Thanks for the usual April Fools Day flame- every year people fall for it.
It never ceases to amaze me how angry and venomous, yet utterly clueless
a few people can be despite the blatant obviousness of the joke.
Lastly, jfengel sent us the annual April Fools RFC: RFC3251
describes "Electricity over IP" and RFC3252
on "Binary Lexical Octet Ad-hoc Transport" reformulates IP to work over XML."