A House For One Red Paperclip 158
Tim_F writes to mention the news that Kyle MacDonald (the guy trying to trade a red paperclip for a house) has succeeded in his quest. His recently traded a KISS Snowglobe in exchange for one afternoon with Alice Cooper. He in turn traded the snowglobe to an enthusiastic snowglobe collector, for a role in a movie. From the article: "Now, the town of Kipling, Sask., located about two hours east of Regina with a population of 1,100, has offered MacDonald a farmhouse in exchange for the role in the movie. MacDonald and his girlfriend will fly to the town next Wednesday. 'We are going to show them the house, give them the keys to the house and give them the key to the town and just have some fun,' said Pat Jackson, mayor of Kipling."
Red paperclip? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Red paperclip? (Score:5, Funny)
Save the red paperclip for a hotel!
(Yes, I am missing a few Monopoly pieces. Why do you ask?)
Re:Red paperclip (Score:2, Funny)
Do I detect a not-so-subtle anticapitalist polemic at work here??
So what? (Score:5, Funny)
He has a farmhouse in the town of Kipling, Sask.? So...? Why stop now? If he could trade that for two red paperclips, doubling his original investment, I'd be impressed.
Re:So what? (Score:2)
Re:Kipling wins the most out of it. (Score:2)
quote from tfa (Score:5, Funny)
It would be ironic if he died of a paper cut that could have been prevented by a paperclip.
Re:quote from tfa (Score:2)
Re:Irony... (Score:1)
Re:Irony... (Score:2)
The paper clip bartering should have led to his happily every after, but in actuality the paperclip (or lack thereof) was his undoing.
irony [m-w.com]3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result
Re:Irony... (Score:1)
Re:Irony... (Score:2)
Re:quote from tfa (Score:2)
(However, I agree with you about the irony thing, and fuck anyone who bitches about "coincidence vs. irony")
Re:quote from tfa (Score:2)
Kyle MacDonald! (Score:2, Insightful)
Audience: Gimmicky Human Interest Story! [Wild Applause]
Announcer: That's right! You've managed to amuse us with your heartwarming tale of despiration. You managed to stumble into a kindly corporate sponsor for your story of using ebay, and gotten that radio station to softball you into a whole lot of pain advertisement! And now, latching onto the story, everyone and their brother are selling the hype to e
Re:Kyle MacDonald! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Kyle MacDonald! (Score:3, Interesting)
Granted no one would describe life as "fast-paced" and everyone would know details of
Re:Kyle MacDonald! (Score:1)
Re:Kyle MacDonald! (Score:2)
Re:Kyle MacDonald! (Score:2)
Well, just about everything in pop culture is like that, not just the paperclip guy and the million dollar home page ideas. Why do you think people drink Budweiser? Because it's a great beer? They drink it because it's popular and everybody else is drinking it and because it's hyped. These guys are nothing new, just clever additions in a long line of market
The world (Score:1)
Re:The world (Score:2)
Re:The world (Score:2)
Re:The world (Score:1)
I wager the president will soon be wondering why he's out of a job, but he'll be glad of his newly acquired pair of calf length gym socks.
Almost made it as far as him.... (Score:5, Funny)
we got as far as finding a guy that would take the spool from us after we used all the fiber... oh well.
Best laid plans and all....
Amazing. (Score:5, Insightful)
I applaud this guy simply for trying something new and having it work out for him nicely.
Re:Amazing. (Score:5, Insightful)
Basicly he got lucky, got some publicity, and made a few good moves with that publicity to make it happen. Don't expect it to work for you.
Re:Amazing. (Score:2)
You know, now that I think about it, a house in Saskatchewan is sort of like a fridge, just larger and with windows.
Re:Amazing. (Score:3, Insightful)
It's the pet rock all over again.
And that guy [wikipedia.org] got more than a crummy farmhouse for his gimmick.
Re:Amazing. (Score:2)
No, this [virtualpetrock.nl] is the pet rock all over again.
The concept isn't new... (Score:2)
Let that be a lesson to you trading n00bs!
Keep going... (Score:4, Funny)
News from the future:
"This just in. We have learned today that Mr. Kyle MacDonald has just acquired the entirety of the United States of America."
"I, for one, welcome our barter-trading overlord."
