Comment Attempted Murder? BS (Score 1) 26

by Sean Clifford on Tuesday April 14, 2026 @05:11PM (#66093864) Attached to: FBI Raids Texas Home of Man Suspected of Firebombing Sam Altman's SF Mansion

Meh, sounds like a charge of Arson would be warranted, but not Attempted Murder.

Comment Well... (Score 2) 125

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @09:57PM (#66073272) Attached to: AI Can Clone Open-Source Software In Minutes

Well, Hell, *I* can clone OSS in seconds via a pull. Jeebus. AI blah blah blah AI staff cuts blah blah blah paradigm shift....yawn.

Comment Re:It's already gone. (Score 1) 65

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @09:53PM (#66073268) Attached to: Claude Code's Source Code Leaks Via npm Source Maps

Thank you, Baby Jesus.

Comment Sure... (Score 1) 69

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @09:51PM (#66073266) Attached to: Anthropic Issues Copyright Takedown Requests To Remove 8,000+ Copies of Claude Code Source Code

Sure...certainly, I'll totally delete the source code....

Fucking clown shoes, y'all.

Think I'll be shorting Anthropic....

Comment Re:How to NOT teach AI, about the 21st Century. (Score 1) 203

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @09:47PM (#66073258) Attached to: NASA Launches Artemis II Astronauts Around the Moon

I wish I still had mod points for your post. Bwah ha ha ha ha.

Comment Apollo 13 (Score 1) 203

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @09:46PM (#66073254) Attached to: NASA Launches Artemis II Astronauts Around the Moon

Dusting off my copy of Apollo 13. Godspeed, crew.

Comment Deliberate (Score 1) 71

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @09:00AM (#66071904) Attached to: SpaceX Starlink Satellite Suffers Mysterious 'Anomaly' In Orbit

Why not deliberately crash your "project" into other satellites, yours designed to turn LEO (low Earth orbit) into an un-navigable morass of space junk, an orbital and space-deniable attack? What's it cost, less than $100k to launch a denial-of-space attack with a 1U cubesat?

Comment Oops (Score 1) 163

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday April 01, 2026 @08:55AM (#66071892) Attached to: Startup Pitches 'Brainless Clones' To Serve the Role of Backup Human Bodies

Oops, go to all the trouble of living "forever" only to find yourself assassinated.

Comment Diabeetus (Score 1) 46

by Sean Clifford on Monday March 30, 2026 @08:34AM (#66068646) Attached to: OpenAI Discontinues Sora Video Platform App

Cat videos? Nah. Sora was all about bringing dead actors back to life in dumb 10 second skit comedies.

I'll bet that they generated about 20 TB of just Wilford Brimley memes, he was like the patron saint of that service.

Diabeetus!

Damn, now I won't be able to create Sora videos with lightsaber fighting cats or a mustachioed crusty old Wilford Brimley giving dire warnings of diabetes and crab people! What's this world coming to?

Comment Re:Who needs C:// anyway? (Score 1) 85

by Sean Clifford on Saturday March 28, 2026 @12:19AM (#66065666) Attached to: New Windows 11 Bug Breaks Samsung PCs, Blocking Access To C: Drive

LMAO. Touché!

Comment Why not? (Score 1) 46

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @07:15PM (#66048830) Attached to: UK Plans To Require Labels On AI-Generated Content

Why not shit on a company versus AI?

At least the latter doesn't have any adversarial designs against employees, unlike --- well, every corporation ever.

Comment To be fair.... (Score 1) 46

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @07:12PM (#66048824) Attached to: UK Plans To Require Labels On AI-Generated Content

Well, do be fair, who needs human content anyway?

(Totally not AI generated.)

Comment Who needs C:// anyway? (Score 1) 85

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @07:10PM (#66048820) Attached to: New Windows 11 Bug Breaks Samsung PCs, Blocking Access To C: Drive

Who needs C:// anyway?

Comment Why, God, why? (Score 1) 51

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @07:08PM (#66048816) Attached to: Meta Is Shutting Down VR Social Platform Horizon Worlds

Oh no! Why God, why?

Comment Rock on CloudFlare (Score 3) 25

by Sean Clifford on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @07:06PM (#66048808) Attached to: Cloudflare Appeals Piracy Shield Fine, Hopes To Kill Italy's Site-Blocking Law

Rock on CloudFlare!