Two Stargate SG1 Films Announced 181
Presence2 noted that MGM announced that the Stargate franchise will migrate to the big screen, carrying with it the ending of the last two season's Ori plot-line. The plot summaries listed in the article don't seem like anything surprising... one even has a wacky time-line slip-up plot. Very original for scifi ;) I'll still watch it.
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One of the problems they have, is that Stargate still has an impressive fanbase, which really can't just be told "No more for you", so rather than finishing the SG1 storyline, they have opted to move it to TV (or Direct to DVD) Movies.
I personally think it's a shame it ended up this way, although it wont stop me watc
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You must have watched a different version than I did. What the people in front of the camera were doing barely passed as acting, and the plots, dialog, and sets left much to be desired. The characters were generic, wooden, and shallow, and there was little to no reason to care about them. Technology and science underwent idiotification (No problem.. I can troubleshoot a crystal with my handy multimeter), alienating the supposed target audience, while everyone else was
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It's science fiction, it requires a measure of disbelief. And besides, how do you know something couldn't be rigged up? Got some real alien technology laying around that you'd like to share with the rest of us?
alienating the supposed target audience, while everyone else was already alienated by the fact that it's a dorky show.
Yes, it sucked so bad that it ran for 200+ episodes, spawned a spino
Crossover (Score:2)
What would be amusing is to take the already-existing cross-over between SG-1 and Atlantis and just merge the two into one show. I'm not saying that it'd make great television, but it would certainly have the "Fuck you Sci-Fi!" charm.
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Movies based on a TV show based on a movie. What'll they think of next?
How about movies [sonypictures.com] based on game based [wikipedia.org] on a movie [google.com]?
All that recycling... So very post-modern.
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I was about to suggest it had already been done, but according to IMDb, the The Dukes of Hazzard games predate the 2005 movie, and the most recent game used voice talent from the series. (The series was adapted from the movie Moonrunners [imdb.com].)
(Ew, they're making a prequel movie.)
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I really, fervently hope so. Whatever it takes to keep these "films" (and I use the term loosely) away from mainstream cinemas. As if we need to give studios one more reason to demonstrate that sci-fi fans will watch anything, no matter how cheesey. This in turns removes any incentive to make good sci-fi, which further contributes to the (accurate) stereotype that sci-fi and art generally don't belong in the same sentence, which further drives th
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Sorry if I wasn't more clear. It wasn't the titles. Have you read any of the Star Wars/Star Trek franchise books? Some of them are excellent, but the vast majority are utterly horrible. Despite this, they get read with gusto because they afford sci-fi fans one more chance to immerse themselves in their favorite alternate worlds. They exemplify the way sci-fi desp
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Don't worry, that will happen. Every major American studio film gets released in Europe at the same time as in the USA or at most 2 weeks later for exactly this reason.
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Only the biggest movies (Star Wars, LOTR) are released in Europe with only a few weeks delay, the rest will typically trail by a number of months.
I can't imagine any good reason for this; translation couldn't possibly be so time consuming (no voice sync in the Netherlands, just subtitles), and all it'll do is push people towards illegal download services.
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So adding another market, say, Europe, is even more expensive. Also, subtitles can often require <em>wholly new prints to be manufactured</em>. The subtitles are often on the film itself, for example, The Protector showed with su
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Children of Man... (Score:2)
Old News? (Score:5, Informative)
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Better for there to be movies in the main franchise, so we can continue enjoying it without seeing it turn like X-files, with no end in sight and ever weakening storylines.
This new spin off series thing might be entertaining, so long as they don't 'enterprise' it and make everyone hate it, just like Crusade did to Babylon 5, what a horror that was.
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The "Legend of the Rangers" movie, on the other hand.... *huuurk*
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Was it a Fantasy show or Scifi? Well it had ships, but far too much 'lord of the rings' stuff going on to be the sci-fi successor to the masterpeice that was Babylon 5.
ps. You mentioned Legends of the Rangers, Go wash your mouth
So let me get this straight. (Score:2)
Wow, you can't even hope for a rollercoaster with so many twists and turns. It's like M. Night Shyamalan put the Stargate franchise in a movie of itself.
What a twist!
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That's pretty lame. These would have been the first movies I'd actually bother to go to a theater to see since the LOTR trilogy.
*sigh*
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Not really. Mostly it just emphasizes how few new ideas Hollywood really has.
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The Stargatocrats (Score:2)
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But what a twist!
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They were directed and written by the same people.
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M. Night Shyamalan
If Shyamalan did it, it would be incredibly dark with a real suspenseful with the very interesting plot line. Unfortunately there would be something so extremely stupid that it would make the movie totally unbelievable. It would be so bad that they would lampoon it on on television and movies for years to come.
Something, like I don't know, the aliens being allergic to water so they come to a planet with a shit load of water to do their shit. That or it would just suck out right.
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I've seen worse: Earth-invading aliens that can be killed by light [imdb.com].
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Holy shit! That even looks bad on the box....