Re:Keep going... (Score:2)
A really good lay comes to mind...
Re:Keep going... (Score:2)
Either that or he should have taken the movie role. Even if the role is minimal (the article said it was paying) he could probably buy two farm houses in Sask, plus he'd be in a movie. Think of that, he could be a "famous" actor in that city, and with two houses he'd own a large percentage of the realestate!! The farm chicks would be all-up-ons!
Hmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Damn Canadian Accents (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Damn Canadian Accents (Score:1)
Re:Damn Canadian Accents (Score:2)
It's not the trade, it's the publicity (Score:4, Interesting)
Just to make sure everyone knows, this man's (still impressive) accomplishment was fueled not by being able to make smart trades, but by the publicity of the stunt. Clearly, the people trading with him were giving him items of far greater value than what he was providing. The balance of the transaction can be measured in publicity.
Am I... (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Am I... (Score:1)
No.
Am I the only one who:
* Doesn't give a shit?
* Wonders what this has to do with....anything?
Re:Am I... (Score:1)
Re:Am I... (Score:3, Informative)
From 2005 [www.cbc.ca], CBC News, unformatted for your reading pleasure:
Montreal man trading paper-clip for house Last Updated Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:50:27 EST CBC News A Montreal man is grabbing international attention for his increasingly successful quest to barter a single red paper-clip for a house. Five months ago, Kyle MacDonald looked at a
Re:Am I... (Score:2)
Heh (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Heh (Score:1)
Some (old) houses are worth more in wood than they are as a house because of the building material used.
I dunno what they use for building materials up in Canada, since they mostly have lots of softwoods (which you don't use to build homes with)
Re:Heh (Score:2)
Huh? Softwood is the most common lumber used to build houses. I'll find a cite for this if you need it, but are you really aware of significant use of hardwood to build houses? (Okay, I'm sure it's -possible-.)
I'm talking about the structure of the building, by the way, not the furniture or cabinets inside -- many people prefer hardwood for those.
Re:Heh (Score:2)
If he lives there, buys his groceries there, and pays his taxes - the town will come out WAY ahead. Even if he only does so for 1-2 years.
Pet Choices (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Pet Choices (Score:2)
Re:Pet Choices (Score:2)
And regardless, it's still a beautiful province. Land of the living skies is definitely an understatement... heck, I'd take that farm house just for the big, dark night time sky. And it does have some beautiful national parks (Cypress Hills being the most obvious example).
Re:Pet Choices (Score:4, Funny)
I've heard every joke, I've heard every word you said.
You think there's not a lot going on...but look closer, baby, you're so wrong.
And that's why you can stay so long...where there's not a lot going on.
As has been stated... (Score:1)
I'd be much more impressed by the second person to do this, or the fourth.
Well... (Score:2)
Re:Well... (Score:1)
One red paperclip for a HOUSE? (Score:1)
One red paperclip costs about 10 cents and a house cost much more... maybe 1000$
It doesn't make sense!
BUT, if you start a Blog, write some insightful post, get some traffic and ads, you might be able to buy a house without giving up your red paperclip.
I hope this post will be moded insightful
Off to prison... (Score:2, Funny)
[Two guys on the porch of a rickety farmhouse]
Knock Knock Knock. "I don't think he's answering." KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Creak, crack, stomp stomp stomp, squeeeeeeeeek, "Oh, hello guys! What can I do for you?"
Well, Old MacDonald, it's about your farm. We're from the Canadian Revenue Agency and we have a few questions to ask you regarding the taxes you did or did not pay on the transactions you made from paperclip to farm house. Would you please put these handcuffs on so we can converse in a calm environment?"
Its all in the marketing. (Score:1)
Fake news !!! (Score:1)
Or
Cheers,
Tristan
Finally (Score:1)
Taxes???? (Score:1)
Re:Taxes???? (Score:1)
Paying tax on a $56,000 house doesn't seem to be that onerous (I think that's the approximate value). I bet most slashdot users pay tax on a $56K (or more) income every year.
This would be easy. First, get a tax advisor. Then either pay a lump sum (if you have it) of maybe $14K, or take out a $14K mortgage on a $56K asset. Or sell the asset and pay part of it to the government. No mat
How to get on Slashdot (Score:2)
2. ???
