while awake. That is if you like to find the meaning of your dreams (or are in therapy).
dangerous? (Score:3, Insightful)
Just do lucid dreaming (Score:3, Interesting)
You CAN conjure these images, but you have to work up to it, and you need to be a bit more subtle about it so that you don't get the overexcitement that wakes you.
I did a lot of this in high school and my first two years of college. I began simply by waking up at 3:00am every morning and recording my dreams, then going back to sleep and then recording them again when I woke up again.
After a while, you'll begin becoming more aware of your dreams. At that point, you need to start thinking about taking control. This is usually a few weeks after you've started recording the dreams.
I wish I could still do it. It was a lot of fun. It takes a lot of work to get there, though.
Better yet... save your money (Score:3, Interesting)
Just about everything troll (Score:3, Informative)
Not that anybody should trust redirect URLs, but let me warn you:
Also... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Also... (Score:3, Interesting)
Reading the manual probably provided enough information to remember and dissect the info in your dreams, but the tape probably prompted your brain to chew on it (as well as providing cues for sections you might not have remembered.)
I think you should take it for granted that your brain is going to do something productive while your sleeping - doing a bit