Well, actually an ending quotation mark should never be by itself on a line. There should have been at least one character before it, or some characters from the preceding line pulled down.
Well, actually an ending quotation mark should never be by itself on a line. There should have been at least one character before it, or some characters from the preceding line pulled down.
Considering the ridiculous frequency of stupid-unfunny joke links being published, today is to the day AIDS is cured as getting frist post is to getting laid. If you can't do it on that day, forget it, you never will!
And it was a clever rewording of a section of a story published in Kuro5hin [kuro5hin.org] ages ago! And the original story had more religio-philosophical values in it, too!
I'm assuming that this is an ASCII reprocution of this [slashdot.org] pirated iTUNES track.
Seriously though just give us a real story. EG: I heard someone submitted a strange wishlist item to the xorg bugtraq. Also there is an OSS project somewhere going from BETA 1 to BETA 2.
A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
#include <stdio.h>
#include "gpl.h"
int main(void) {
fprintf(stdout, "%s", gpl);
return (0);
};
gpl.c:7:6: warning: no newline at end of file
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
If anybody wants me, I'll be outside waiting for the sky to turn black and the seas to turn to blood.
m-
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:4, Funny)
The article summary clearly states:
"<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>"
There's a whole word on that last line before the quotation mark. The word is <br>
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2, Informative)
it's april fools day.... have a bit of fun. and I have to type for 20 seconds, unlike editors (afaik>..)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:4, Informative)
Link [about]
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2)
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
I didn't read the article. Sorry.
Didn't read the article? This is the biggest news from the Enlightenment community in years!
No comment (Score:2)
Wow. (Score:3, Interesting)
Today... (Score:2)
as getting frist post is to getting laid. If you can't do it on that day, forget it, you never will!
PS. Frist Post!
Re:Today... (Score:4, Funny)
Now I'll never get laid.
Huzzah! (Score:2)
Yes! (Score:5, Funny)
You said it. (Score:5, Informative)
"
I couldn't have put it better myself.
Hmm. (Score:3, Insightful)
Great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great (Score:4, Funny)
Now that's funny. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Now that's funny. (Score:2)
|____ (Score:5, Informative)
Re:|____ (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:|____ (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:|____ (Score:5, Insightful)
RTFA! Re:|____ (Score:5, Informative)
Didn't you RTFA? It clearly says:
"
"
Hey, I like karma too.
Re:RTFA! Re:|____ (Score:5, Funny)
Re:RTFA! Re:|____ (Score:3, Interesting)
I know this comment *shouldn't* get modded up, but I'm crossing my fingers and hoping for a miracle.
Re:|____ (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:|____ (Score:2)
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.
Well, I guess it does look a little like an airplane. What's wrong with ASCII art, anyway?
Re:|____ (Score:2)
Goatse... and trolls.
Nazism (Score:4, Insightful)
awesome!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Whoa. (Score:5, Insightful)
Wow! (Score:2, Funny)
Game Over (Score:2)
Guys, most of the world is now at 2005-04-02. Get with the program already.
Re:Game Over (Score:2)
Re:Game Over (Score:2)
The best part is since I'm in the most populous western Time Zone is I can afford to be a jerk, since I have millions of people on my side.
Anyways, don't you mean
02-04-2005 ?
Yes, I see now! (Score:5, Funny)
I must add to the above:"
"
Copyright Infringement!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Copyright Infringement!!! (Score:5, Informative)
And it was a clever rewording of a section of a story published in Kuro5hin [kuro5hin.org] ages ago! And the original story had more religio-philosophical values in it, too!
Error Messages (Score:5, Funny)
Damn you Anonymous! (Score:2)
Worst April Fool's Ever (Score:2)
Only got one thing to say! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Only got one thing to say! (Score:2)
Cat got your tongue? (Score:5, Informative)
story
too many Apr 1st Stories .. (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm impressed (Score:5, Funny)
oh really? (Score:2)
That's odd... (Score:3, Funny)
that's involved.
Either way, I'm sure some solution to this will be revealed next week. If not, then we're all in trouble.
Once Again (Score:5, Funny)
Our rights are being trampled. Next they are going to patent air. I am going to boycott them for good.
This time I mean it.
E+ (Score:2, Funny)
What is E+ anyway?
Re:E+ (Score:4, Informative)
As an enlightenment fanboy; I'd actually quite like to see what DR1-15 looked like, but all the links are dead :(
I'm blind (Score:2)
E+ (Score:5, Interesting)
All Wrong (Score:2)
I disagree.
best one all day (Score:2)
They have been pretty lame all day.
At least this isn't a repeat... (Score:2)
Google News (Score:5, Insightful)
On the plus side: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:On the plus side: (Score:2)
Lack of poll options (Score:2)
It has a serious lack of a poll question, too.
Best. April Fool's Joke. Evar. (Score:2)
Am I missing something? (Score:2)
WTF? I can see the s. Can't everyone else? (Score:2)
Fnord, fnord fnord
fnord fnord fnord,
fnord fnord
fnordfnordfnord.fnord [fnord.org].fnord, fnord
fnord!
"
I don't get it. Why's everybody talking about a blank article?
Dammmit! I submitted the SAME story a week ago! (Score:5, Funny)
You know, I submitted it two weeks ago ... (Score:2)
Shouldn't this be YRO (Score:2)
What an awesome computer program! (Score:2)
It's a Dupe (Score:2)
Look for the dupe ... (Score:2)
Site slashdotted already - Cached here (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Site slashdotted already - Cached here (Score:5, Funny)
But then, my machine's hostname is devnull, and I run apache on it
Is this just where we say anything we like? (Score:2)
Dupe! (Score:2)
IAWTS (Score:2)
w00 (Score:2)
(almost -- you really should have a blank that lets you name the editor too)
Imagine... (Score:2)
So what? (Score:2)
Ummm... (Score:2)
You'll have to speak up. We can't hear you over the bandwidth.
The E+ Icon!?! (Score:4, Informative)
Pity we can't (Score:5, Insightful)
Typos (Score:5, Funny)
OK, who else thought (Score:3, Interesting)
http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/index.php [dur.ac.uk]
IN SOVIET RUSSIA... (Score:5, Funny)
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Re:fp (Score:2)
This must be the first time that an article actually has *less* spelling errors than the first post!
Re:fp (Score:2, Funny)
Re:yeeha (Score:5, Insightful)
And a Score:3, Insightful? What is this, free karma day?
Hey, moderators! Gimme some of that good lovin'! It's just a little drop-down...it's not like you have anything better to do today.