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CmdrTaco
on Thu Dec 08, 2005 02:29 PM
from the raising-the-bullshit-detector dept.
from the raising-the-bullshit-detector dept.
0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again! Heres a close-up image of this new gadget."
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Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it means you've just slashdotted your toilet.
Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
(http://analyser.oli.tudelft.nl/)
Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now:
*In a bar, about to leave*
"Hey lady, could I get a quick blow in my car?"
FAKE! (Score:5, Informative)
(http://www.decarbonated.org/)
Re:FAKE! (Score:4, Interesting)
(http://millionnumbers.com/)
It's a CONCEPTUAL product (Score:5, Informative)
(http://www.networkmirror.com/ | Last Journal: Thursday July 05, @04:34PM)
[note: the rsstroom reader(TM) is a conceptual product by dj spyhunter]
I'm not sure how one would fake a concept.
Re:FAKE! (Score:4, Funny)
(http://www.chatetheory.com/)
Slashdot takes one step closer to becoming The Onion...
Re:FAKE! (Score:4, Funny)
(Last Journal: Friday September 01 2006, @04:53PM)
Woo-hoo ... oh, you meant that as a bad thing. Sorry.
Re:FAKE! (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Thursday February 15 2007, @08:00PM)
As if you couldn't tell already?
What a shitty idea (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.networkmirror.com/ | Last Journal: Thursday July 05, @04:34PM)
Forget RSS feeds. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Forget RSS feeds. (Score:4, Funny)
(http://www.futurephysical.org/)
CICO (Score:5, Funny)
(http://arstechnica.com/journals/linux.ars)
Crap In, Crap Out.
Soko
RSS on toilet paper? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Thursday April 12 2007, @09:41AM)
"No shit?"
Afraid of link. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Afraid of link. (Score:5, Funny)
(http://suseroot.com/ | Last Journal: Thursday June 09 2005, @11:54PM)
This is going too far (Score:5, Funny)
Oh the potential... (Score:5, Funny)
GIMP toilet paper (Score:5, Funny)
(http://ettlz.blogspot.com/ | Last Journal: Sunday February 12 2006, @06:53PM)
Finally a reason to subscribe to.... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.onlineconfessional.com/confess | Last Journal: Tuesday June 06 2006, @02:10PM)
Re:Serious question (Score:5, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Friday January 24 2003, @07:59PM)
what is (Score:4, Funny)
Finally... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/)
Remove dupes by tearing out a square (or more)!
I guess... (Score:3, Funny)
(http://www.spamgourmet.com/)
I have to chase the article down the toilet with the server, the printer, and the RSS feed!
Yuck!
Any mirrors?
Bill O (Score:4, Funny)
(http://www.misscellania.com/ | Last Journal: Monday October 29, @11:47PM)
It has the bonus effect of being a puff of hot air to dry your bottom.
I AM CORNHOLIO!! (Score:5, Funny)
For my bunghole.
Bringing new meaning to the question... (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmmm ..... (Score:4, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/)
Printing out custom-made TP while I'm in the head seems to be well and firmly entrenched into the "why ever for?" categry for me.
ob. Simpson Quote (Score:3, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Thursday February 21 2002, @04:37PM)
Coral Cache (Score:3, Informative)
(http://jamestravels.com/)
Picture: http://www.djspyhunter.com.nyud.net:8090/teapot/u
That would be painful! (Score:3, Interesting)
(http://phorm.phormix.com/ | Last Journal: Monday May 19 2003, @12:08PM)
The problem with this being... standard paper and one's backend would not agree with each other greatly. The cheap stuff they buy here at work is bad enough, but I really don't need roaring hemmaroids and an ink-trace of slashdot attached to my heiny.
McFly! Read my toilet paper! (Score:3, Funny)
Fired
It's about time! (Score:3, Funny)
Scott McClellan, get ready to kiss this ass!
Slashdot - "News for Turds, stuff that splatters" (Score:4, Funny)
Where the 'bloid meets the 'roid
My sincere apologies, I cannot help myself.