Death to all extremists!

I'd say Vogon.

They tell us that we lost our tails, evolving up from little snails.
I say it's all just wind in sails. Are we not men?

Wasn't it John Carmack of id fame that used his .plan as a sort of proto blog?

Ah yes:

http://www.team5150.com/~andrew/carmack/plan.html

Actually, they don't even have a consistent way to name themselves - "American" actually applies for a lot more people than the ones dwelling (or born) in the USA.

The USA is the only country with America in its name, so at least there is some rationality to it, unlike clinging to Imperial measurements. Then there are North Americans and South Americans, even Central Americans depending on your geography.

Scientists found that individual socks disappear in your clothes dryer and (through some still undetermined warping mechanism) transform into wire hangers in your closet.

Sure! Tetris Plus *and* Tetris Plus 2! ;)

Yep. :)

There is a novel waiting to be written there. :)

Googling...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_C_Programming_Language_(book)

Cool, thanks.

So where would one start learning C if one were wanting to?

Any particular dialect?

Ram: Do you believe in the Users?
Crom: Sure I do! If I didn't have a User, than who wrote me?

Death to all extremists!!!!

Given the big names on the LibreOffice announcement -- Canonical and/or Google?