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I really don't even want to think about watching the second one. That is painful enough... But to actually watch it..
oh god! I'm thinking about it... *cringe*
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Ascended wraith Prior inhabited by gould?
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Ascended replicator wraith prior inhabited by a goa'uld would be better, don't you think? =)
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You've totally ruined the movie-going experience for me.
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Homer - "hmmm, Highlander.... [slobber]"
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And end up failing miserably like every other sci-fi tv to big screen endeavour outside of Trek TOS?
While the original SG movie was pretty good the TV series just doesn't have the same energy to it. And what makes this even worse is that just about everything that has gone from a TV series to the big screen in sci-fi just seems to have the same feel as a very long episode of the TV series. Trek at least put a few
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I doubt it, since it seems atm that they'll either be direct-to-DVD or TV-only. Slashdot and the linked site are woefully behind, these movies have been known [gateworld.net] about for at least a few weeks now.
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Trek TOS only had three seasons before it was cancled, and remained in syndication. And actually there was a plan to have another trek series, StarTrek Mach 2 or some such, but star wars sort of encouraged NBC to not release another sci-fi series. The movie (The motion sickness) was ba
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Ori - greatest thing since sliced bread (Score:2)
It's all about the religious fundamentalism.
How else could you tie a Sci-Fi show to current events? "Enterprise" had nothing to link it to current events (with the exception of the terrorism episode) and it neatly failed. On the other hand, you have Stargate SG1 making a human to Sci-Fi connection: Religious fundamentalism, Crusades, Terrorism, Homicide Bombings (is that the latest "hip" P.C. name for a suicide bomber?) etc.
However, I am curious how they will translate this cultural clash into the big
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However, I don't think I'm the fattest or pimpliest so your script may need a little tweaking...
Also, I suggest that she will need Valla Maldoran as a second in command or something.. she makes me tingly.
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Its my understanding that Stargate: Atlantis is not ending. Additionally, these movies are allegedly going to launch a new Earth based Stargate series as well, it just won't be Stargate: SG1 anymore.
I am aware of this. SciFi dropped Sg-1 and choose to continue Atlantis. Writers/Directors fucked up SG-1. They introduced the Ori too soon. I would have loved to have seen actual end of the goauld. They could have gotten a full season or at very least a half a season from the goauld plot.
I got the impression from SG-1 stars that MGM has more plans for them in the announcement of the ending of the show.
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Hey, that could work! Death goes back in time to help his younger self, and ends up playing a guitar solo at the big dance. Or maybe Death gets to see a nice little town at Christmas where Death never happened? A whole series of Time Travel done to Death shows!
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Hey! They could even cast that guy that played the captain on Enterprise as Death!
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I can't help but agree with you; there have been some good episodes of SG1 after that point (most of season 8's conclusion was decent enough), but season 9 & 10 have been dire overall - the Ori as an enemy are just uninteresting. However, I disagree strongly with you about Atlantis - at first I was reluctant to even watch it and when I did start watching the first few episodes I did so with a very strong bias against it,
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Then to everybody's surprise, it got renewed. But they'd already defeated the Goa'
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The same thing is true of Star Trek, by the way. If you remember, there were probably a grand total of -- what -- 3 TOS episodes involving Klingons? Same with TNG -- The Borg are a persistent enemy, perhaps, but we almost never see them.
The Stargate writers need to go back and examine what worked in the plotlines which had absolut
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In fact, they could bring clips from every episode into the movie, because they "time loop" was creating a rare, time loop black hole, because the weight of the redundan
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Stargate: Infinite Crisis...es (Score:2)
Awesome! We'll apply that to the Stargate series and clean up any plotholes and other annoyances in one big special called "Crisis of the Infinite Stargates"! And in ten years we'll do it again!
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>> That's the whole charm of the Dr. Who franchise... you get to complain that the current actor is a pale imitation of the previous actor.
Personally, I like the guy with the big scarf -- the rest are just poor imitations.
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That is an interesting plot twist. The three doctors who preceeded the "the guy with the big scarf" actually travelled forward in time to see the 4th Doctor so they could then imitate him. Too bad they did an abysmal job of imitation. I guess the 2nd one came closest but I get the idea that the 1st and 3rd didn't even try.
Personally, I like all of them except for the rather abysmal 7th Doctor but that was more for my dee
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Instead of epic battles between good and evil with the fate of the whole galaxy in the balance, how about just a group of explorers traveling to a planet that they know nothing about. Maybe it takes an episode or two to tell the whole story, but whatever ha
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By the way, Tao of Rodney and Sunday are probably the best Atlantis episodes to date. If you get a chance, definitely check them out. Both are very hear
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Both series have been pretty good so far except I didn't get the very end of Sunday first time (******spoiler******: I wondered if he ascended first time I watched it).
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According to the official website for SG-1 [scifi.com], new episodes are "coming soon." Looks like the UK already got to see episodes we're currently waiting for, if comments in the Gateworld forum [gateworld.net] are to be believed.
So far, I haven't been able to pin down an exact air date for the US. The Wikipedia entries