Food = new SoylentGreen(Cell)

The only "social" game I play is Quake 4 multiplayer. No strings attached, but plenty social. All the trolls and cheaters have moved on to other platforms and what is left is a dedicated community that likes to frag.

As far as click-fests, I found Plants vs Zombies to be the most compelling. I just had to go back each day and water my plants. I knew it was stupid, but could not help it.

How about quake 1/2/3/4? How cool would it be to have a 360 view?

We will find a guitar, but it will be destroyed by the priests, declaring it is a "silly whim".

Correct. In 1995 I was working for HP and they had just implemented bug-fixing metrics. We often thought that Scott Adams had a mole in our organization.

No, I did not remember every Dilbert since 1995.

This problem was aptly portrayed in the classic dilbert comic strip in 1995.

I'm going to code myself a minivan.

Quit yer whining...

How about booting a PDP-11 off of paper tape? It doesn't get much scarier than that. One little wrinkle or tear and it is game over.

Oh, and how about black and white terminals with 80 x 48 text?

This is scary that the US control system is able to be taken over. You would think they would have more security than RC channel 5.

How so? They still have to pull them from the outside. Granted - once inside the LAN, the torrent would run wild.

Think of the smell.