3. Profit!!
Do you like Kipling? (Score:2)
Re:Do you like Kipling? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Do you like Kipling? (Score:2)
Re:Do you like Kipling? (Score:3, Funny)
He won't last (Score:1)
Re:He won't last (Score:2)
Re:He won't last (Score:2)
I sleep at very odd hours, and like hard rock
obvious question... (Score:2, Funny)
Kipling?!! (Score:2)
Well, I guess that's what you get for only wanting to spend a paperclip!
Weird (Score:1)
Kipling land value (Score:5, Insightful)
And here's a complete map of Kipling. [google.com]
Re:Kipling land value (Score:2)
My brother once bought a 500 square foot house in Redvers, Saskatchewan for $7500. Redvers and Kipling are very similar towns.
Re:Kipling land value (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Kipling land value (Score:2)
That's in my built up central neighbourhood where I rent a bachelor for $1100 per month.
There are of course $200,000 houses out in the burbs. But then you have to commute 2-3 hours a day. Stupid burbs, all they have are houses. If the jobs were actually out there
When you buy in a big city... (Score:2)
The quality of life in a big town comes from the posibilities of having an interesting life.
I may be pretty peaceful and green in Saskachewathever, but you don't have great movies, food, orchestras and sport minutes from where you live.
Now a Major Motion Picture! (Score:4, Funny)
See! the hit comic action adventure drama, starring Will Smith as Kyle MacDonald, Uma Thurman as his long suffering girlfriend, and Lindsay Lohan as the paperclip.
Hear! Will Smith's amusing remarks as he trades pieces of junk for larger, more profitable junk!
Cry! when Will Smith unwittingly trades a van for a piece of paper, almos losing long-time girlfriend Uma Thurman.
Laugh! when it turns out the piece of paper was a recording contract!
Based on a true life story! (Some liberties taken; various items replaced by famous celebrities and the internet replaced by word-of-mouth of the quirky inhabitants of Will Smith's home town in Northern California).
Sample the from riveting novelization:
"CHAPTER 1. It started with this paperclip. Then he trades it in for a pen. Then, like, he trades it in again, but for a doorknob... Then he goes and trades it for a coleman stove. Then he trades the stove for James Woods. 'Hey, buddy.' Says James Woods, 'I'm James Woods.' 'Beleeve dat,' says Will Smith - his catchphrase for the film."
List of trades (Score:3, Informative)
Fish Pen --> Doorknob
Doorknob --> Coleman Stove
Coleman Stove --> Generator
Generator --> "Instant Party" (Beer Keg, Neon Sign, I.O.U. for Keg's worth of Beer)
"Instant Party" --> Skidoo
Skidoo --> Trip to Yahk
Trip to Yahk --> Cube Van (Box Truck)
Cube Van --> Recording Contract
Recording Contract --> Year in Phoenix (Airfare to Phoenix and use of house rent free for one year)
Year in Phoenix --> Afternoon with Alice Cooper
Afternoon with Alice Cooper --> KISS Snowglobe
KISS Snowglobe --> Movie Role
Movie Role --> House
Let the trading begin! (Score:1)
Re:Let the trading begin! (Score:3, Funny)
But how much did he spend? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Slashdot story? (Score:1, Troll)
H.
Re:Slashdot story? (Score:3, Funny)
Apparently, on Slashdot, that is reason enough...
Re:Slashdot story? (Score:3, Insightful)
Sorry for spamming up your Slashdot, I know all of these stories can be hard to follow all the time.
Re:Slashdot story? (Score:1)
Re:Slashdot story? (Score:2, Funny)
How isn't that news for nerds / stuff that matters?
Re:Slashdot story? (Score:1)
"details" = "deals"
Unearthed moderator guidelines! (Score:2)
Here's the official guidelines for story requirements handed out to all /. staff.
I hope they can all remember it. ;P
Because we have paperclips? (Score:2)
Step 1: Trade up from paperclip to house
Step 2: Move out of parents' basement
Re:Slashdot story? (Score:2)
Re:Tagging WTF (Score:1)
Re:Tagging WTF (Score:1)
Re:Tagging WTF (Score:1)
Re:pure hype (Score:5, Informative)
Re:pure hype (Score:1)
Re:Role in movie?? (Score:2)
Basically, a lot of people helped him on his quest.
Re:How does this work? (Score:2)